Thomas Jane, Just The Way I Like Him

By Square on July 2, 2009 in Actors | 10 Comments 

Thomas Jane Shirtless

Even before HBO’s “Hung” premiered, I already thought that this show has “mandatory Squarehippies’ posts” written all over it. Thomas Jane is one of my earliest crushes on this website and I was surprised to look back and find out that there are only two posts of him here. Fret not, my lovely droolers! As I will follow “Hung” religiously, Thomas Jane and his furry chest will definitely be a regular in here. His body isn’t as fit as he was in “The Punisher”, but I think he looks a lot better this way (okay, that’s the suburban dad craze of mine talking again). I am pretty confident that we will somehow see his amazing ‘gift’ sooner or later in the series, but in case you want a glimpse of the real McCoy, just watch “Stander” and get your ‘pause’ and ’step frame’ buttons ready on the remote. A tad late, but here are some shirtless goodness of Thomas Jane from the pilot episode capped by Groopii. Oh, and please don’t forget to check out those pits as well! Read more »

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Guess This Hairy Chest

By Square on July 1, 2009 in Random Hotness | 10 Comments 

Brad Garrett Shirtless

This very tall and hairy (read: sexy beast) comedian has a very deep voice that can lullaby my crotch to sleep. Well, actually not to sleep but you’ll catch the drift. Guess before you click! Read more »

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James O’Shea In Kiss The Bride

By Psiwire on July 1, 2009 in Actors | 4 Comments 

James O'Shea Shirtless

James O’Shea is exactly the type of guy that they always seem to find to play the sexually confused object of desire in gay romantic comedies, where the gay guy never ends up with the person he wants. Not that I’m complaining. If I’m going to be forced to sit through an inevitably disappointing non-romantic un-comedy, then the least they can do is provide me with some eye-candy. James comes through at least in that respect. He’s all-over sexy and something about his lower back makes me drool.

Steve Sandvoss is in this movie too, but he keeps his shirt on the whole time. Fail. Read more »

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Sean Faris In Forever Strong

By Psiwire on June 30, 2009 in Actors | 7 Comments 

Sean Faris Shirtless

I hope you guys don’t mind a minimal post description, ’cause I didn’t actually even watch this movie. Since I can’t abide sports, much less movies about sports it was a quick scan and cap job. But I think only one word is necessary to describe Sean Faris anyway: HOT. Read more »

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The Shirtless Men (and Me) Are Back

By Square on June 30, 2009 in Ramblings | 7 Comments 

Shawn Christian Shirtless

Can you hear the birds finally chirping again? Yes bitches, I am back and so are the shirtless men! First off, I have to apologize for nil posts for the past week or so. I’ve been all over the place and finally I can find a place settle down and focus! As you can see I have A LOT to catch up. Like, it’s almost too much to take but my experience has taught me to work well under pressure. The pressure of hairy chests that is!

All that said, expect the shirtlessness to pour in after a day or so while I get my shit together. In the mean time, enjoy this holy ceremony we like to call the changing of shirt from our favorite hairy stud Shawn Christian from “Days of Our Lives” capped by the uh-mayzing Groopii. Someone please give this guy a major cover ala Ryan Reynolds stat! Also, a couple of fantastic posts by our co-author Psiwire will follow suit. Read more »

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Happy Father’s Day!

By Square on June 21, 2009 in Actors | 10 Comments 

Father's Day

Daddies of my dreams; Richard Burgi, Mitch Pileggi and Mike Rowe would like to wish you a very happy Father’s Day! *awkward silence* Uncomfortable post ever is that you? Read more »

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Four Walking Sex Sticks in Rescue Me

By Square on June 19, 2009 in Actors | 3 Comments 

Daniel Sunjata & Mike Lombardi Shirtless

I spent an hour to think of a clever way to not put all of their names in the title! They’re very scrumptious aren’t they? I will probably not post anything this weekend (I probably will, just never believe everything I say), so here are a shitload of hunks from “Rescue Me”, featuring the oh so gorgeous Daniel Sunjata, Michael Lombardi, Larenz Tate and Denis Leary capped by the fabulous DaveId at Dreamcaps. I mean, all this sPECtacular skin display in just one episode? This is totally a sign from the shirtless gods to watch that show. Enjoy and have another great weekend, everyone! Read more »

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Cover(s) of The Year

By Square on June 18, 2009 in Actors | 22 Comments 

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless

I’m just way over my head here. The proper cover of the year would be Jason Sudeikis, John Krasinski, Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm shirtless on the bed, licking each other’s chest. Who said that?!? Anyways, before you go further, I suggest you turn down your monitor’s saturation because it looks like someone spray painted cheese powder on Ryan Reynolds’ amazingly fit hairy body (I volunteer to lick that clean). That said, holy freakin’ mother of Krasinski! I’m pretty sure he was clipped to hell but we’ve seen Ryan with no hair at all so this is definitely miles of improvement. Perhaps the hairiest we’ve seen him so far? We’ll definitely have a closer look at his body fuzz when the issue hits the stand soon. Now excuse me while I go have a date with my um, imagination. He’s pretty demanding lately. Read more »

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Kelly Blatz in Aaron Stone

By Square on June 17, 2009 in Actors | 9 Comments 

Kelly Blatz Shirtless

Quiet everyone, some serious balancing act in progress! I know that we can never have too many hairy chests and mature men in one week but I have to be fair to our smoother counterparts. Kelly Blatz is House of Mouse’s latest pretty teen hunk who stars in Disney XD television series “Aaron Stone”. You might have recognized Kelly from skingy (skin stingy) “Prom Night” as well. He is clearly Hollywood factory made, but if you cross your eyes a bit, this boy looks like the younger, hunkier version of Josh Groban and that’s a good thing. These are from the third episode of “Aaron Stone”, featuring Kelly in nothing but a towel. Well, okay at least that is what they would want us to believe. At least put him in a thong or something! Read more »

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How Does This Make You Feel?

By Square on June 15, 2009 in Athletes | 24 Comments 

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Mmm… okay. As a die-hard supporter of facial and chest hair, I’d say this is totally right up my alley. Without the pornstache, Michael Phelps just looks like… well, Michael Phelps. And if you squint your eyes really hard, you can see some form of vegetation on his chest. Now that puts a smile on my face! Read more »

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