Nothing You Haven’t Seen Before

By Square on February 6, 2010 in Actors | 8 Comments

Sean Faris Shirtless

I’m not sure how many times you’ve seen this guy with his shirt off, but as one poet once said — skin is skin and I don’t think Sean Faris has showcased his body in the small screen “Reunion”. Anyways, as I never discriminate against smooth hotness, here are some caps of Sean in a towel from a recent episode of “Vampire Diaries” by Superherofan. That chest is so smooth I can almost see myself on it! Okay, shutting up now. Read more »

Tags: pretty, smooth, television, towel

Patrick Tatten in Lucky Bastard

By squarebart on February 4, 2010 in Actors | 4 Comments

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

First, do NOT watch this movie because this movie is very bad. OK, that’s my due diligence. BUT this inglorious attempt at gay movie-making has some mighty fine skin of the bastard variety — the male kind that I know you like. Me, I’m a sucker for a farmer’s tan. Call me crazy: nothing looks more naked than pale skin with darkened arms. And Patrick Tatten, the unlucky star of this sad sorry story, is way too pretty, has a wee bit o’ chest hair, and has been wearing a T-shirt in the sun! Ol’ squarebart didn’t have a chance. Oh yeah, he also looks good moanin’. Now… I repeat: this movie is bad. If you watch it, don’t blame me. oxo squarebart Read more »

Tags: dark, gay, movies, smooth

Ryan Carnes Says Good Morning

By Square on February 4, 2010 in Actors | 11 Comments

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

It’s morning in LA, so the title is still valid okay? Enough about trying hard to make myself relevant. These beautiful shots of the star of landmark films like “Eating Out” and “Trailer Park of Terror” (yes I sat through that poo party), Ryan Carnes were freshly shot by LA based photographer Jeff Slater. Since this is a worksafe blog and I’m sure more than half of you are reading this on your office computer, I’m only going to feature the appropriate ones here. The less appropriate shots are available at Slater’s blog (no peen though). Now, before you shoot me for featuring this forest hater, keep in mind that you’ll get to see his morning wood after the jump (there’s a pun in there somewhere). And yes, morning wood is still worksafe because it’s like, covered and stuff. Read more »

Tags: lean, smooth

How Does This Make You Feel?

By Square on February 3, 2010 in Random Hotness | 14 Comments

ellan Lutz, Mehcad Brooks, Fernando Verdasco and Hidetoshi Nakata Shirtless

Usually, visuals of hot shirtless men in undies would trigger a red alert situation in my crotch department and prompt all staff members to be on STAND BY. These pictures of the latest Calvin Klein underwear campaign starring Kellan Lutz, Mehcad Brooks, Fernando Verdasco and Hidetoshi Nakata however, didn’t trigger anything. Maybe I’ve seen too much skin in my lifetime. Okay, Nakata does a little (even when they have decided to crop out his most important bits) but that’s just about it. And what the hell is that big red X doing in the centre? Read more »

Tags: hunk, model, soccer, undies

Two of My Favorite Things in the World in A Picture

By Square on February 3, 2010 in Others | 14 Comments

Prince Harry Shirtless in Barbados

No, I’m not really talking about this. I’m talking about a shirtless ginge and a shirtless hairy daddy, in one picture. Don’t make me choose please! These are pictures of Prince Harry with a really hot piece (silver fuzz is THE best) on a boat during his visit to Barbados. My left eye is looking to the left and my right eye is focusing on the right. At the same time. HELP. Read more »

Tags: british, ginger, hairy, mature, smooth

Our Thoughts Exactly

By Square on February 2, 2010 in Actors | 6 Comments

Jon Foster & Nicolas Wright

Ah, that Jon Foster. Whenever he’s not entertaining our hungry libidos with his shirtlessness on “Accidentally on Purpose” (yes, it can happen sometimes — but very, very rare), Jon always gives us something else to think about. In this case, dry humping his co-star Nicolas Wright. I’m pretty sure this is what we had in mind whenever we see Jon Foster on screen. Thanks for making that fantasy a step closer to reality, although I don’t understand why his shirt was on while doing it. A total mystery. Read more »

Tags: gay, scruff, television

Iddo Goldberg in Secret Diary of a Call Girl

By Square on February 2, 2010 in Actors | 5 Comments

Iddo Goldberg Shirtless

Skinny, pale and smooth guys aren’t really my cup of tea — but give me Iddo Goldberg any day and I’ll have him for breakfast, lunch, dinner AND supper. There’s something about this guy that oozes sexiness, in a highly unconventional way. I only know him as Ben in ITV2’s hit series “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” across the pond. The show has plenty other shirtless discoveries, such as James D’Arcy (Josh Hartnett & Ethan Hawke lovechild), Callum Blue and a recent cameo by Matt Rippy. “Secret Diary” is currently on the third season on Showtime, and trust me it is worth the look. Read more »

Tags: british, dark, pale, skinny, smooth, television

Beau Mirchoff in Desperate Housewives

By Square on February 1, 2010 in Actors | 8 Comments

Beau Mirchoff Shirtless

No, this is not a screen grab from my wet dream last night. Okay, I lied. But this is like the early part of the dream, because Ricardo Chavira had his suit off as well. Anyways, we finally have a young fuzz on “Desperate Housewives”. Wait, let me rephrase that. A young, SHAVED fuzz (someone please confirm). Despite the prettiness, Canadian beef Beau Mirchoff does a lot to me as compared to Jesse Metcalfe and other ‘young’ characters in the series. These are capped by Superherofan, and if you want a closer look on that chest — you know what to do. Now can someone please hide the razors and clippers from this boy? Read more »

Tags: canadian, dark, fuzzy, pretty, television

This GIF Will Haunt My Crotch For Eternity

By Square on January 31, 2010 in Actors | 8 Comments

Sudeikis into Sergio

Once in a Taylor Lautner’s new moon, there comes a time where the event is so monumental that it will have a massive effect on us for the rest of our mortal lives. This is one of them. During Jon Hamm’s first gig on “Saturday Night Live”, this scene was the star of my wet dreams for many, many nights thereafter. On his second one last night, we get the above. I mean, mah first husband exploding into mah fourth husband? I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW. I just, can’t — but I will brave myself to type a few more words for the sake of my people. This gif and the rest of the caps will haunt my crotch for all eternity. The shirtless gods must have descended from the heavens to possess the writers so that they can come up with this scene, that or I broke into NBC office last week and altered their script. There must be a logical explanation for this! Now excuse me while I spontaneously combust. You know it’s coming. Read more »

Tags: favorite, hairy, hunk, television

Guess This Slightly Hairy Chest

By Square on January 31, 2010 in Actors | 6 Comments

Guess This Hairy Chest

You might have to squint a little bit for this one, but don’t worry — it’s there. We thank the moisture for making it more visible. For someone his age, it’s clearly he’s not American because his Hollywood peers would’ve shaved that in a heartbeat. This picture however, is from a US network series a couple of years back. Guess before you lick click! Read more »