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Nick Youngquest Shirtless on Mens Health Spain

This is Nick Youngquest on the cover of Men’s Health Spain and thanks to the HD technology we can take a closer look at what could have been a very sexy furry beast of a man reduced to a standard department store mannequin in the name of fash-un. Let’s put it this is way, at least we know that it’s a full blown epilation so perhaps I can at least sleep a little but more tonight.  Read more

Wake-up Call

Oliver Smith Shirtless in I Hate Thailand

According to this recently viral video on YouTube, in Thailand – a pretty girl buys you a drink, noone bats an eyelid if you launch a rock at a moving car, hundreds of villagers help you find your wallet on the beach at night and eventually you get to overstay your visa as long you want. Well, that is if you’re James of course, or Oliver Smith in real life. A premium grade, furry backpacker type (suspiciously looks like he lives in a four-bedroom house in Surrey) who I’m sure will be allowed to overstay anyone’s welcome plus, he gets EVEN FURRIER at the end of the clip which is always good. Oliver, you’ll get a permanent one way visa to stay in my crotch forever. Read more

Oh Hai There, Orlando Bloom. Wait a Minute…

Adam Brody Shirtless in Life Partners

There were many reincarnations of Adam Brody after Seth Cohen, but I think this is his hottest version to date. His latest shirtless appearance in “Life Partners” totally brings out the noughties fangirl in me. I never thought this could ever happen, but somehow Orlando Bloom has managed to find his way in Adam Brody and I can’t believe it only takes a pair of moustache and glasses to make your 2005 dreams instantly come true! Watch the trailer for “Life Partners” after the jump. Read more

Geoff Stults in Opposite Sex

Geoff Stults Shirtless in Opposite Sex

I have so much to catch up on especially on Jair’s contributions – so here’s the first instalment featuring the lush hairy chest of Geoff Stults in “Opposite Sex” starring other hot pieces including Josh Cooke, Josh Hopkins and silver fox Dana Ashbrook of which I need to do further investigation on. One would only assume they’ve used some kind of protection layer on him underneath all those tapes? A fine furry specimen like Geoff is hard to come by in Hollywood so it’s really not worth losing your follicle over a dollar tree gem of a film. Enjoy! Read more

At Long Last, Derek Theler Pulls a Chris Pratt

Derek Theler Shirtless in Shark Killer

About fucking time! I’ve left you with a manwhore before the hiatus (you should’ve gotten used to it by now), so it’s only natural that I’m back with another. It’s prime slab of manbeef Derek Theler (whose sole existence is to cream your panties) being himself on the trailer of another screen gem “Shark Killer”. Take it as a bargain bucket but equally satisfying version of Chris Pratt in “Guardians of the Galaxy”. Yes, Derek Theler with his shirt off is nothing new but this time it’s obviously very different than his previous efforts because they’ve decided to LEAVE HIS FOLLICLES ALONE for once and we all know the importance of a light beard to finish the whole panty creamer look. Watch the trailer after the jump. Read more

Fresh From the “I Never Do This But…” Files

Nick Jonas Shirtless in Flaunt

Let’s take the label off this and stick a “I ONLY DO THIS NOW” instead, it’s just one of those obligatory Disney duties. First of all, I have absolutely nothing against manwhoring – in fact I embraced it wholeheartedly because hell, without manwhoring this joint would not bloody exist in the first place. In essence, I owe everything and more to manwhoring! Here’s a recent convert on the block Nick Jonas doing his Disney duties (following the footsteps of Zac Efron of course) in Flaunt magazine. I might be in my pre-senile state but it seems like only yesterday that he posted this on Instagram. The buttcrack shot totally makes up for the douchey vibe he’s giving in this spread. Read more

John Schneider is Really A Gift That Keeps On Giving

John Schneider Shirtless Workout

Sure he’s not to everyone’s taste, but sexually John Schneider is really a gift to me. Just when you thought he couldn’t give anymore on screen, it turns out over the past couple of years John Schneider has become THAT surburban dad who got bored, bought a bunch of gym equipment and quickly became a fitness freak. YES, YES AND YES! Even better, he is whoring out his fitness things (ain’t nobody got time to listen to all that marketing crap) by showcasing his mostly sweaty body on YouTube. It’s almost impossible to watch them videos without hitting the mute button and taking your pants off. The shirtless gods have answered my prayers yet again! “Coach John” sounds like a recurring character in my gay porno stash, but this time shit got real. Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Read more

Naturally, This Happened

Tom Daley Shirtless for 2015 Calendar

I know I’ll be getting a lot of hate for this, but I really need to post something to fill up the gaps in your life. Diving toddlers are coming out left right and centre, so they have to urgently exploit every inch of Tom Daley before the next feature fetus pushes him out of the spotlight. It’s a shame that a year has 12 months instead of 6 because he can come up with another calendar sooner. Read more

At Long Last, Beau Mirchoff’s Chest Gets a Break It Deserves

Beau Mirchoff Shirtless in Born to Race: Fast Track

It’s a well known fact that Beau Mirchoff’s chest has been to hell and back, it’s good to know that recently his chest has recovered from the terrible ordeal he has experienced during his time in MTV series “Awkward”, which it has been stripped down to the roots in effort to emulate a five-year-old. These are from his new film “Born to Race: Fast Track“, which I’d imagine is the “Rush” of the bargain bin market. I have so much love for these dollar gems like no other – it’s really where the hottest guys are. Without them, we have no choice but to endure the constant manwhoring from the likes of Zac Efron and Dan Osborne.  Read more

Peter Sarsgaard in Very Good Girls

Peter Sarsgaard Shirtless in Very Good Girls

My last shirtless memory of Peter Sarsgaard was from “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh” and that will forever be the big laminated poster on the ceiling of my libido – but further exploits since include “An Education“, “Orphan” and “Lovelace” which desperately needs a post by the way. Obviously, “Kinsey” is an essential Sarsgaard viewing when you’re a fan and they really should release that in Blu-Ray bloody 4K. If you’re wondering what he’s doing lately, Peter is playing a pervy boss (one of my favourite porn characters ever) in coming of age film “Very Good Girls” capped by Jair. I’m not sure whether it’s the lighting or it’s purely the work of the satanic device that is the trimmer, but he seems to be less fuzzy in this. Also, if you’re into the younger types there’s Lenny Platt, Boyd Holbrook and Sterling Jones deshirted as well. Read more