Murray Bartlett’s Chest is What You Need Right Now

Murray Bartlett Shirtless in Looking

It’s evident that Murray Bartlett’s chest deserve a shrine on its own – they’re realised this and when they wrote his part in HBO’s “Looking” they’re made sure his gloriously hairy pecs get the recogintion they deserve. Yes, he looks like he was born with that thick stache but I don’t think many people can forget his soul patch in “Sex and the City”. These are from the third episode of the new season also featuring Scott Bakula’s equally glorious twins. Read more

No Shirt, No Lines, No Fuss Objectification

Ben Foden Shirtless in Hollyoaks

One thing the Brits do well is treat their finest manbeef the way they’re supposed to be treated – objectified and on a pedestal. With a beautiful creation like rugby player Ben Foden it’s a crime not to spread the hotness through all medium available – in this case an episode of soap with almost no lines and of course, no shirt. Not sure how I missed this, but here are some caps from “Hollyoaks” by Jair anyway. Also, it’s refreshing to see that his immaculate body isn’t ruined by random ink unlike most of the full time manwhores out there. Read more

Chris Diamantopoulos in About a Boy

Chris Diamantopoulos Shirtless in About a Boy

Speaking of Canadians, here’s Chris Diamantopoulos in a recent episode of “About a Boy” with a hipster beard and THAT haircut. All that could be a diversion from all that trimming that has been going on his torso, but still, it’s a massive improvement. Read more

Because You Can Never Have Too Much Kris Holden-Ried in Your Life

Kris Holden-Ried Shirtless in Lost Girl

It is a fact that there’s something in the Canadian waters that makes men over there totally delectable, and the one thing you can never have too much of is the scruffy, Chris Martin’s Canuck twin Kris Holden-Ried. These are from a recent episode of “Lost Girl” capped by Jair. He might never go the Ryan Reynolds route and it’s awesome if he does eventually, but who fucking cares. He’s hot and he’s shirtless and looks AMAZING. End of. Read more

Better in HD: Eric Christian Olsen in The Hot Chick

Eric Christian Olsen Shirtless in The Hot Chick

I can’t remember when was the last time we had a proper blond here, so here’s a throwback post of Eric Christian Olsen in “The Hot Chick” with Matthew Lawrence. This was the time when teen flicks and boybands rule the world, but sadly most actors had to be stripped off their body hair so that the target audience won’t be ‘grossed out’. Eric seems to never have graduated from the shaggy look apart from the time when he was desperate enough to do “Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd” and it’s a good thing, currently being all scruffed up in “NCIS: Los Angeles”. Read more

Wake-up Call

Kyle Schmid Shirtless in 88

Why bother waking up when you have a bearded Kyle Schmid in bed? For those of  who isn’t familiar with this fine piece, he’s like Jared Padalecki’s Canadian twin but much hairier. These are from Canadian action thriller “88” capped by Jair. I’d say all the hirsuteness is a massive improvement from his earlier appearance in “Fear Island“. Part of me wanted him in bigger roles but perhaps it’s a good thing that he stays independent because the first thing they’d probably do in Hollywood is to dip him in nair overnight. Read more

Here’s the Over-teased Teaser for the Trailer (or Possibly Another Teaser) of Ant-Man

Paul Rudd Shirtless in Ant-Man

Marvel has been honeydicking us with teaser after teaser for the teaser for the trailer of “Ant-Man”, so when it was out yesterday I’m just glad Paul Rudd is at least shirtless in it. Seriously, if something is good you don’t just pour sickly sweet syrup over it in attempt to make it better. To be honest I prefer him on a couch unshaved but I guess the epilation comes with the territory. “Ant-Man” is probably going to be this year’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” and it’s not long until everybody in Hollyweird gets their dicks in the anti-hero superhero revolution. Really, I’m just glad they put a shirtless scene in this because nobody likes a cocktease. Read more

At Last, They’ve Made Gaston into a Series

Joshua Sasse Shirtless in Galavant

Okay, not really but I think this is as close as we get so far! For some of us, the new working year starts today and I’d imagine ALL of those people are absolutely dreading it. Well, the only solution is to start your week with a bang – and nothing is more bang-able than these stills of actor Luke Youngblood giving Joshua Sasse a nice scrub in the second episode of ABC’s period comedy “Galavant”.  He’s obviously channeling Gaston (ie the hottest Disney manwhore out there) with a mix of Cary Elwes in “The Princess Bride”. If there’s one to watch out for this year, Joshua Sasse is definitely it. I can’t see this mess will be renewed for another season, but this is definitely not the last time we’ll see this delicious piece. Also, Mr. Sasse’s debut in DirecTV’s “Rogue” is crying out for a post which I’ll do later. Read more

Beau Mirchoff in Poker Night

Beau Mirchoff Shirtless in Poker Night

Yes, I have received the result of this important examination and I’m happy to report that Beau Mirchoff’s forestation has fully recovered and now on the way to achieving the gloriously hairy status if he stays off the nair for the next couple of months. I know this scene from crime thriller “Poker Night” capped by Jair is super hot but  really, why do they have to make everything so fucking dark? EVERY FUCKING TIME! Also, I hope that he has learned his lesson as Beau is being punished a lot throughout this film (for prior messing with his chest hair, obviously) – although it’s a little strange to see him in such a serious project such as this one. Read more

Christopher Meloni, Shiloh Fernandez & Thomas Jane in White Bird in a Blizzard

Chris Meloni & Shiloh Fernandez Shirtless in White Bird in a Blizzard

This is what I call killing not one, not two, but THREE birds with a stone! The holy trinity of hotness that is Christopher Meloni, Shiloh Fernandez & Thomas Janein Gregg Araki’s “White Bird in a Blizzard” is a sight to behold. It’s my kind of film which reminds me a lot of Patrick Wilson in “Little Children” and the casting director has done a superb job in translating my dreams into reality. It’s a pity we get the really good bits (Meloni with a moustache is truly a match made in heaven)  at the last hurdle, but I have to say the scene with Thomas Jane in his apartment has to be one of hottest in my libido’s film history. “White Bird in a Blizzard” is curently available on demand everywhere. Read more