When I first saw Michael Vartan in Never Been Kissed, I knew almost instantly he’s the right husband for me. When I saw his ding dong in that cuckoo movie One Hour Photo, I knew that we will be married for at least 20 years. Enjoy these shirtless pictures of my man Michael Vartan from the movie Monster in Law, starring that J-Lo and that J-Fo (I can’t believe I just said that). You better run Michael! You better run good!