Carter Oosterhouse

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Will you remodel my “house” please… Uhuh, take out your nail gun, baby. Bang that nail Carter, yes! Yes! Fix me good!!! Oops sorry, didn’t notice you were reading.

Carter Oosterhouse, the sexy delicious hunky carpenter from TLC’s Trading Spaces is oozing with sexiness. He is the definition of walking s*x. Pure s*x. That Italian stallion look gives me the chills, sensual shivers that is. These shirtless pictures of America’s handyman Carter Oosterhouse are from various photoshoots he did on his official site. Between him and Ty Pennington, who would you choose to do your house? I’ll take Carter for the time being, thank you. Now where were we? Oh yes, the “nail” banging…

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

Carter Oosterhouse Shirtless

  • He’s Carpenterific! Nice big Dewalt!

  • Stacy

    Carter is the sexiest man alive.

  • Thom

    OMG! He is absolutely gorgeous! He’d make home improvement work all the hassle!

  • K. Pagano

    I met Carter the other day and he is more gorgeous in person! He is also incredibly nice. He took the time to talk with me for several minutes and let me get some pics. He is wonderful and so is his crew.

  • buzby

    why does my handyman look like john goodman and not Carter? Life isn’t fair!

  • Kyle

    YUMMY!!! I would love to see more of delicous Carter…

  • buzby, I totally feel you. Life is just not that fair!

  • Lisa DeLaPena

    GORGEOUS IS ALL I CAN SAY…..

  • may

    He can bang my nails all day

  • Jeff

    Does anyone think he looks just like John F Kennedy Jr.?

  • jeff

    Does anyone else think, he looks like JFK,jr.???

  • Pam

    Carter has to be the most gorgeous guy alive. Brains and looks…he is so awesome. Definately needs to be on tv more. Love his show, carter cam..never miss it. he is the ultimate carpenter. could use him to help me remodel my business.

  • JIM

    Carter is GREAT!! Ideas, personality, what a cool guy….and that smile…..he is my favorite. I will look for you if I am ever in Southern Cal. or look for me if you ever get to San Antonio, Tx. P.S. my house needs ideas. Peace Carter.

  • omg! i want him to work on me lol carter ur freakin hot!!!

  • Lala

    eew…

  • Devyn

    Carter is incredible…hot!!! I’ve always thought that Ty Pennington and Carter should provide the viewers with a dual show…and not just a workout on the homes!
    I’d yearn to see Ty’s smooth pecs and Carter’s hairy chest together…two sets of perpetually perky little nips pressed together for some serious action…major yum!

  • jack

    wish ty & this guy were gay cause they are hot…I still love their looks even if they are stragight guys. They are both hot & love to look at them at work.

  • ED

    He’s hot wish he was gay.

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  • Antoinette

    Carter you TOTALLY rock. I am getting ready to buy my first home. It needs a bit of work & all i can think about is how totally awesome it would be if I had just one tiny piece of custom made furniture by the sexiest most talented carpenter that ever was. I simply adore you carter. Maybe someday my dreams will come true. How about an autograpghed picture to hold me over until the glorious day that my dream of meeting you in person becomes a reality? Antoinette 5023 Speer Street Ft. Smith AR 72904

  • Antoinette

    Carter you TOTALLY rock. I am getting ready to buy my first home. It needs a bit of work & all i can think about is how totally awesome it would be if I had just one tiny piece of custom made furniture by the sexiest most talented carpenter that ever was. I simply adore you carter. Maybe someday my dreams will come true. How about an autograpghed picture to hold me over until the glorious day that my dream of meeting you in person becomes a reality? Antoinette 5023 Speer Street Ft. Smith AR 72904

  • alex

    Must be one of the best looking men ever made.
    And, yes, very similar look to JFK Jr indeed.
    He should play him in any movie made.

  • Alicia

    I love Carter. He is beautiful, talented, modest, and seems very nice. He also cares about kids and the environment. What more could you ask for! His program is the best hour of my day. I really do not go crazy over celebrities but he is an exception!

  • Bill

    Imagine Carter Osterhouse with Peter Alexander… yeah, Ty Pennington too (as mentioned by someone earlier). I wish any one of them were Gay and smitten by me – maybe our next lifetime – and these guys as white-HOT and nice as they are now. Then there’s Christopher Maloni and those scenes in OZ emblazoned in mind.

    Carter does seem like a phenomenally nice guy (never seen someone so exceptionally Cuddle-HOT)… I want to go out and buy all the furniture seen in his recent commercial (Homes-2-Go?). Back to Ty; I absolutely love that cute-hot-dear man’s heart. YES, seeing them on a show together would leave me in a puddle on the couch. My head is spinning and I’m salivating just thinking about any one of these guys. Ty could do it, but baby, ya can’t hit a movin’ target that easily. WOOF.

  • Bill

    Geez, how could I forget! Add Hugh Jackman to the list above… Man that scene in his film Australia, night, campfire, stripped to the waist, his hand running slowly down his chest to a vein low on his hot-gut, approaching the “function at the junction” but sadly stopping. MAN

  • Jay

    Carter is SO HOT!!

  • Doug Archer

    I would love to meet you, Carter. You are a sexy man. My only experience with woodworking was 7th grade woodworking class for one semester. Could you help me build a book case?

    Love, Doug, San Diego

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  • Maximiliano

    All the stupid, embarrassing, stuff that losers write in this shit, just because a guy is good looking!

  • jesse salazer

    I absolutely love everything about carter! He’s hot as hell AND cares about others, I’m in love!!!

  • gggggggg

  • Weena Meelion Pesetas

    OMG! Cooyou dye? Dis man isa very very hottie. I wanna hima remodel la casita mia. knowat i meen? Be cuz isa very very sexie man.
    I don wanna him be gay. He isa made for da sexie mama like me. LOLA.
    Carter I wanna geev you a beeg kees.

  • Weena Meelion Pesetas

    And one a mor theenga
    why duz dis ugly man peectur on my post
    ?

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