Steve Carell

Steve Carell Shirtless

*Caution ahead, might please or disturb oneself* Okay I have to admit, I think Steve Carell is sexy. In fact, very sexy and very shagable. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine since seeing him back in Saturday Night Live to The Office days. I even thought he was so hot in Little Miss Sunshine that Steve Carell was on top of my delicious ranking followed by Paul Dano and Greg Kinnear (again, it’s just me!). It’s good to see him playing lead in a lot of today’s major blockbuster movies including the most expensive comedy ever made, Evan Almighty because he is actually very funny without even trying.

For all of you who has the same taste buds as moi (I know RSL will), enjoy these shirtless and hairy Steve Carell from The 40 Year Old Virgin. Of course Paul Rudd and sexy chunkhunk Seth Rogen was also in it, which made the cast yummy and hilarious at the same time!

Steve Carell from The 40 Year Old Virgin

Steve Carell from The 40 Year Old Virgin

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Sexiest nose ever?

Steve Carell from The 40 Year Old Virgin

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell Shirtless

Steve Carell from The 40 Year Old Virgin

  • http://Squarehippies.com Catherine woods

    he is really butt-ugly

  • http://johnkrasinskixoxo.forumotion.com/index.htm Bailey

    AHHH i ffing love him!!!!! he is not ugly! hes pretty good looking.

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  • Fiona

    I dunno why… but i think he’s hot… and for me i realized it while watching Anchorman… the small character he played in that movie…. *sighs&

  • http://www.myspace.com/iamgooftsowhatelseisnew Robert Daniels

    I’d shag him for sure. Handsome man.

  • Nellie

    steve carell is definitely dorky-hot. i’d still tap that, and im picky.

  • Svetlana

    ohhh, HELL yeahh. BUT, those pics don’t do him justice, he’s just the kinda guy that looks hotter in live action shots. i fall for him every time he does that goofy giggle laugh thing he does on the office all the time; soooo attractive for reasons unknown!
    *extreme sigh*
    i want to have one of his kidsssss! puhh-leasee!

  • Laura

    sekzy can eyeeee…
    bannnngggg yous steve carell
    im oficially obsessed w/ that lovely mannnn!
    ;D

  • http://myspace.com/sexycani Moe

    Would I Do Him?

    Dayummmmm straight I would!
    its not hard!

    THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

    lol, he’d be proud!

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    yupperz

  • Melody

    No. It’s not just you. Steve Carell is sexy. He thinks he’s not. That makes him even hotter.

  • Reeseriver

    His humor and down-to-earth qualities enhance Steve’s sexiness. I think he’s sexy. I remember first noticing him when he took of his shirt on an episode of the Daily Show. He would interview different groups and met with a bear association. He took of his shirt and asked if he was a bear.

  • Mel

    Oh yes, he is so sexy inside and out. He has a great smile, beautiful soulful hazel eyes, and an olive complexion. He is also athletic and extremely intelligent .

    There is no way he is 5’10″ like most of his bios say. I’d say 5′ 7.5″ at most and he really has to fight to keep from becoming a blimp, especially in the thighs because he is short. I believe he was self conscious about that younger in life, but he knows he’s got a lot going for him.

    I think he’s had some thigh, lovehandle, and boob lipo and definitely his back hair lasered. I haven’t figured out that hairline yet. I know he was receding back in his 30′s and it just doesn’t stop falling out! But, he is so attractive on the inside I wouldn’t care what he looked like. But if his hair isn’t natural, it sure looks natural. I think he gets more work done on him for maintenance than anyone can imagine. But so does everyone else.

    If you check out some of his old stuff from Second City, you will notice that he was on his way to fatville if he didn’t do something way back then, even though he was cute as a bug. If he had let himself go, he’d be 270 lbs by now.

    He was called the most eligible bachelor in Chicago back in his early 30′s before Nancy ,so he was a hottie to the women in the windy city back then .

    He loves his family and that is also sexy. I don’t ever think he will mess around because I am sure women throw themselves at him all the time (Anne Hathaway). She was so giggly towards him on GET SMART junkets. I am sure he is glad those premieres in every country but Iraq are OVER.

  • http://none zoe bell

    I would have to say i have just got interested into steve carell and have to say he is really attractive. I love hairy chests even steves beard in little miss sunshine, i have always loved hairy chests and found them sexy. I believe all men should have them and i too believe steve is very shagable

  • Boris

    The second to last picture is j/o material!!!!

  • RD

    Oh man, I love love LOVE Carrell!
    It’s that brow. He gets that daft yet somehow serious expression thing going and I’m gone.

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  • Braden

    I’ve ALWAYS had a things for Steve. I seriously thought it was only me. Every movie I see him in I always get lost in observing his features and falling in love with his hazel eyes. Then he takes his shirt off and I’m completely sold. I think I was the only person in the theater that was curious as to whether or not he really had a boner at the beginning of the 40 year old virgin, I found it more hot than funny. Anyway, I’m glad people share my guilty pleasure.

  • Nacho

    I just watched Little Miss Sunshine and I have to say that Steve looks too sexy on it.!.I mean, gosh,,that hair, that beard..mmm. He´s delicious, always looking all clean and fresh…
    Way hotter than hundreds of young actors…

  • Nellie

    Steve is soooo sexy. His eyes are gorgeous and I would get lost just looking into them. He is totally devoted to his wife and kids, which is another thing that makes him so great. What a beautiful smile too. Dan In Real Life was the first movie I saw him in, then Little Miss Sunshine (he was so great). Oh well, he is the perfect geeky cute, smart, funny, everything guy and there are only one and a million half as good. I have vivid dreams and he and I are together every night. in them I really do get depressed when I wake up!!

  • chelsea

    he’s a cutie !

  • ebony

    hey cathrine woods your a blind or what? i bet your ugly so you better shut up and steve carell is not ugly ! who ever thinks that is dumb. and steve is sexy and hot and cute too. and he is hot as michael scott too. i bet alot of girls and guys want to be with him .

  • ebony

    yeah like i siad steve carell is sexy and hot and also a great actor too. and he has real hair and i can tell steve likes to workout he has a very nice body. his wife is sooooo lucky. but anyway steve is the best.

  • james birkbeck

    i’ve always found him very sexy. i love his twinkly eyes, and his grin. :-D

  • Patrick B

    I want to strip him, chain him to my bed and use him for a teddy bear to snuggle with.

  • Chelsea

    he’s soo funny The 40-Year Old Virgin is the GREATEST!! i love you steve!!! i want you!!

  • Lee

    He’s sexy and so is his body :)

  • JunieBug

    He’s definitely hot, in a really off way that is somehow alluring. i realized this while watching Get Smart and the Office. And no one else i know seems to agree with me, so i’m glad to see that other people do though. ;P

  • Toby

    His nipples are in a really strange place – like they’ve slid down to the very bottom of his pecs, 10 inches below normal level – makes him look weird.

  • Hot for Steve Carell

    OMG! I absolutely LOVE Steve Carell I just started this obsession a few days ago. So I saw crazy stupid love and that 17 year old girl is right STEVE IS THE FUCKING SEXIEST MAN ALIVE AND THERE IS NO REASON TO NOT LIKE HIM I mean he’s hot, sexy, nice, funny, talented and he’s just PERFECT <3 I have watched loads of his other movies before but I never noticed him til now, I'm like obssessed with him now. And for all those people who think Steve is ugly no offense but FUCK YOU well you obviously need glasses because he's damn sexy! I want him soo much, shame he has a wife and is so devoted because I love him :'( actually I think LOADS of girls and women love him and I love how he speaks, I could listen to him for ages <3 my dad hates him and says his voice is weird and he has a big nose, but I think he's absolutely perfect, I'm 14 and he's 50 but do I give? NO I'd totally bang him like so many time and secretly I know this sounds wrong but, and don't take this the wrong way, but I want to kill his wife and maybe kids and have him all to myself< OMG I JUST LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH <3 and I. Don't mined his hairy chest, he's damn sexy and that's all that matters DAMN wow now I'm totally going to see all his films, but not the cartoon ones, I've seen then and that squirrel on over the hedge doesn't sound like him. I have also seen little miss sunshine but I'm seeing it again just to see his face <3 god he's hot and he plays even all mighty? I'll have to see that as well. Anyway all you people are right HE'S THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE <3 <3

  • Toby

    Yes he is hot & sexy but here are three options for you to consider :-

    1) Bang your father
    2) See a Psychotherapist urgently (highly reccommended)
    3) Buy yourself a “teen angel mini me junior dildo” set to relieve your frustration.

    Your post is the most disturbing I have read on internet this century. Thank God I will never have to meet you.

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