Ryan Reynolds 2
Time for some mainstream skin, people! Uber neo Hollywood hunks like Ryan Reynolds should be forbidden to wear clothings for eternity. I think what makes Ryan Reynolds very sexy in his own way is that whatever he do, he’ll never lose that Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place charms. It’s like a combination of boyish qualities, dorkiness and that Chris Evans ‘dude’ thing going on all at once. In The Nines, we basically have Ryan in 3 delicious flavors.
1. Highlight Ryan
This is the one we see him most shirtless, in other words pretty much Ryan Reynolds in real life (well, perhaps minus the highlights).
2. Henry Grubstick Ryan
Despite the lack of shirtlessness, I like this look the most. He totally can pass as Christopher Gorham in this getup. I’m not saying everyone with trendy box emo glasses can be Henry but I guess it enhances and brings out the lovable dork in him.
3. Amityville Scruff Ryan
Personally, I think this is by far his worst look ever. Some guys look great with hair and scruff but for him, it’s like hot a Ryan is hiding somewhere among all that facial mess. Plus he looks much older. We saw him (shirtless) in Amityville Horror with this look, complete with body hair and all but I prefer him much more cleaner, so that it’s easy to, y’know, lick and stuff. 😉
Now for the rest of the orgasmic visual feast.
Also, for me there’s nothing sexier than watching a gorgeous guy enjoying (or pretends to enjoy) himself in mainstream films. Can we help you with that, Ryan?
Holy crap, is he CUTE or what?