Steve Guttenberg
Did anyone remember Steve Guttenberg? I did. In fact, very vividly way back in the 80s, ever since Police Academy to Short Circuit to 3 Men and a Baby. I wouldn’t label him as conventionally good looking, perhaps averagely good looking or even mature ‘adorkable’ but I guess not since the term didn’t exist yet that time. 
Even had a slight crush due to his lovable characters in almost all of his early movies.
What I can say is he posses a bit of Mike Rowe qualities especially when it comes to the facial features, don’t you think? Of course, the chest hair also comes with the resemblance and boy, are they nice and furry. These shirtless pictures of a younger Steve Guttenberg are capped by Reah over at Dreamcaps and I couldn’t thank her enough as I’m not that brave to buy any of the Police Academy DVDs myself.
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Hey…you must have missed Steve in Cocoon…………he experiences a
sci-fi orgasmic episode…in a swimming pool no less………
Oh yeahhh I remembered Cocoon but it’s a bit blurry since you know it’s a bit for steamy for a kid. Will add that to my re watch list! :d
Steve, like Zachary Levi and Chris Gorham, is (or was… Haven’t seen him lately) an Adorkable with the body of a stone hottie.
If you go back far enough for Steve, you will remember the horrific “Can’t Stop the Music.” His choice of roles notwithstanding, he is hot! Love that masculine chest…he makes me melt.
I always liked and wanted to get my hands all over his hairy chest. He is more like a real life guy–the kind you see at the pool in the summer and emerges from the pool, hairy chest dripping wet.
True, more to real life but slightly above average as you don’t see that kind of everyday. (Glad to see all the regulars commented in this post!)
Is it just me, or is he a candidate for “separated at birth?” I swear there’s a family resemblance or something with Glenn Howerton, from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1097351/). OK, well, their ages obviously are an issue, but all the same…
Thanks for the memories, mine were always good and lustful where Stevie G. was concerned!
I’ve the whole Police Academy films 1-7 on DVD in a Boxed Set
the early ones with SG in them before he went on to do other films
had a few Shirtless scenes in “Cocoon” and “Cocoon 2″ as well brief but memorable
Nyles, do you have Cocoon movies as well? Really wanted to rewatch those “steamy” shirtless scenes everyone been talking about.
You must see Steve naked in “The Man Who Wasn’t There.” The hot body just goes on and on.
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Sorry Squarehippie I dont have those films (Cocoon 1-2) but have seen them on t.v many times.
Ah “The Man Who Wasn’t There” that was defiantly part of my high school Spank Bank line up…
The Guttenberg Man was always hot in a cute/adorable way….loved how his police academy uniform fit him…and always loved scenes like this one
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He’s hot and handsome and charming in a goofy sort of way. He’d make a terrific boyfriend and everyone would be checking him out at the swimming pool and beaches in the summer, but then he’d trip or something.
[...] in “Bedrooms and Hallways”, to be fair he does have an adorable face, somewhere between Steve Guttenberg and Seth Green plus a beautifully fuzzy [...]
He was the dude for me in the eighties . I used to love watching cocoon ….the pool scene is still on my mind .
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[...] still beefy as hell! This is a 52 year old man, and his body seems to have not age at all (here are some references). I mean look at those pecs. They can feed a small town for a year! When Steve [...]
You all have to go back some and catch Stevie in “The Boys From Brazil”, in which he gets killed early on. I promise you wouldn’t be quite as taken with him as when he “grew up”. I for one will never forget those ultra-short swim trunks he had on in “Cocoon”, showing a humungous box in ‘em. yummy!