Why I Have to Watch Survivor

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Holy sweet Ryan Reynolds!!! Just when I thought I’d ditch this season’s repetitive Survivor, Mark Burnett and his team fcuked with my head once more by featuring my number one Survivor crush, Ozzy from Cooks Island. Damn it guys, you just made it obligatory for me to watch every second of Survivor: Fans vs Favorites, every week. And look, the big hair is gone, we get a bit more meat than before but the good thing is that the lean body is here to stay!

I’m kinda okay with him flirting with Amanda as compared to other girls because I like her so she’s like has my blessings and stuff (as heartbreaking as to see but that boy needs some of what what because we all knew what Ozzy was capable of). Also, since when he became a “photographer”? I guess waiter is not that cool anymore?

Ozzy from Survivor

Ozzy from Survivor

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless

Ozzy from Survivor Shirtless



Anyways, on the “fans” team, the offerings are not too shabby either, so you guys should totally watch this season’s Survivor if you like:

Hollister lean hottie
Erik from Survivor Shirtless

Beefy Jericho-ish hunk
Joel from Survivor Shirtless

Luke Wilson
Mikey B from Survivor Shirtless

Here’s to more shirtless Ozzy days in Survivor!

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