Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Let me introduce you to a fresh adorkable hottie by the name of Hale Appleman. First few minutes into “Teeth”, a film about a very lethal coochie and I thought, meh, he looks like a poor man’s version of The O.C’s Adam Brody. Same hair, same dorkiness, same big beautiful brown eyes. Further into the movie, as soon as Hale took his shirt off, I figured I was wrong. He’s not only tall, but very lean and even sports a bit of warm fuzz on the chest. Hale Appleman is, instead a rich man’s version of Adam Brody. It’s a pity that his peen got cut off first but at least there’s quite a generous amount of skin before his character died. Adorkable and unbelievably hot. Who would’ve thought?

“Teeth” also has another resident hottie John Hensley capped by Psi before which had the same amount of shirtless time but given that eyebrow, I guess I’ll have to pass.

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

This screams Adam Brody!

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

This is right after his peen has been cut off. Quite hilarious but kinda cute at the same time. Okay something is wrong with me.

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

Hale Appleman Shirtless

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  1. Chris on May 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 am

    what a total hottie!!!

  2. Jamie on May 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Yeah, he’s pretty hot. I have seen him somewhere before, but never knew his name. Could that dimple in his chin be any bigger?

  3. hecangetit.com on May 6th, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Hale Appleman Shirtless…

    Hale Appleman Shirtless…

  4. frater gymnos on May 7th, 2008 at 4:23 am

    yep, that’s pretty sick.
    i’m going back for another look-see…
    thanx!

  5. Jo on May 15th, 2008 at 3:58 am

    The comparison between the two actors is totally there. IMO, Hale is (way) hotter and beside the fact that he is younger than adam. Also, better name. Thumbs up.

  6. A on May 18th, 2008 at 12:29 am

    Omg finally some people making sense! My friends don’t find him attractive at all but to me he’s SUCHA HOTTIE! Loving his dorky and cute shy looks, especially his beautiful chin! Love his hair, love his eyes, love his height, love his body! Only if there are more movies featuring him! totally cute x

  7. ger on May 27th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    He is very handsome although I’m saddened to find that he has not been in too many films!

    Also, I thought the dimple on his chin was a soul patch, lol. He would very much look good with one, anyhow.

  8. Joe on May 31st, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    I WANT HIM

  9. snow white on July 2nd, 2008 at 4:19 am

    how tall is he?

  10. tasha on July 29th, 2008 at 12:02 am

    he’s hot he looks sweet too i want his number

  11. JOFAZE on August 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    SO CUTE CUTE CUTE!!! ,PLZ PLZ GET OUT OF MY HEAD :D

  12. Petey on October 21st, 2008 at 4:14 am

    oh jezuz he is hot. Way hotter than Adam Brody

  13. BLAH BLAH on November 9th, 2008 at 1:31 am

    I saw hm naked(live / rear) in streamers at roundabout theatre company in NY – GO SEE IT!!!

  14. michelle on January 6th, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Hale is so amasingly cute, cnt get him out of my head. His cute smile, and oh my god his body, *bits lip*. 1st time he gets on the screen dat cheeky smile- CUTE! He also looks amasing in ‘Beautiful Ohio’, in swim trunks also-wow! Awaiting to watch pedro, cos apparently he’s in it.

  15. Kristoffer Haynes on January 7th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    I saw him in Streamers, I was sitting in the first row. He’s really cute with short hair. He has the sexiest feet and I got a good close up look too. There were moments he was laying on his cot in his boxers and he looked so sweet I almost jumped on stage to lay beside him. He looks like some one who used o work out at my gym. Go se Streamers, you won’t be able to take your eyes off of him.

  16. Kardia Chavez on February 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 am

    This dude’s really talented. I hope that I see more movies of him. If I’m in the US, I would really support him but since I’m in the Philippines, I can’t do anything but to wish him good luck with his career. ^__^

  17. Caitlin on March 28th, 2009 at 1:03 am

    One of the most attractive things I’ve seen in awhile. The entire time he was about to rape her I’m just thinking, there’s no raping the willing. And I would be very willing.

  18. lola on June 1st, 2009 at 10:18 am

    what a cutie, the whole time he reminded me of nick jonas, promise ring and all… haha things drastically changed after the “bathing” scene hahaha

  19. peen on June 2nd, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    it kind of didnt make sense that he raped her though, he was so pure and then all of a sudden aaaaah!!

  20. sheridan on August 23rd, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    omg he is hot, i wouldve totally done it with him if i was the girl in the cave with him, i love him!!! <3 <3

  21. havee on December 19th, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    hihale apple this is from philippines.. your so nice..

  22. ivory on March 16th, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Ughhh… why is it that he is so far away. I would have totally done him.he’s so darn sexy I love everything about him wish I had his number.

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