Random Hotness

Random Hotness

It’s May already and I thought of doing something new for a change. Occasionally, we’ll be featuring some random hot boys from everywhere; either celebrities, budding stars or simply nobody, shirt off or shirt on. You know, just to keep up with the spreading boy love we’re getting all over today. First, Dan and Alex from MTV’s The Paper. I’m sorry but I’m such a sucker for skinny hot dorks.

Alex and Dan shirtless from The Paper

Alex from The Paper

Dan shirtless from The Paper

Dan shirtless from The Paper

Dan shirtless from The Paper

Alex from The Paper

Next, something for the pit lovers. It’s Jared Padalecki infamous shots from TV Guide Magazine. Just take that damn tank top already!

Jared Padalecki’s Armpit

Finally, corn fed Matt Neustadt of CW’s “Farmer Wants A Wife”. A tad too “manufactured” for me but of course I wouldn’t say no for sure. He shared some of Dan Wells‘s hunky charms. Good enough reason to watch the show (via Superherofan).

Matt Neustadt Shirtless

Matt Neustadt Shirtless

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  1. edgeboy1 on May 2nd, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Bring on the skinny dorks! Love ‘em! ;)

  2. Harvey on May 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 am

    That Padelecki shot almost made me faint the first time I saw it!

  3. Milton on May 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 am

    This is great!! I too LOOVVE the skinny hot dorks.

  4. KarmaLysing on May 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Ahh, yes…. Good ole Matt from Fox’s “Inbred Moron Wants a High-Maintenance Skank”…

  5. KarmaLysing on May 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Er… That is The CW…

  6. Squarehippies on May 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Thanks guys! I was beginning to think I am the only one who’s into skinny dorks like Dan and Alex. And yeah, those tv people never short of skanks’ supplies, don’t they? Don’t get me started on Rock of Love and The Bachelor.

  7. KarmaLysing on May 3rd, 2008 at 3:08 am

    Square… Sadly, even frickin’ Animal Planet has gotten in on the reality show thing… Seen “Groomer Has It”? (Or, “Where Jai From ‘Queer Eye’ Went To Watch His Career Die”).

    One of the contestants describes herself as “the Paris Hilton of dog grooming”. Oh, REALLY… So you’re the brainless, scrawny, ugly, overprivileged, skanky whore of dog grooming eh? Not exactly something I’D brag about… roflmao…

  8. herms on May 5th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    hey love Jared Padalecki! what issue from TV Guide Magazine was that picture from?

  9. JoeTimb on January 9th, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    jesus christ, dude.
    jared’s armpit just took me to the ground now. effing perfect.

    [j]

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