Brendan Hines

Sorry to keep you waiting for Matt Keeslar but I just HAVE to post these stat and I’m letting the inner 14 year old teenage schoolgirl in me loose again. So, I have a new crush, and his name is Brendan Hines. He looks a bit like Adam Brody, albeit a much better version of him. Yes I’m going to say it whether you like it or not. He’s oh so ADORKABLE. There, I can breathe easy now. These shirtless pictures of my latest crush Brendan Hines are from his latest starring role in independent film “Heavy Petting”. And someone actually listens to us for once by keeping the fur on! It really brings out the color of his eyes. Okay, that doesn’t make any sense but he does have a breathtaking set of green eyes. Sigh!
Brendan was recently seen in the television series “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” and alongside uberhottie Matt Keeslar in hot dorks fest “The Middleman”. He’s also a singer and a songwriter, although I can’t say I’m a big fan of his music but they’re sweet and Jack Johnson-ish. You gotta be honest to your boyfriend right?
The movie also starred an extreme adorkable Kevin Sussman which you might remember him as Walter from “Ugly Betty”. It strikes me that “Heavy Petting” (or “Underdog” in some places) is a movie that has 2 adorkables as lead. Yay! Head over to his official site and MySpace to know more about this hottie. I don’t think you can find shirtless there but hey. Anyhoo, hope you enjoy these as much as I did!
p.s: The DVD for “Heavy Petting” hasn’t been released yet but at least you know what to grab later, because this one is quite generous with Brendan’s skin scenes. Yummay!






















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So cute! That chest is screaming to have its hair tugged on. He is very every day and approachable looking. NICE!
This is the kind of guy who makes my heart flutter, almost like it’s difficult to breath when I’m around him. That dark hair, green eyes and hairy chest remind me exactly of my huge crush from college. I still melt a little when thinking about him.
OMFG… You found him shirtless!!!!! SQUARE, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY “THE MAN”!!!!!!
I think he should cut his hair. It makes him look too much like Adam Brody without actually being Adam Brody, therefore despite his being possibly more technically handsome, he suffers in the comparison.
Karma: I KNOW! I was a bit surprised to see this hottie without shirt! I’m SO glad you mentioned him in Matt Keeslar’s post, otherwise I’d never noticed. Here’s to more Hines shirtlessness!
Jay: Totally agree. Like it or not, Adam Brody IS the adorkable standard, not sure who started it but any adorkable will be compared to him, although if given choice between Brody and Hines, I’ll take Hines with both eyes closed. Heh.
hot hairy pits! very lickable!!!!
this looks like adam brody finally grew up.
He’s okay. But he’s not exactly boyfriend/ husband material.
i think that he is soooo cute. it’s about time that we saw natural looking men. i am so sick of the men on steroids.
He got a certain “reaction” from me that tells me I like him! Keep him coming!
His Midsection is so weird . But really cute.
@ Bruno … um, which part? I’m sorta ogling the treasure trail part. Haven’t made it north of that yet.
I do also think he has Adam Brody’s eyes [and he better give 'em back before Adam gets p*ssed!]
He’s way cuter than Adam Brody. Unfortunately, his movie, Heavy Petting, sucked. I just fast-forwarded to the live-action shirtlessness. That alone is worth the $4 rental.
His bellybutton is strange ….
After scouring the web for hot grabs of Brendan Hines, I find a whole page dedicated to them!!! This guy is f*ckin’ smoking. Caught him in the Terminator series (only 3 episodes, I was hoping he’d become a regular… who takes his shirt off a lot) and have since bought his CD, joined his group on Facebook, and bought the DVD of Heavy Petting.
Sigh….
OOOOOH MYYYYYYYY !!!!
I was just watching the Turk episode from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. There’s this character named Andy Goode. Looks like Adam Brody, at least in the eyes.
I knew I have seen him before but couldn’t come up with his name. So I went to IMDB, the old reliable. Then I saw “Brendan Hinds”. Click … Square was / is in love with Brendan Hindes. What a heartthrob. I re-read my above comment about Adam Brody’s eyes. TRULY ADORKABLE. A 10. Maybe a 10.25. I hoped madly that Sarah Connor wouldn’t kill him. She did something a little worse.
Can’t wait for the next disc from Netflix. Good thing there are no late fees.
Aaron you should watch out for him in “The Middleman” as well. SUPER cute!
Uh oh. (Andy Goode)/Brenden has a hole in his forehead. RIP Andy Goode.
I’m an IT guy, but I’m about to become the dumbest one in creation. I would look truly awful with a bullet in my forehead.
Honest Occifer, I wasn’t working on anything NEARLY resembling high tech. Me? Nah. Must have been someone who looked like me. Uh, my ‘help’ for Square re: his voting button? Uh. Nope. Identity theft. I’m too dumb.
Uh yeah, I was watching Season 1 of The Sarah Conner Chronicles this afternoon. BTW – there are a WHOLE buncha good looking guys in that series. Woof! ‘Cept Andy, who only looks dead. Sigh.
@ Square: Aaron you should watch out for him in “The Middleman” as well. SUPER cute!
Good choice .. ABC Family just about makes my week. And, Matt Keeslar to boot. Yeah, life is good.
I love Brendan, thank you for sharing these.
*speechless*
(not for long, of course….)
Wow…he is way cuter than Adam Brody. I was waiting for Adam to become this. And I don’t think it is going to happen.
As for the film, was Adam’s any better? It sounded kind of lame.
Anyway, what is the deal with you perving on all my guys? I don’t think there’s been a man up here I haven’t found somewhat attractive, and all my faves are here. And here I thought my tastes were unique.
One wonders what else we have in common.
But I know you hear that all the time.
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He was also in the movie “Ordinary Sinner” which is very gay themed. But he is not – though he is shirtless a few times. He also gets confused with Michael Rady – another adorkable actor.
Don’t know if anyone’s still interested, but there’s a new fansite for Brendan Hines:
http://www.brendanhines.net
Check it out, there are tons of images on B. Hines
@MontyCora Thanks for the site! If you see some new shirtlessness from Brendan, you know what to do!
Yes!!!! Keep checking the site, cause as soon as I manage to lay my hands on more stuff on him shirtless, I’ll put it straight in the gallery
I don’t love his body but his face sooo makes up for it. he is CUTE!
Just started watching Lie to Me and he caught my eye. That chest hair too.
Cute guy.
The something ‘odd’ about his body that people keep noticing on this thread might be from too much soya. Soya (milk) can cause a softness to a mans body that doesn’t quite look right….it looks different than an untoned body. Anyway – that might be the reason his body seems a bit off. Booze can do the same thing but usually there is a paunch with booze.
He is so cute who cares if his chest is a bit flabby.
I like his hairy little gut. I want to snuggle on it.
Ehm. You people need to get out more. His body looks perfectly normal.