Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider is the type of guy you want to kiss and cuddle all day and all night long. Just look at that lickable face! His role as small town, soft spoken guy in “All the Real Girls” couldn’t be more perfect. The voice simply melts you down. “I tore my nut.” Can you marry me now, Paul? The fuzz is always a bonus, especially with that 50 cent nipples. In case you’re wondering (I’m pretty sure we all are at this point), yes he was naked in this and you can see clearly see the peen for about two seconds. Having said that, it is a super damn SWEET movie. What are you waiting for, run to the rental now!

There’s something about this guy made me think about my ultimate husband Jason Sudeikis, especially the lips part. Oh that reminds me. Jason, stop fooling around and take off that shirt in the next SNL episode!

Thanks Michel!

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider Shirtless

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

Paul Schneider

  • KarmaLysing

    He’s sweet-faced and puppy cute, and makes you want to corrupt him. I wonder if the ink is real…

  • sassywench

    Very boy next door!

  • Bruno

    I like he´s chubbyness…

  • Dude

    He’s kinda ughy

  • LibertyHunk

    He’s alright with a perfect face and body but I personally prefer to go for his face rather than his body.
    Well Paul I give you
    7 out of 10.

  • Atlas

    you are hitting all the right spots this week….i am crazy about this guy. i think he was better in “assassination of jesse james” and “lars and the real girl”

  • WarpedRecord

    Yes, he had good whiskers as “Dick Liddel” in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.”

  • robertg

    well, all righty then! Even if the tat is real, it’s one I go for–boy, is THAT

  • robertg

    [cont. hit something wrong] is a rare statement indeed! Sorta takes the ultra-sweet guy and adds a soupcon of bad boy, that’s GOOD!

  • Barbarella

    Paul needs to work out a bit. He’s not hairy enough, or good looking enough, to get by for long.

  • http://LeadingMenCollection.com LeadingMan

    Paul is adorable. Sweet. Corruptible. He plays the only sane character on Parks & Recreation. Loved him in Lars & the Real Girl. He looks totally over his crazy brother (Ryan Gosling) in this scene:

    http://www.leadingmencollection.com/catalog/item/3991157/6388012.htm
    The shirt is nice, too. But it doesn’t include his 50¢ nipples. LOL!

  • Mallory

    I don’t know what it is about Paul, but he can do anything he wants to me. Mmmmmm!

  • Joe

    So does he kiss that guy?

  • eagander

    He was also in The Family Stone as a cute, shy EMT who was in love with the sister of the family but had a hard time telling her.

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