Paul Schneider is the type of guy you want to kiss and cuddle all day and all night long. Just look at that lickable face! His role as small town, soft spoken guy in “All the Real Girls” couldn’t be more perfect. The voice simply melts you down. “I tore my nut.” Can you marry me now, Paul? The fuzz is always a bonus, especially with that 50 cent nipples. In case you’re wondering (I’m pretty sure we all are at this point), yes he was naked in this and you can see clearly see the peen for about two seconds. Having said that, it is a super damn SWEET movie. What are you waiting for, run to the rental now!
There’s something about this guy made me think about my ultimate husband Jason Sudeikis, especially the lips part. Oh that reminds me. Jason, stop fooling around and take off that shirt in the next SNL episode!