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Aaron Shirtless Eckhart in Meet Bill

Aaron Eckhart has proved to us that even with an awful haircut and belly the size of a house, he still manages to look like someone’s dad we all want to shag. Is it the beautiful pillow asschin? Perhaps the piercing sexy eyes? I hate that the film capped here, “Meet Bill” shows something that I never want a guy to do — shaves all of his body hair. Including legs. It’s all kinds of wrong, like turning a baby turtle upside down. Someone please tell me that’s a fake layer of chest and prosthetic gut on his body. I want to believe!

Anyways, this movie also has my beloved husband Jason Sudeikis and Squarehippies’ resident hottie Timothy Olyphant. Just try not to shriek like a startled mouse when you watch the shaving scene. I did.

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Aaron Eckhart

Husband. Sudeikis. Sorry can’t help myself.

Jason Sudeikis in Meet Bill

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis

Jason Sudeikis

Timothy Olyphant. I like his clean cut look in this.

Timothy Olyphant in Meet Bill

Timothy Olyphant

Craig Bierko. He played Tom Cruise in that crapfest “Scary Movie 4” and Wolverine in “Superhero Movie”. Hot nonetheless.

Craig Bierko

Craig Bierko

Finally, some random cute chunky dude.

Random Guy in Meet Bill

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