Joey Lawrence
Time for some vintage skin, folks! Before looking all weird and unappetizing, Joey Lawrence was hot. By hot I mean you need extra pair of undies and change everytime he said “Whoa!”. To me (that time), he was the perfect guy with the perfect hair. Let us mourn the loss of one of the hottest guys that ever lived in our TV sets, Joey Lawrence. No, he’s not dead but his delicious, lickable self is. These classic shirtless pictures of has-been heartthrob Joey Lawrence are from the first season of “Brotherly Love” with another hottie Matthew Lawrence. See, Matt turned out alright although someone really needs to give him a decent movie job.
It’s sad to know that flicks from heartthrobs of the 90s (Devon Sawa, Andrew Keegan, Jeremy Jordan, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jason London, etc) are slowly going straight to video these days. I blame the Zefron for this!
The second set of caps are from 2001 B C movie “Do You Wanna Know a Secret?”. You can tell that it’s gonna be a craptastic mess just by looking at the IKWYDLS wannabe cover. I don’t exactly know the secret but what I do know is, it’s only going downhill from here. Grow that hair back and you’ll be fine, Joey!
“Do You Know A Secret”
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Now we just need some Andrew (Lawrence), and the triad is complete! He’s actually my personal fave, after Disney’s Going to the Mat, where he played a blind wrestler. No kidding.
Joey was on “Blossom”, not “Full House”. I think you’re getting him confused with Scott Weinger, who you should do a page or 2 on, if , that is, you can find any shirtless pictures of him.
Joey’s got the chest, “guns”(biceps),& the legs;saw a picture of him in ripped jeans, back in the ’90′s. But you’re right about the hair. Dosen’t have to be long, but he needs to grow it back, & stop shaving it off. some guys can’t pull off the shaved head look.
How about a post featuring all 3 Lawrence boys. Concerning Andy, only pics from him in the last 3 years, as he HAS developed into a fine looking young man. Think, the Jonathan Lipinicki transformation.
Somebody loves the tanning booth, George Hamilton, Jr. He’s one of the first guys on TV (at least as far I remember) that was used as pure man-candy. I actually like that he keeps his hair cut short now.
Thanks Milton! I stand corrected. Damn, I’m old.
Yeah he can not pull off the bald look and I dont know why the HECK he wants to be BALD
ALWAYS THOUGHT HIM VERY ADORABLE AND HIS BODY SO HOT!!!!
BUT HIS BALD LOOK RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!
He is hot and honestly I like his hair shorter.
WHOA indeed! Nice body, nice face! I wonder why he shaves his head now? He looks like he would still have a nice head of hair.
every body WANTS joey lawrence, how ’bout showing everyone the REAL cutie of blossom Michael Stolyanov
I used to like him, then he roided up too much and got this attitude, shaved his bod n head. If you look at him now, you can see how far his hair line has receeded, might be why it’s bald now.
The last time I saw Joe(y) Lawrence, he was on “Dancing With The Stars” and all “pumped up” and bald. He looks cute with blonder hair, though.
Mr. Lawrence will defenately remain an icon.
truthfuly, the second set of pictures are better. The first set his body looks to wide for his head. It looks like his head was cropped onto someone elses body.
he had his time. a long time ago.
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joey looks so much better bald now than he did when he was growing up now he needs too get his middle and baby brothers matthew and andrew to do the same they all would look good bald hated all that bushy long out of style hair they grew up with they sure have grown up since the last time i saw them but those boys have sure got more and more handsome every time i see them and looking more muscular they are just plain gorgeous heres hoping that joey keeps on keeping on being bald you go mr joey lawrence keep that head of yours shaved you go boy
are you crazy memyself white people cant pull off the bald look Joey needs to keep his hair trimmed not bald GOD I miss the brown locks
A completely talentless boobish oaf, but, God!, how gorgeous. The shaved head, bod, nothing but cries for attention. Alas, the BAD kind.
Joey Lawrence-whoa! Love him bald now, but could never take my eyes off those solid pecs and rock hard nips. Loved him more on Dancing when they made him wear that skintight silk sailor uniform…and kept the studio chilly-nice nips, Joey!
With hair or a shaved head, Joey Lawrence is still hot as hell!!! Does anyone know why he keeps his head shaved now? Is he losing his hair? I saw an interview with his parents when he was younger and his father is completely bald. Nonetheless, he is still gorgeous!
Joey Lawrence has taken the image and made it hotter…the bald head matched with a massive set of pecs and some pornstar hard nipples makes him very appealing…bet the package is huge too.
ok, i seriously miss these big arms and that goof face.
sad it’s all kinda gone.
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Omg — Joey is so friggin hot…and that bulge he always has. I get hard just looking at his pic – this dude is HOT!
Hey, back in the day, joey always gave me a boner,with his gorgeous face & beautiful hard body!!!!!! WHOA!!!!
Sooo hot!
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