Sadness

A Sad Keith Bryce

It’s a very sad day for us (okay just me but whatever) here at Squarehippies.com. So my dream boyfriend Keith Bryce of Project Runway was auf’ed, finally. I have to admit that for the past couple of episodes the attitude was a bit of a turnoff and the clothes are not that hot. I tell you what’s the problem. It’s that effing RAT’S TAIL! That is the root of all evil. Keith is a smalltown hottie with a heart of gold; he even called Tim Gunn “buddy” at one point but unfortunately the rodent’s behind brought the worst out of him. I would probably forget about this dude after a few days or so as of with other reality television crushes (see example) but I think I’ll mourn over this one for a bit.

Now if you please excuse me, I need some serious comforting to do —lots of touching, hugging, kissing, cuddling, fondling, etc. I also have a small scissor in my back pocket but don’t tell Keith that.

Here are my three shirtless Keith Bryce posts, for anyone who care. Also, enjoy these moving images featuring beautiful fashion tears coming from a really hot guy that is Keith Bryce. You don’t see this combo everyday on television, do you?

Keith Bryce’s Tears

Keith Bryce Cries

Keith is A Crybaby

Keith Bryce

Keith Bryce Cries

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