Steve Martin

Steve Martin Shirtless

It’s no secret I’m into chest forestation much. Too much, perhaps. Steve Martin is ALL about chest hair and I’ve always had a thing for him. These shirtless pictures of early Steve Martin are from 1984’s “The Lonely Guy”, capped by our co-author Psiwire. The amount of Steve skin in this is amazing, almost unpredictable. I could bury my face in that chest all day. Salt on top, pepper in the middle, what flavor do you think awaits us down there?

Steve Martin in The Lonely Guy

Steve Martin Shirtless

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Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

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Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Oh and I thought I’d include the movie’s poster art as well. It actually has the first hour conveniently written and spoiled for us.

The Lonely Guy Poster

  • Bruno

    I also always had a thing for him . I simply love his body shape . It´s so adorable . I like his nose too .

    Man , i would marry this guy if I weren´t already commited , and happy .

  • David

    Steve Martin, classic fur.

  • Christopher S.

    Thanks for Steve Martin. I have always loved him and would love to bury myself in all that fur and see what is at the bottom of that.

  • sassywench

    Oh yes, such fine fur! Steve has always been attractive. I remember a funny line from a movie he was in with Kathleen Turner. They are about to get physical and he is unbuttoning his shirt. She says, “I love a clean, hairless chest.” He furiously starts buttoning his shirt back up. I say Kathleen’s character doesn’t know what she’s missing!

  • Boris

    A guy with a chest of that quality sould not be permited to even own a shirt

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  • Adan1988

    Steve Martin Is All Mine !!! I love his White Hairy , Hairy Chest, and His Big Huge……… ☺ I love his chin and cute nose I could just eat him. I would definitely screw him from head to toe. I have his name tattoo on my lower back that’s all his. No! seriously his mine… Guys!

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  • Luis Sachs

    I love this man! very actractive daddy!

  • Thomas

    @Adan1988:

    You’re a creep and so very shallow. Do you really have to post so many times with your faggotry?

  • Princess Aurora

    Vegeta, what did the scouter say about his hotness level?
    IT’S OVER 9,000!!!!
    WHAT, 9,000!?!?

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