Boys of Survivor: Gabon

The Boys of Survivor: Gabon

While everyone else watches quality television like “House”, “Heroes” and “Greys Anatomy”, I am stuck with lame reality shows like “The Hills”, “The Botox Show” and “Survivor”. And even more unfortunate, I didn’t exactly force myself to watch them. You need to tell me (again) that you watch those shitty shows too for whatever reason because it makes me feel better about myself. Say it!

Anyways, for the 5 of you that actually have the time to care about “Survivor: Gabon”, here’s an early roundup and some shirtless cappage.

1. Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

If there’s one thing “Survivor” people are good at, it’s finding them cute skinny gays! The conventional factory grade hunks are given but I think Todd Herzog and Charlie Herschel are their greatest gay find yet. Their greatest find ever was of course ma ex husband, Ozzy. He thinks Patrick Wilson is the hottest guy on earth, and I kinda agree. Can we watch “Little Children” together naked anytime soon? He obviously didn’t watch “Lakeview Terrace” yet but that will change. What’s so interesting about Charlie is he publicly announced his crush on fellow contestant and Georgia’s hottest bachelor 2006, Marcus Lehman. Don’t worry Charlie, when guys say “that’s not the way they roll”, they usually lie their ass off. Obviously they will roll whichever way possible and you know it! Back to Charlie, will I pick him over Todd? Hell yeah. Will I share Marcus with him? Double yeah!

Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

Charlie Herschel

2. Marcus Lehman

Marcus Lehman

Marcus is one of those run-of-the-mill type hunks you’d find everywhere in TVland, except this one is so perfect in every friggin’ way it gets kinda boring. Do something interesting please because the most you’ve done so far was picking Charlie and made him roll out that Gene Simmons grade tongue. Oh and prancing around in boxer briefs too. I’ve been waiting for that one night where he gets really drunk and Charlie is sleeping nearby. You’ll know what happened next but I’ll stop now. And you’re welcome.

Marcus Lehman

Marcus Lehman

Marcus Lehman

Marcus Lehman

Marcus Lehman

Marcus Lehman

Marcus Lehman

3. Dan Kay

Dan Kay

If I have to pick one person to drink evening tea with (I don’t mean the drink), it will most probably be Dan. Although not hairy, he’s dark, fit, single and seems like the type of guy who likes to experiment with different flavors of tea. When he said he’s currently “finding himself”, he totally meant that he’s searching for his favorite flavor of tea and it’s definitely gonna be the special blend. Charlie can we share this one instead of that Marcus guy please?

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

Dan Kay

4. Danny “GC” Brown

GC from Survivor Gabon

Looking at GC, I was hoping to discover some chest fuzz but I was disappointed. He’s about my age, very cute and I totally wouldn’t kick him out of the bed. You know how much I’m a fan of groomed facial hair and he’s definitely on point. GC actually stands for Gosh he’s Cute and he knows this. He also looks a bit like Marcus from “The Botox Show” and that’s a good thing.

GC from Survivor Gabon

GC from Survivor Gabon

GC from Survivor Gabon

5. Matty Whitmore

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

When I first saw Matty, I thought this guy should be at least 35, which proves my theory that excessive workout can take away some of your youth. He’s 29 by the way and all kinds of hot. Matty is like a Hollywood hunk version of David Bowie, so that’s a pass in my shagbook. The Bowie reference only applies to the eyes and lips, so lower your eyebrows and wipe that disgusted look on your face!

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore from Survivor Gabon

6. Ken Hoang

Ken Hoang from Survivor Gabon

Some of you might find Ken adorkable but I think he’s just a likeable dork, which are two totally different things. And he strikes me as the type of guy who would spend more time with his Xbox than his partner, which NEVER a good thing. Been there, done that.

That concludes our roundup. I will get attached to a contestant or two eventually so don’t be surprised if there’s an individual page coming up in the near future. I think it will be Dan or Charlie. We’ll see.

p.s: When did Jeff Probst gets so old and unappetizing?Am I the only one who thinks he’s not that hot anymore?

  • rodmdz

    Well, nothing too juicy… but Dan would be my pick.

  • Phuzz

    I might actually start watching that show again – thanks!

  • You’re welcome, Phuzz. That would make the number of Survivor viewers goes up to a whopping 6.

  • Matt

    I think Charlie is adorable. I recently had a crush on a guy who claims he’s straight. He also says he’s the gayest straight man I’d ever meet so I’m thinking there is more to the story with him but I’m over it now.

  • AaronJ

    Okay okay, I’ll say it! I watch these shitty shows.

    Now that my daily lie is out of the way . . .

    😀

  • Jamie

    Square, I still watch Survivor and Amazing Race, too. Marcus is my favorite hottie. I do really like Charlie and Dan, too. Dan needs more shirtless moments, though. Most of the time, he has that t-shirt on. Take it off, man!

  • They are all skinny hairless boys! Where are the men?

  • Jamie, I couldn’t agree more. Let’s hope for more skin exposure in future episodes.

    And yay to everyone for having to put up with poo infested television! Are you sure you watched ALL shows including THE HILLS? We deserve a friggin’ medal for that! LOL

  • ntemis

    i think Marcus Lehman is better than others in photos but i’m not sure because this tv show isn’t played in greek tv and i haven’t tottaly image for them…

  • homuncullus

    dan is the one i like, he’s hot, and all of them are just bunch of craps!

  • KarmaLysing

    Let me know if any of them gets taken down by a lion, crocodile or leopard. Then I’ll watch.

    Oh, and Charlie is one cute little bunny. He’s so skinny I’d want to take him home and feed him home-cooked meals for a month or two before I did anything else, but he IS one cute little bunny!

  • Abfabincali

    OK, so did anyone who watched the originally aired premiere of Survivor catch Marcus’ peep show??? The censors missed the scene where they are all running and hi “member” slipped out of his shorts and was right there on national television. CBS has since pulled the clips, but if you scan the internet you can catch some still that some diligent fans captured. I just may become a Survivor fan. . .

  • sirpsionicist

    Totally DELISH!!!!!
    LUV EM ALL!!!

  • phayes

    Marcus is the biggest hottie there!!! That smile, those eyes, that body!!!!

  • Rad

    Marcus is very hot, but despite the fact that he’s a lawyer, he doesn’t com across as being very intelligent. Unfortunately, dumb cancels out pretty.

  • Sammie.

    MARCUS & CHARLIE!
    Adorable? I think so.

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