Brendan Fraser in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Brendan Fraser Shirtless in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

“The Mummy” is one of those successful movie franchises that should have been left alone. The third instalment, “Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” sucked on so many levels — Rachel Weisz’s absence, extensive abuse of CGI, recycled jokes, receding hairline, I could go on and on. Even Rob Cohen couldn’t save this over glorified mess but I don’t think it’s his fault at all. That being said, what I’d like to focus now is the part where the movie didn’t suck, which was Brendan Fraser’s skin scene. They should leave this in and throw out the rest of the movie, I bet it would sell more tickets. And maybe get Luke Ford (which is too old to be his son in the first place but he’s kinda hot so who cares) “injured” as well. Yeah we’re that easy to please.

DVD release date hasn’t been announced yet but I’d say don’t hold your breath. There’s already speculation on a fourth installment, set in the Aztec empire or something. Leave The Mummy alone! Brendan Fraser’s furry body could be put to good use in something else. Trust this. Now, pass me that Procerin bottle will ya?

Brendan Fraser Shirtless in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Brendan Fraser Shirtless in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Brendan Fraser Shirtless in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Brendan Fraser Shirtless in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Good reason to sneak in some Luke Ford as well. If you fancy this hot Aussie, check him out in “The Black Balloon”.

Luke Ford in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

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