Call the Shirtless Police!

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

This is an emergency! Dispatch the shirtless police immediately because Eddie Cibrian has committed a very heinous crime! While everyone else is on board a high speed train to au naturale land this fall, Eddie defies gravity by shaving off his adequately hairy chest and went back to the late 90s in the season premiere of “Ugly Betty”. This is very unacceptable. You’re a MAN now, not the masseur from “Living Out Loud” anymore. Will the hairy fairy (don’t think of a visual because it’s not gonna be pretty) give him an extensive spanking for toying with the razors? Okay, I’d still hit it in a heartbeat and even don’t mind to lick his toejam but that’s not the point! Take him to the smooth jail now, officer! Oh and make sure the surveillance system is working properly while you’re at it.

via Superherofan, because he is so damn fast!

Even Hilda can’t look at this disgrace! I mean, her eyes are always elsewhere in these caps. Were Kevin Alejandro around?

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Eddie Cibrian Shirtless in Ugly Betty

Also, how HOT was Eric Mabius??? YES to the facial hair! YES to future shirtless scenes!

Eric Mabius in Ugly Betty

Eric Mabius in Ugly Betty

  • KarmaLysing

    Oh, Eddie, Eddie… What have you done? Come here, I need to do a close examination to ensure none of your follicles are permanently damaged…

  • AaronJ

    OOOOOOF!

    I’ve fallen. And I can’t get up. Send Eddie NOW! I want something to remember my almost-gone-life-on-Earth by.

  • Jason B

    I’ve been a fan since he was on Young & the Restless..Never have seen him with a hairy chest at all..likr him smooth anyway..but where are some hairy pics?

  • He sported some fuzz on “The Footballer Wives”. See “Eddie Cibrian 2” post for a closer look. I think this is the maximum hairiness he’ll ever get and should stay that way.

  • leonard

    speak for yourself, having had a partner who was as hairy as a fuzzy bear, i prefer eddie to be as smooth as a babys’ backside

  • homan

    Eric Mabius looks great with a beard. I hope he keeps it more in the show. Too bad the preview next week has him in no beard.

  • homan

    Sorry fot the 2ed post, but Eric Mabius also looked great in Season One Episode 13. Where he also had a mini beard.

  • gypsycurse

    One wonders if Mr Cibtian could even possibly be more handsome in another 10-15 years, ’cause he sure as shit got better looking as he’s aged !

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