Call the Shirtless Police!
This is an emergency! Dispatch the shirtless police immediately because Eddie Cibrian has committed a very heinous crime! While everyone else is on board a high speed train to au naturale land this fall, Eddie defies gravity by shaving off his adequately hairy chest and went back to the late 90s in the season premiere of “Ugly Betty”. This is very unacceptable. You’re a MAN now, not the masseur from “Living Out Loud” anymore. Will the hairy fairy (don’t think of a visual because it’s not gonna be pretty) give him an extensive spanking for toying with the razors? Okay, I’d still hit it in a heartbeat and even don’t mind to lick his toejam but that’s not the point! Take him to the smooth jail now, officer! Oh and make sure the surveillance system is working properly while you’re at it.
via Superherofan, because he is so damn fast!
Even Hilda can’t look at this disgrace! I mean, her eyes are always elsewhere in these caps. Were Kevin Alejandro around?
Also, how HOT was Eric Mabius??? YES to the facial hair! YES to future shirtless scenes!