Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd Shirtless

File this under “hairy chunk and I’m lovin’ it”. Some people think watching Dan Aykroyd without a shirt on is the equivalent of being in a nightmare. Surprisingly, I am not one of those people. Dan is one of my odd crushes back then and it took me more than a decade to make his hairy self present in the world wide web. It’s sort of my responsibility as an internet citizen to make men of all flavors known, no matter how many bullets I have to take (see John Malkovich). These shirtlessness of adorable furball Dan Aykroyd are from “My Stepmother Is An Alien”, which is basically the 80’s in a nutshell. I personally think Dan looked his prime in “Trading Places” but these would do just fine. And please, don’t act surprised. You already know it’s coming right?

Dan Aykroyd Shirtless

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Oh and here’s a super early hot ginge Seth Green thrown in for a good measure.

Seth Green

  • KarmaLysing

    Dan Akroyd is like the Elder Statesman of Adorkables…

    And Seth Green… HOLY CRAP… LOLOL

  • Bruno

    Uau Seth Green and Allyson Hannigan …nice picture!

  • sassywench

    He certainly appeals to someone my age. Handsome and hairy!

  • deej

    Dan Akroyd…sexy??? Please tell me you are kidding us? I would do without sex first. Of course, he would probably say the same thing regarding me, but…unless you can get him to respond, he won’t have the chance.
    Dan Akroyd…sexy??? I DON’T want what you’ve been smoking, babe!

  • phil

    My eyes they buuurrrrnnnn…

  • Albert

    I have always had a crush on Dan Aykroyd

    He is so fucking Hot and i wish i could rub my face in his fur

  • Reese

    I too had a crush on Dan Aykroyd as well. In addition to his humor and intelligence, I liked his beefy body. I used to hope he’d take his shirt off in his movies and on reruns of SNL. Thanks for posting this!

  • Dewey Mee

    I always suspected Dan might just be HOT!!!!!!!!
    These pics. PROVE my suspicions CORRECT!!!!!!
    To deej: Sex appeal is in the eyes and mind of the beholder!

  • deej

    To Dewey…um…maybe it’s time for an eye exam? Just kidding…actually…sort of…are you really a straight woman? OK…just kidding again…sort of…

  • RD

    Hahaha, good ol’ Dan. Possibly my first childhood crush. I believe I only put up with my first boyfriend for so long because he looked a damn lot like Mr. Akyroyd, too.

    He was still best circa Blues Brothers, though!

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  • Jaclyn

    Wow, I thought I was the only one who had a crush on Dan Aykroyd! I saw Ghostbusters 2 when it came out (I was about 10) and Ray was definitely my favorite character. Then I rediscovered the movie when I was 13 or 14, and I developed an enormous crush on him.

    I agree with you about when Dan was in his prime. I haven’t seen Trading Places yet, but I think he looked best in the first Ghostbusters movie, which came out the following year – when he was still a bit on the thin side.

  • Gina

    I would crawl in bed with this man any day, any time. Dan was and is so charmingly sexy.
    Btw, I’m a straight young female! I know hot when I see it.
    Ghostbusters? Blues brothers? UFOs? Paranormal bs? Etc… All Hot.

  • Sophie

    WOAH, BABY!
    Thank you so very, very much..
    Danny was a baaaaabe.

  • Brandi

    I was harmlessly search Dan Aykryod for a reference of drawing when THIS SITE POPPED UP AND WAS JUST…. YES, EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE IS NOW GOING ON MY IPOD, PHONE, COMPUTER, PS3, ETC. Why haven’t I discovered this page until just now?

  • Gayuwhat

    I just saw “My Stepmother Is An Alien” this movie tonight in TW.
    Damm…afterward, I started googleing “Dan Aykroyd shirtless” with no doubt! Geee! Thank you so much! So want to ride on him when everytime I see the fur on his chest!

  • Ivy

    Great to find others who like him. I sooo have a crush on Danny. I mean my GOD when he was on SNL super freakin hot! and I think he looks really cute with his hair all messed up (27th picture). My friends always call me crazy because i’m in love with him. I tell them screw off he’s mine and I will always be true to him. If Danny reads this (Which he might cuz I know that he goes online and looks around) then Love ya cutey. 🙂

  • ANDRES RESTREPO

    ese tipo lo que esta es bueno para hacerle de todo…. me excita mucho ese hombre bufff de lo mejor del cine

  • Rich Sedinho

    THANK YOU !!! I was starting to think I was the only guy in the world turned on by shirtless Dan ! hehehe I have loved him since the very first time I watched him as Ray Stantz, back in \84 and have not been able to get rid of this crush since then…not that I want to, either. I JUST LOVE HIM !!

  • bears

    HA! I’m NOT the only Dan fangirl…I fell in love with him in ghostbusters when i was 8 and 17 years later I’m still in love with him 🙂 I’m normally a hairy chest fan, but OMG on Dan its hot! <3's

    Thanks for the share!!

  • olivia

    OMG!!! I have the BIGGEST crush on Dannie! That is, before his stomach started to stretch and overflow his jeans…I mean, not that it never did. He was never a small man, but nowadays it’s become more severe. In the 1980’s his overweight figure was at least cute, but now it’s all like, you know, “What the hell?!” Heh, but I guess that’s america. Whenever someone says “dan aykroyd” everyone pictures the grossly obese figure of him, but I always see him when he was in his slightly plump, totally cute prime. I LOVE YOU DAN!!! =) -Olivia

  • olivia

    OMG! I wanted to see a shirtless photo of dan because last night I had a wonderful dream: I woke up to a double espresso, went to work whenever the shit I pleased, fired everyone (in the real world I work behind a desk, in dream I rule all shit), went to san francisco, stalked Daniel handler (Lemony Snicket, no comment) then went home late and found a young, shirtless dan aykroyd on my bed. We made out hard (without getting aids or pregnant) it was fucking great!!! He was a lot skinnier than in these photos though…

  • Abuelaconresaca

    I like what I see and had a crush on him since the Blues Brothers movie. I’m a straight female in her thirthies btw.

  • Val

    Ah, and I thought I was the only one! The young to middle aged Dan Aykroyd is such an adorable turn-on, I love him! I am also a straight, thirty-something female. I feel little bit this way about John Candy too.

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