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Max and Charles Carver from Desperate Housewives

Their names are Max and Charles Carver and they’re the grown up version of twins Porter and Preston Scavo in the new season of “Desperate Housewives”. Somewhere out there, a tween girl version of me is rapidly dying (of their hotness). Having said that, put these two in an oven, set the timer to 5 years and BAM! We’ll have not one, but two ginge Matt Damons on our hands!

Oh and Gale Harold took his shirt off. That’s a surprise. Don’t hate me but I’m one of the 3 people on earth who don’t think he’s that hot. *runs away*

Gale Harold Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

Update: In case anyone was weirded out by this post, they’re both actually 20-year old. TWENTY, boys and girls. Quote from here:

Still, the best reason (in my humble and always right opinion) to watch? The new Desperate men! Neal McDonough—aka the world’s hottest albino—is terrifyingly creepy and brings fantastic new energy and intensity to the show (think Kevin McKidd on Grey’s), and Lynette and Tom’s terror of twins, Porter and Preston, are now 16 and played by Charles and Max Carver, two 20-year-old USC students who look a little like Matt Damon and will make a few of you younger female viewers all tingly. (Stand by for a meet-and-greet with them very soon.)

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