How Does This Make You Feel?

Max and Charles Carver from Desperate Housewives

Their names are Max and Charles Carver and they’re the grown up version of twins Porter and Preston Scavo in the new season of “Desperate Housewives”. Somewhere out there, a tween girl version of me is rapidly dying (of their hotness). Having said that, put these two in an oven, set the timer to 5 years and BAM! We’ll have not one, but two ginge Matt Damons on our hands!

Oh and Gale Harold took his shirt off. That’s a surprise. Don’t hate me but I’m one of the 3 people on earth who don’t think he’s that hot. *runs away*

Gale Harold Shirtless in Desperate Housewives

Update: In case anyone was weirded out by this post, they’re both actually 20-year old. TWENTY, boys and girls. Quote from here:

Still, the best reason (in my humble and always right opinion) to watch? The new Desperate men! Neal McDonough—aka the world’s hottest albino—is terrifyingly creepy and brings fantastic new energy and intensity to the show (think Kevin McKidd on Grey’s), and Lynette and Tom’s terror of twins, Porter and Preston, are now 16 and played by Charles and Max Carver, two 20-year-old USC students who look a little like Matt Damon and will make a few of you younger female viewers all tingly. (Stand by for a meet-and-greet with them very soon.)

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  1. john cena54 on September 30th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    I gasped when I saw them in Season 5 of Desperate Housewives!!! :D

    And my god, is Shawn Pyfrom hot!!! You know, Andrew. :)

    Oh and to be honest I don’t really find Gale Harold hot either. James Denton is sooooooooo much hotter!! ^-^

  2. leonard on September 30th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    like i need to take a shower, because unless they are at least 18 i feel like i should be on that show to catch a predator

  3. leonard on September 30th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    like i need to take a shower, because if their not at least 18 that i should be on that show to catch a predator!

  4. AaronJ on September 30th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    I feel
    I feel ..
    I feel …
    I feel ….

  5. Psiwire on September 30th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Why do I have the feeling one of those boys is gonna be bangin’ a desperate housewife by the end of November sweeps?

  6. Phuzz on September 30th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Too Young for Fun

  7. KarmaLysing on September 30th, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Yep, give ‘em five years. Nope, Gale Harold not that hot.

  8. mcorbin32 on October 1st, 2008 at 12:59 am

    These two boys are yummy NOW! I can just imagine what they’ll look like in 5 years…

    Gale Harold is HOT! No matter what anyone says, but he was hottest on QAF with the young hottie who played Justin, everyone’s go to admit that!

  9. Duckhunter1 on October 1st, 2008 at 1:50 am

    I wouldnt made making love to them double the pleasure

  10. Nic on October 1st, 2008 at 3:46 am

    It really makes me feel dirty…….little Porter and Preston are hot! lol

  11. Matt on October 1st, 2008 at 9:06 am

    They are both 20? DAM!!! I liked them better when I thought they were 16 :-p

  12. Fudgeru on October 1st, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Actually, to me they kinda remind me of the Winklevoss twins:

    http://valleywag.com/tech/superficial/an-open-letter-to-the-twins-suing-facebook-282687.php

  13. phil on October 1st, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Yeah but is the world ready for twin Matt Damons???…

  14. phil on October 1st, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    and can my “avatar” be the buff dude that psiwire uses?…

  15. J on October 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 am

    wait what? this show fasttracked to the future? are they on the Lost island?

  16. Curtis on October 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 am

    Yep they are hot, I would take them both at once please!!!

  17. Duckhunter1 on October 3rd, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Why not twice? One in back humping you and one in front you humping them?

  18. wehotom on October 26th, 2008 at 1:56 am

    I agree with you. Gale Harold is not hot.

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  20. saki on November 4th, 2008 at 7:53 am

    They are gorgeous!

  21. Rach and kiran on November 6th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    So fitt!!

  22. Nawel on November 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Hey !! I love desperate housewiives !! I m french so i dont speak very well So , Twins You Are …. WoAwwwwwwww !!! Kiss of U !

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  24. Brian on December 7th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Just found this website browsing to see how old the Carver twins are. When I found out they were 20…..HOT HOT HOT!!!! and the shirtless pic…NICE…shower time baby!

  25. kourtney on January 18th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    they are gorgeous

  26. Sophie on January 22nd, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    He is so hot i would love to be his girlfriend!!!

  27. james43 on May 10th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    OMG
    They look a lot like matt!

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