John Malkovich

John Malkovich Shirtless

If Uma Thurman is a thinking man’s sex symbol, then John Malkovich must be the equivalent for the women and the gays. His body is obviously not his best asset but when you’re John Malkovich, you don’t need one. There is something highly, or should I say dangerously attractive about this man. The voice, the face, everything just works for me. This is also one of the reasons I love Peter Sarsgaard, as you can certainly see the resemblance. The movie capped here, “Mary Reilly” is a perfect example of the typical Malkovich charms at work.

Another movie worth seeing is evidently “Dangerous Liaisons”, but his shirtlessness was quite brief so I’ll stick to this one first.

John Malkovich

John Malkovich Shirtless

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

John Malkovich

This clip of his recent shirtless self are from “Bathing John Makovich”, a Super Deluxe talk show in which he got in a tub with Craig Bierko (another hottie). I’m not saying he looks exceptional in this but I would hit it, especially with Bierko on the sides. Who wouldn’t?

Before I end this post, let us be reminded of these words of wisdom: If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. 😉

  • peter hayes

    HE’S A GREAT ACTOR. BUT SOMETHING ABOUT HIM PHYSICALLY REALLY CREEPS ME OUT!!!. DON’T FIND HIM HOT AT ALL!!!

  • deej

    Actually, most of the movies he’s in (that I’ve seen) are odd in a way I’m not sure I enjoy…and I usually enjoy odd. Sorry…just don’t get this guy…not sexy to me…not attractive…I was surprised to see him in your blog. But to each his own.

  • Dude

    sick.

    this site needs to get recent images

  • WB

    boner dead

  • QCNiceGuy

    I have to agree with Square, though…Even though his body is less than perfect, I believe he could hypnotize anyone with his voice, like the snake he usually plays. And he is a great actor!

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  • So sexy to me that I can just die with pleasure only by watching him….Beautiful&amazing Johnny……

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