Kyle Bornheimer
I told you before, fall is going to be fuzzy and look what the cat dragged in! Could Kyle Bornheimer be any cuter? It’s a very nice combo for a hottie — beefy (almost chunky but not quite), dark, adorkable and hairy. I know, together they’re not the most desirable traits in the world but it really worked for me. Now let’s talk about the body. Personally, he has one of the best chunky bodies anyone could ever ask for. He looks SO good with shirt and without. Utter perfection. Ya’ll gym bunnies can go cry at the back. I wanted to elaborate more about how Kyle Bornheimer looks like the much improved version of Dan Aykroyd but it’s better that I keep that to myself. Either way, I’d be sure to watch “Worst Week” for future shirtlessness of this hot chunk of a man. Can someone say TEDDY BEAR?
On that note, I wish someone would manufacture life-size Kyle Bornheimer inspired plush toys. I would buy at least two dozens of those… Did I just say that out loud?
For chunkygut26. Thanks to “broodinggoodlooks” and “a little edgy” at the forum!
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Okay, I’ll bite: TEDDY BEAR
But a high quality one, like a Gund bear. Seriously.
With a dog in his crotch
Delicious! Man you don’t dissapoint! I got all hot and my heart started beating faster after I looked at this man. He’s perfect. Now I want to grow my body hair to look like that! He could even gain 15-25 pounds to look less athletic, but I’d definately take him now. That’s a start of some nice chunk to hold onto!
Glad you like it! Imagine hugging him each night while you sleep. Bliss. Anyways, I think we need to start counting which pilots / season premieres that DID NOT have at least one shirtless scene in it.
Cute, funny, cuddly and furry, these are a few of my favorite things. Ok I have to leave now and get in touch with my inner Julie Andrews!!
Uhm, me likey… I did thought about watching the show just for him… i should have done it.
OMG his half-naked body is all over Manhattan! (The promo ads for the show on buses, etc.) You and I have the exact same taste…I first sampled the joy of Bornheimer on the show “Lovespring International” where he plays gay and is completely dreamy.
I want one.
OK…I’ve got to agree with you here…except I think he looks like Dan Akroyd’s younger brother only in the first pic. There is definitely something about him. Although I never go for chunky, he is so borderline, and so cute, that he does get to me. Let’s call him a C-hunk. Not quite a B…not quite a hunk…not quite a chunk.
LOL that works. Let’s up more and more c-hunks show up on our TV screen after this. For now I have to worry about Greg Grunberg. Any idea where to start?
Okay apparently it wasn’t too hard to find. I think he looks better in “Alias” though.
I think he looks greater….like he played football in high school. Nice, beefy, and hairy!
you have got to be kidding. he reminds me of the dorky character in spin city.you can do much better than that.
Thank you, thank you for these pics! Ever since I saw the ads for this show, I was hoping he’d show up here.
Satan, er stand in line, mister!…. And thank you for this post!! I watched this episode with my mouth agape and my hand in my crotch. Swear to gawd. And I totally get the D-Akroyd reference, but this man is superlative. AAAAAND he was totally great and I hope he’s nekkid on every episode. Well, one can hope. And we all know hope floats…like a good shidoobie.
…plus his last name sounds like a kinky German euphamism….what a plus!
Kyle is a good looking guy and has a sweet face and a man’s body. This guy has distracted me many times because the poster for “Worst Week” is on the sides of NYC buses and phone booths. He’s often shirtless or is only wearing a towel around his waste. I’ve missed my subway stop because of him. Kyle’s poster is going to cause accidents.
I need to touch his sexy navel!
Kyle is SO SEXY!!!! And a REAL MAN!!!! And here’s hoping Greg Grunberg will someday soon go all shirtless on “Heroes.” He’s my favorite character! Do you have any shirtless Chris Meloni from “Law & Order: SVU”?
There is something so hot and sexy about this man…and I don’t just mean that incredable furry chest of his….he is someone you want to cuddle next to on a cold winter night with the fire roaring….I could so see myself falling asleep on top of all that fur….Woof!!!
Kyle is Sooooo incredibly perfect! Thank you for the stills!
Ever since CBS started running promo ads for “Worst Week”, Kyle Bornheimer has been running across my mind…and across a few other things as well. Yes, it’s okay if he wears nothing but that trash can liner diaper; but seriously, Kyle is that rarest kind of SEX SYMBOL: a REAL MAN you want to run home to, share your day with, have dinner, and make love with all nighr long. Kyle makes me feel romantic, and I have never written three separate post on the same guy here before; so you know Kyle does something REAL to me!
Oh! The things I would do to a delicious man like this!
Now I kind of regret not watching the pilot episode. Most porn stars and film actors (like Chris Meloni) are the kind you WISH you could find yourself sleeping next to. Kyle is the kind that you HOPE you’ll be sleeping next to…and you’ll be so grateful for it if you are.
yup, i will be waiting for the sex tapes. pls let him be gay. pls let him be gay. pls let him be gay. pls let him be gay. pls let him be gay. pls let him be gay. pls let him be gay. pls let him be gay.
ahem…
I wanna be his dog.
The more I watch this show, the more I want him as my husband, he’s just so cute and cuddly looking.
square: do you have a REAL name?—you have given us a WONDERFUL
selection of men that rivals Most Beautiful Men—anyway, would you be open to me submitting a list of my favorites that you currently do not have in your
library?—my preferences, only mean, that these cuties are currently NOT
in your library—they will be merely suggestions to give you some idea of what
you are missing—thanks again for a wonderful site—”U ROCK”
I remember seeing him in a cellphone commercial and actually looked forward to seeing it whenever it came on. I don’t know if it’s the eyes, the smile or he’s just plain sexy and can’t help it. Whatever it is you can’t bottle it. He’s a refreshing break from all of the manscaped hotties we’re used to. Yeah, I’d marry him.
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