Michael Angarano 2

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I think we need to coin a new term for guys like Michael Angarano (and Shia LaBeouf, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, etc,) who aren’t muscly action stars or typical beefcake yet, but have clearly emerged from their adorkable phase. While Michael isn’t fully matured, he’s certainly on his way to sex symbol status, as these caps from “Snow Angels” clearly show, so we should have a word to celebrate this period of post-adorkable/pre-hunk sexiness. Suggestions?

Michael Angarano Shirtless in Snow Angels

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  1. TheUnknown on September 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    Wow he is so cute wish i was laying next to him i love his chest hair in the forbidden kingdom

  2. WolfBoy on September 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    How about CalfCake? VealCake seems a little too volatile considering the implications.

    Either way, he’s gorgeous.

  3. KarmaLysing on September 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Hot Bunnies. This is what I’ve been calling Josh Jackson for years.

  4. Square on September 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Sugarbun? Pineapple tart? Oh, I’m just hungry. I’ll be back with more terms after breakfast.

    Oh, he’s supercute in this. But mop hair!

  5. Christian on September 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    How about future-stud?

  6. Christopher on September 23rd, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    i second the motion on “calfcake”. it implies he’s older than “vealcake” but not
    old enough or mature enough for “beefcake”. also Mr. Squarehippies is the
    scene with Olivia Tribly(did i spell her name right?) that you screencapped the
    only scene in SNOW ANGELS where he’s barechested?

  7. Psiwire on September 24th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    Actually there are two scenes here. The first is were he takes his shirt off and turns on the record and the second is when he’s with his gf.

  8. Square on September 24th, 2008 at 12:12 am

    Christopher, Psiwire posted this so you should direct the question to him. I haven’t seen this one yet.

    p.s: I have a soft spot for Olivia. She’s kinda good at acting and stuff.

  9. RSL on September 24th, 2008 at 3:54 am

    Man I feel like such a skeez when I see this kid. So hot in my opinion but so fucking young. Crazy hot though. Crazy.

    Crazy.

  10. Diana on September 24th, 2008 at 4:33 am

    Nope. Still feels wrong to oogle Angarano’s chest. Sorry. :)

  11. Milton on September 24th, 2008 at 4:57 am

    Michael may be young, but he’s certainly legal, so that’s good enough.
    How about beefmuffin? Not as plentiful as cake,but still satisfying, especially if it’s substantial enough.

  12. michael on September 24th, 2008 at 8:00 am

    weve slid pretty far here. weve gone from beefy, hairy hunks to hairless children. and who is that woman anyway, his mother? tucking him in no doubt. this child is illegal in at leat 48 states, arkansas and tennesee excluded of course. can we get back to MEN?

  13. Milton on September 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Michael,
    Next time, do a little research before you show your ignorance. Michael Angarano was born on Dec. 3, 1987, which makes him 20, which, in THIS country means he’s legal, regardless of his looks. Some men are still children mentally at age 28, 33, or 40, so apperances mean nothing.

  14. Square on September 24th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Someone please tell me didn’t look hot in this picture!

  15. Phuzz on September 24th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Sorry – this one feels wrong in a pedifile way

  16. Psiwire on September 24th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    He looks really cute in that movie, Square. “Black Irish”. Unfortunately there are no shirtless scenes.

  17. Brendan on October 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am

    As Family Guy puts it, they’re “not quite the nerd, not quite the hunk–Shia LaBeouf!”

  18. Kreg on October 5th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    sure he’s adorable, but have you seen his TEETH. Dude, you’ve got the money now, get some braces! I almost felt bad for him in Forbidden as he tried so hard not to show them in the close up his lips were trembling.

  19. foster on October 6th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    idk, Michael can have crooked teeth and still be mad cute lol.

  20. Patrick on October 7th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    “Snow Angels” – good movie – depressing ending.

  21. Connway on October 10th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    I saw Black Irish just for Michael, he was very cute in that.

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  23. xxs on September 30th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    alert(“nn”)

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