True Blood, True Hotness, Too Much?
You know like when you see a delicious chocolate cake in front of you and feel like you could eat up the whole thing? And after one too many slices one look at chocolate and you’ll throw up? I kinda feel the same thing for Ryan Kwanten. He’s becoming the new Mateo more and more by the minute, and it’s not exactly a good thing for me. I mean, Ryan is insanely hot and all but this is a bit much. Yes, “True Blood” is now officially the hottest show on television; the obvious Ryan Kwanten, mysteriously gorgeous Stephen Moyer, beefcake Nelsan Ellis and my current fav guy next door Sam Trammell. They’re all shirtless within 3 episodes. THREE. Now tell me which show on TV do just that? No, “Dante’s Cove” doesn’t count.
Krasinski was shirtless (half screen) in “The Office” after three friggin’ SEASONS. That’s a lot of waiting on my part. I never thought I’d say this but perhaps it’s time to tone things down a bit? Too much of a good thing is uhm, too much?
Also, I always thought Ryan Kwanten’s chest looks like someone or something gnawed on it (it wasn’t me I swear!). Maybe it’s his natural hair pattern, as evidently seen in past visuals. Let us pray that the hair will even out, otherwise he will succumb to the razor which is a big no no. More NSFW caps available at Superherofan’s.
That being said, I’d hit all of them in less than a blink of a lamb’s eye.