Happy Halloween!

Trailer Park of Terror

I actually have spent countless of sleepless nights (hello exaggeration) thinking about what the hell am I going to post for Halloween (other than some cosmetic embellishments, if you noticed). Well, we already have smooth twinky vampires, a hairy one and some form of hot werewolf. Hmm… How about hot zombies? Wait, how hot can a zombie be? Screw that, how about some hot zombie victims? I’m talking about the one and a half hour poo party appropriately titled “Trailer Park of Terror”. Don’t be fooled by the picture above, there’s plenty of skin inside. Come on in, y’all! I won’t bite.

In case you’re wondering, no that’s not me carrying an unconscious John K. I swear!

Actually this movie wasn’t that bad because it embraced every cliche there is, and delivered the humor it intended to. That being said, I’m not a big fan of zombie movies. Okay, I’m not a fan of any movie with rotten faced people in it. This one has lots of them, so you guys owe me a hug or something. Also not a big fan of creepy masks on Halloween night. Now on with some Ryan Carnes skin, right before he’s being skinned alive. No pun intended.

Ryan Carnes Shirtless in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes Shirtless in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes Shirtless in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

Ryan Carnes in Trailer Park of Horror

I’m not sure why my hot country stud Trace Adkins agreed to do this but hey, at least show us some skin while you’re at it.

Trace Adkins in Trailer Park of Horror

Here’s a hottie to watch and his name is Cody McMains. He’s the type of guy I’d normally go for and the reason I’m attracted to him is pretty obvious no? You might have remembered him as that ginge kid from “Not Another Teen Movie” (I didn’t, I only can recall Chris Evans and that’s it). Here is Cody getting a massage from a creepy “Asseeeann” chick; shot from very dramatic shitty angles. I really hate that we don’t get to see a proper body shot before he was bizzarely shiatsued to death but hey, I’ll take whatever I can get okay?

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Cody McMains in Trailer Park of Horror

Before I go put on a Bert / Ernie costume (I can’t decide), here’s a sound advice: Do yourself and everyone else a favor by not dressing up as a zombie / leatherface / jigsaw okay? They’re creeping my ass off. Happy Halloween, everyone!

  • KarmaLysing

    Is it Sassy who runs these through her Magic Bleach Cycle? If so, could she do it again? :O

  • DoverDavid

    Happy Halloweed Square!

  • SHOTWHO

    After seeing this and it’s gore and not gorgeous at all…I can only think of one phrase….Scooby Doo!! Where are you?!!… We need some help from you now!! …..Happy Halloween to all…..

  • LoveHardMaleNipples1

    Happy Halloween Square.

  • Psiwire

    I didn’t think of it till it was too late, but a great Halloween post would have been Peter Hinwood, Rocky from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”

  • shotwho

    just checking my new gravatar to see if this works…..

  • shotwho

    okay i’ll try it one more time

  • me….

  • Sheryl Umphrey

    I agree,some Trace skin would have been really nice! Now that’s hot hot hot!

  • hot hot hot,at least can anyone tell me which film that ryan in? 😀 love him since eating out… I would “eat” him as well! 😀

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