Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei Shirtless

More C (C for cheesy) movie hotness!!! While everyone is raving about “Indiana Jones: The Kingdom of Crystal Skull” release on DVD, I was busting my ass off watching “Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit”. I need a big group hug after going through such ordeal. Jack Hunter is like a younger, hotter Indiana Jones on a budget. Okay raise your hand if you give a damn about this flick?!? That’s what I thought. Ivan Sergei is beyond gorgeous and it’s my responsibility to get the word out! Actually, I have to make him get the word out because Ivan’s voice gets me excited. He can read the Tabasco label for all I care and still tickle my pickle (figuratively speaking, ‘course).

These shirtless pictures of Eddie Cibrian’s hairy half brother Ivan Sergei are from television mini series “Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit”. Okay I just made up that Eddie Cibrian’s part. Again, put those two in a room and I’ll shut down the website for eternity! Smooth to the left, fur to the right. Utter bliss.

And to all small filmmakers out there, THIS is a movie done right! Let’s see — shirtless phone call, open shirt fight, cheesy sexual innuendos, spontaneous love making, half buttoned shirt — it’s like watching a beautiful symphony come to life.

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei Shirtless

Ivan Sergei Shirtless

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

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Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

Ivan Sergei

If Gordon Ramsay had an extreme makeover, he probably looks like this. It’s German actor Thure Riefenstein for anyone who care.

Thure Riefenstein

Anyways, I have also learned that this is the first installment of the Jack Hunter trilogy. The second will be “Jack Hunter and Quest for Akhenaten’s Tomb”. As long as it has more Ivan Sergei shirtlessness in it, I will brave the sandstorm (and cheap props) to see this!!!

Watch the trailer for the first and second one at YouTube. Now excuse me while I go get a life.

  • DoverDavid

    He is a cutie, love the thick eyebrows. Poor Square, having to suffer through this entire movie. Well from what I see, there certinally were some dark and furry moments to help your eyes.

  • tom

    TALK THAT TOWEL OFF!

  • tom

    …could CHEW that towel off!

  • Boris

    Nice open shirt!

  • sassywench

    Pretty and rugged all at once!

  • QCNiceGuy

    Wow. Lean and hairy! What agreat combination!

  • I thought Ivan S. was on a star track after “The Opposite of Sex” (some hot scenes with him there) and the good-but-unseen WB series, “Jack & Jill.” Glad you tracked him down in this flick I never heard of! He needs a new agent.

  • leahmarie

    Come to mama

  • Robert Frank

    I saw Ivan Sergei on a Canadian action show a few years back. I don’t remember the name, but he played a skilled agent and fighter. I assume he is originally Canadian. He was really hot on that show and played his role with a lot of humor and personality. The fact that he was and is drop-dead gorgeous also helped.

  • On behalf of all of us, Square, thank you for your dedication. This seems well worth the effort.

    I can only hope that the independent filmmakers of the world will heed your call.

  • Nandini

    I remember Ivan from his stint on Charmed as Henry Mitchell, jerky parole officer, and on Crossing Jordan, as Dr. Peter Winslow, doc with an anger management issue, and all I can remember thinking was –>

    “That man has the most sensual lips on the face of planet. Damn, I wonder what it’s like to kiss him..”

    Glad to see he’s still out there! 😉

  • You’re welcome, LeadingMan. I totally agree he has lips to die for AND a new agent. Where do I signup? This is what kind of agent again?

  • WarpedRecord

    He looks like Matt Dillon’s hunkier, hairier, hotter brother!

    Hey Square, did you see Jason Sudeikis with the sizzling-hot goatee on “Saturday Night Live” last night? Please post! (As if I need to ask.)

  • I did! Honestly I’m restraining myself from doing yet ANOTHER Sudeikis post. Aren’t you guys tired of it?

  • Ivan guested on an episode of “Kindred: The Embraced” back in 1995 or so. It’s worth watching, and there’s the extra bonus of Mark Frankel as well.

  • KarmaLysing

    YAY, IVAN SERGEI!!!

    This stone hottie needs a better agent. He’s all kinds of talented, but you basically never see him except in short-lived guest spots, craptastic d-t-v movies, and quickly-canceled t.v. series… What the HELL is up with that crap!??!?!!!

  • WarpedRecord

    Square: When I grow tired of Jason Sudeikis, I shall grow tired of life itself. Bring it on!

  • phil

    OMG so that’s his name…droooooollllll

  • phil

    I wanna see him um nekid…

  • phil

    Darn you now I gotta clean up my keyboard…LOL

  • phil

    again

  • phil

    Is he really really realated to EC???…

  • phil

    Sorry I gotta JO…

  • phil

    Again…

  • phil

    OMG he’s all hairy too…I just wanna lick those hairy pecs…

  • phil

    I am such a slut…

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  • robert

    Oh! My! Goodness! Wooooooooof! Woooooooooooof! Wooooooooooof!
    Square: surely you can’t be serious about Mr. Sudeikis possibly becoming a bore. More. Besides, whatever your heart desires is your reward for the complexity and hunkiness of this site.

  • Robspost

    This guy is hot, I love his boyish facial expressions

  • richard

    Man i would love to meet this hunk in person talk about sensual !!! and with those gorgeous eyes and lips can you imagine waking up next to him ..yum yum The canadian tv series was called Once a thief … Robert Frank you can get the series off p2p sites 🙂

  • drool

    that unique and angelic face ! once seen , never forgotten

  • Joanna

    Thank You ,

    Tank You Darlin Man of my heart. I needed this today to give me a pick-me-up. I am all alone to day as everyone had something else to do and I was not included because I don’t drink or gamble and that is what every one is doing yesterday and today!! Me, I NEED to see my Squarhippies guys and today you have given me a real treat. Now it’s off to swim and crotchet by the pool for the day! I love and adore you for all these wonderful moments of beautiful men and their hairy chests. You rule man!!

    Jo

  • gad1n10

    I remember him from that show ‘Jack’n something’. He was HOT then… he’s HOT now.

  • KMac

    Hasn’t Ivan grown up nicely.

    I thought he was hot (but too young looking) in The opposite of Sex.

    But now: Phwooaarrrrrrr

    Yes, he and Eddie together would be Hot hot hot

    Mac

  • critter

    personally, I think that he needs to put some fat on. He is a little too skinny for me.

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