Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Rendition

Since people seemed to hate my Gordon Ramsay post I thought I’d redeem myself with a sure thing: Jake Gyllenhaal from the movie “Rendition”. This is a small post, by my standards, but I figure it’ll be universally acceptable. I myself think that Jake achieved peak hotness in “October Sky”, but I’m sure there’ll be plenty of you who disagree with me. I’m going to go out on a limb and say there will be more Jake posts in the future since he seems to be getting more comfortable being shirtless.

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Rendition

  • DoverDavid

    Hot Buttered YUM and some pit action to boot! Thanks Square. Maybe no one really liked Ramsy cause he’s a bit of an ass.

  • Nic

    Jake is so amazingly good looking!

    I love the hairyness

  • DorkDamsel

    For shame! Jake reached peak hotness in Bubble Boy!

  • You are fully redeemed. Although I think we can expect many peaks and valleys from this hot guy in he years to come.

    Whatever he’s selling, I’m buying.

  • eagander

    Jake: anytime, anywhere, anything!

  • WarpedRecord

    He’s a good actor, but he does nothing for me personally.

    Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

  • Duckhunter1

    Thats better yummy chest hairs! WOOF

  • AaronJ

    Redeemed, fully, Psiwire. You done good.

    I’m considering adding Donnie Darko to my Netflix list. Comments? (Other than the obvious that I may *truely* be insane).

  • undapantsman

    aaron, i personally love donnie darko. that’s because i love movies that fuck with your mind. … and shoot, if you don’t like the movie, at least you get to see jake gyllenhaal.

    speaking of which… heart that bastard to death. can’t get enough of him. awesome, square, is this your plan to throw me off the sudeikis trail? because if it is, it’s working.

    PS. look for seth rogen in donnie darko. =D

  • Psiwire

    Unfortunately “Donnie Darko” was before Jake embraced toplessness.

    I will say though that “D.D.” does have one of the best musical montage scenes of all time.

  • Its about time!

  • AaronJ

    Undapantsman – wow, a mind **** huh? I usually get enough of that in class, but then again, my profs and peers are no Jake G. (‘cept one … we’re 8 years together tomorrow. I was a mere babe of 19.)

    Psiwire – Sometimes shirlessness is as good imagined as it is seen. I are creative.

  • QCNiceGuy

    I need my hands (and other parts) on that chest…NOW!

  • cohencha

    Home Run! You can NEVER go wrong with Jake.

  • Bruno

    I really don´t like him .

  • Aside from remixarchive, did anyone aware that this is the FIRST Jake Gyllenhaal post in two years history of the website? This should be EPIC! We must thank Psiwire for breaking the tradition and we can look forward to more and more Jakey posts after this!

    I should do a fireworks background or something to celebrate this but here’s a lolcat in the meantime.

  • Gyllenhaalic

    Finally…*drool*….finally you managed to make a Jakey-post and I am very grateful.

  • freddy

    Jake shirtless is a dream, but, man, I am super into him with his shirt open like in the second pic. Wow – to me, that’s just as hot, if not hotter because you can really make out the contours of his pecs and see the chest hair spread. F*** yeah.


    The man is timeles…. need I say more???…..hum..?? Hey, does anyone wonder what those soft sweet lips would taste like…..

  • Tom

    What movie was these photos of Jake from………….so hot!!!

  • nik

    beautiful armpits.

  • radical1

    very nice! very sexy! very young!

  • OMG, these are perfection! I haven’t seen them yet! Geez, going after this movie first thing in the morning.


  • Complex

    Marry me, Jake!!!

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  • JuanCarlos

    Please, please, put some pics of Jake in BROTHERS, the shower scene, yum!!!!

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