Russell Brand

Russell Brand Shirtless

Shut up! Don’t act surprised. You know you want to hit Russell Brand in every direction possible! Even WITH that roadkill on his head. Okay maybe I’m hallucinating again but I believe everyone is afraid to admit it. These shirtless pictures of British sex magnet Russell Brand are from the movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. You might think the obvious capping material is Jason Segel and his well endowed gift but he did very little to me. Instead, drool (secretly — I won’t judge) on this British hotness. Denial is a river in Egypt!

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Russell Brand Shirtless

Oh by the way I’m pretty sure that I’m not the only one here who wants to eat Paul Rudd alive. YUM. Mmm… People…

Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

  • cohencha

    No, you’re not the only one. Save a bite of Paul Rudd for me.

  • KarmaLysing

    Damn. Double Damn. Can I have a part-share of both of them?

  • http://forum.connpost.com/joe joesview

    Hot and funny is a very tough combo to pull off, but Russell makes it look easy!

  • sassywench

    Paul Rudd gets my thumbs up, but Russell doesn’t do it for me. He looks like he needs to take a shower and put on deodorant.

  • WarpedRecord

    Ditto for the shower and deodorant, and I’d add he needs a haircut.

  • AaronJ

    Russell Brand – not so much

    Paul Rudd – um, he’s the object of my affection

    Okay okay, I know … homework young man!

  • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

    Yeah you better go upstairs and do your homework while I devour Paul Rudd slowly in the kitchen. I know, this website has turned me into a cannibal.

    *awkward silence*

  • Phuzz

    Russel – kind of a two face…. cute? not? conflicted.
    Paul – ages well.

  • deej

    This guy, who is new to me, has a really un-pleasant mouth. He would probably say the same thing about my bald head, but he’s not here…and I am.
    Bad mouth = no turn on…sorry babe.
    A (very) bad mouth is the only thing I hold against Michael Phelps as well. Killer body…all good…until you get to the doggy mouth…ruins it somehow.
    I guess I’m a mouth man, eh?

  • Jazz

    RusselnBrand is not good looking at all but he has a very nice body. Paul Rudd is delicious

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