Stop Giving Me Ideas

By Square on October 13, 2008 in Ramblings 

Paul Rudd in Little Britain

I hereby officially christen Paul Rudd as my third husband. I’m a megaslut, I know. In the wonderful world of the internet, who doesn’t? This is his yummy self from a skit in this week’s “Little Britain USA” as the French Prime Minister, with a questionable but real sexy accent. These people need to stop this kind of things because it’s not good for my weak heart. What’s next? John Krasinski getting it on with Steve Carell on “The Office”? I’m just kidding. Please, don’t stop. Seriously.

Paul Rudd in Little Britain

Paul Rudd in Little Britain

Paul Rudd in Little Britain

Paul Rudd in Little Britain

Since I already know the sight of fully clothed men hurts your eyes, here’s an obligatory image of my husband. You’re welcome.

Paul Rudd Shirtless

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  1. AaronJ on October 14th, 2008 at 1:30 am

    Square, the latest update from MegaSlutCentral says you need FOUR husbands in order to reach that high rank.

  2. gypsycurse on October 14th, 2008 at 1:42 am

    Paul Rudd is aging very slowly, if that pic him in bed is reasonably recent. How lucky for us. Something very erotic about that in-the-sheets pose. Guess that’s because it’d be so easy to take him from there to the next level of “happyness” !

  3. danieljparsons on October 14th, 2008 at 1:56 am

    You can’t have Paul Rudd, he is mine, I coverted him circa Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers!!!

  4. Square on October 14th, 2008 at 2:32 am

    Aaron, to get a fourth husband is easy. But to choose one is going to be a nightmare. I have so many candidates in queue right now!

    Daniel – OMFG I need to rewatch that movie for all its worth!

  5. WarpedRecord on October 14th, 2008 at 3:06 am

    Truth be told, I had those “ideas” about Paul Rudd long before today.

  6. DoverDavid on October 14th, 2008 at 3:11 am

    MOVE THE SHEET! Always liked Paul.

  7. AaronJ on October 14th, 2008 at 3:52 am

    Okay Square, as long as you are not “too” slutty.

    Do you need someone to help audition prospects?

    As I said recently, Paul is the object of my affection. Wink wink.

  8. Nic on October 14th, 2008 at 4:22 am

    I’ve loved Paul ever since I saw all that hair peeking out of his shirt on those episodes of Friends…

  9. LeadingMan on October 14th, 2008 at 6:25 am

    I thought we settled this, square. You get him on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and I get Tuesdays, Thursdays and Weekends.

    I watch a rerun of Friends last night. This guy is amazing.

  10. Alex M. on October 14th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    That sheet is soooo unconvenient sometimes. Damn you evil sheet!. And, Paul Rudd is MY husband. Get your act right Square!. :P

    (I kid, we can share him).

  11. Xavier on October 14th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I remember him from FRIENDS. That was an awesome show! I miss it sooo much. I never really looked at him like that before… just as Phoebe’s husband. Oh well, new things are always good. :D

  12. Milton on October 14th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Dear Squarehippies,
    Please start out every post, from now on, with that picture of Paul Rudd, naked, in that bed, with the mirror. Thanks.
    very sincerly,
    Milton

  13. Milton on October 14th, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Oh, by the way, ya’ll, Paul is MY husband! I only get him in months with r’s in them. ALL MONTH.

  14. Phuzz on October 14th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Rudd always deserves mention

  15. Mandy on October 14th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    I remember seeing Paul Rudd in a movie called something like “Federal Express” with a brunette Reece Witherspoon…..and I vowed to love him forever. And I have.

    And he DOES age very nicely. He keeps getting better and better looking.

  16. J on October 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Being Mr. Phoebe is always a plus for me, and his belonging to the Apatow troupe has brought him back into the cred lights, but really, every gay boy must first and foremost know Paul Rudd for “The Object of My Affection”.

  17. AaronJ on October 14th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    I dunno guys, I see only Mandy proclaiming the vow to love him forever. I think that trumps all you guys. I know lust is strong. But a vow to love forever? And to have done so and is doing so? That leaves me with my tail between my legs.

    ;-D

  18. rodmdz on October 15th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    I would love to see John Krasinski doing it with Steve Carell… and Paul Rudd.. and me of course.

  19. can on August 15th, 2009 at 8:30 am

    I love you a fan please to meet you for the cem TĂĽrkiyeden I am dying like crazy love lĂĽtfensana If you think this e-mail address to reach me if I my.worlex @ hotmail.com

  20. François on January 25th, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    What a beautiful hairy chest!

    I look at it, and I feel in every part of my being that I would soooo much love to be in bed with him… I would put my face in all that welcoming chest hair and say: ” I wanna be with you forever, Paul !”

    Later, I would put one of my fingers in his chest hair, and make endless circles, playing with his chest hair, to Paul’s amusement.

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