The Brotherhood V: Alumni

Brotherhood V Casts

I don’t know why suddenly I have the urge to post about our favorite horror director David DeCoteau’s latest project, “The Brotherhood V: Alumni”. By horror I mean pretty boys prancing around half naked trying to be scary with the possibility of touching themselves and each other. No, this is not one of those boy traps again I swear! I’m sure these LA based actors / models never have the time to Google themselves on daily basis. For those who are not familiar with David’s movies, four words — pretty gay vampire cheese. Actually you can omit “vampire” because Bill Compton from “True Blood” will not approve of this. Since it’s called “Alumni”, I was expecting to see my favorite self-touching past Brotherhood casts like Sean Faris but I guess it’s too much to ask since he’s kinda famous now.

Anyways, here is the cover art for the said film. Any gayer the unicorns will die! Here’s a constructive critism, instead of having smooth model grade pretty boys, why don’t we have more natural looking, razor free cast members for the next film? I’m sure David will attract a new kind of audience to the Brotherhood franchise. Okay, maybe just me and four other people but that’s not the point. We can call it “Brotherhood VI: The Hairy” or something.

Brotherhood V: Alumni Cover Art

I’m way out of order from my original intention, which was to post pictures of the fifth Brotherhood boys. Here are their least gay pictures I could find.

Oskar Rodriguez

I can’t find much info about this Puerto Rican hottie except that he was a dancer in “Dirty Dancing: Havana Night” and an extra in “Cougar Club” (OMG I gotta watch this).

Oskar Rodriguez

Oskar Rodriguez

Oskar Rodriguez

Arthur Napiontek

Out of these 3 boys I think Arthur has been the most successful since he was in “Pineapple Express”. Okay that’s pretty much it. With that body and beautiful auburn (or is it strawberry blond — help me out here) hair, who cares?

Arthur Napiontek

Arthur Napiontek

Arthur Napiontek

Arthur Napiontek

Brett Novek

Brett is also known for his appearance in “America’s Most Smartest Model”. He ended up in the fourth place, which is I guess is pretty smart (for a model). He’s also guest star in “The Hills” as Spencerdouce sister’s “love interest”. Why do these girls get all the models?

Brett Novek

Brett Novek

Brett Novek

Brett Novek

“Brotherhood V” is currently in post production stage and scheduled to release next year. All pictures are from their respective bad music ridden MySpace pages.

On a side note, a little bird told me that not-Tom-Cruise-looking model Bryan McMullin is filming a “horror” film with David DeCoteau this week. I’ll be sure to watch that hot mess!

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