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Ryan Kwanten Weird Chest Hair

I used to enjoy watching shirtless hot guys but (no) thanks to this website, I can’t watch Ryan Kwanten in “True Blood” without looking at his weird chest hair. I know, I have more important things to worry about like world peace or the economic crisis but just thought I’d let it out in the open, since no one else wouldn’t. Seriously, what really happened to that poor thing? I’m pretty sure it’s not his natural pattern so my money is on the result of excessive waxing. That or some gerbil went amok and destroy his vegetation. Damn gerbils, never really like them.

Also, did anyone else smile when Lizzy Kaplan turns to her bad side? To me she’s always gonna be Janis Ian (of “Mean Girls”) no matter what character she’s in. “Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of? Your mom’s chest hair!”

Ryan Kwanten

Ryan Kwanten

Ryan Kwanten Chest Hair

Ryan Kwanten Chest Hair

Sam Trammel, just because.

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

  • Psiwire

    With a body like that Ryan can have crop circles cut into his chest hair as far as I’m concerned!

  • KarmaLysing

    it wasn’t gerbils, Square, it was the dreaded South Northern Chest Monkeys. They sneak into hot men’s bedrooms at night, administer a powerful anaesthetic venom with a bite, and randomly pluck the poor fella’s chest hair. It’s tragic.

  • I did notice it this week for the first time. It is odd, but I’m thinking it might actually be natural!

  • catablu

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? RYAN KWANTEN IS JUST FINE, HOT AND HANDSOME THE WAY HE IS………YUM, YUM, YUMMY!!! I AM LOOKING AT THE MAN FROM HEAD TO TOE!!! WHO CARES ABOUT THE WAY HIS CHEST HAIR LOOKS?? I DON’T!! WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IS….DOES HE HAVE A HAIRY ASS…..YUM ON THAT!!! BUT EITHER WAY…..RYAN IS ALWAYS “DELICIOUS LOOKING” TO ME!!!

  • ROFL. It’s no secret that I’d do Ryan in a heartbeat even if he has cornrow on his chest. Now we have to do something about those damn South Northern Chest Monkeys. I’m thinking poisoned faux fuzz, placed on naturally smooth chests. Hopefully they won’t be able to tell the difference.

  • gypsycurse

    I could live with that, speaking for myself.

  • Insight646

    With what that boy has been thru tangling with the vampires and all those horny women, losing a few chest hairs in minor. What about when he OD’d on V, and got priapism! As I say, the chest hair problem is nothing. Besides, he’s so gorgeous, who cares??

  • Patrick

    I can’t take my eyes off his nips. Are they always that pert? Or is just glad to see me?

  • Patrick

    I can’t take my eyes off his nips. Are they always that pert?

  • Carter

    I study Ryan’s hot body from head to toe. What a gorgeous example of muscle; muscular arms, shoulders, back, legs, and what a yum chest. Sleeveless tight tees, shirtless, naked in bed, all leave me breathless. Give me more!

  • Matt

    Notice how almost perfectly rectangular each bare strip is. Kinda looks like he was trying to wax his chest, only pulled off two strips but found it too painful to continue. Of course maybe he just had some bandages there for some reason and had to shave it so they’d stick to the skin. Who knows? well besides him.

  • WarpedRecord

    Male-pattern baldness strikes in mysterious places sometimes.

  • Herms

    lol
    thats actually Ryan’s natural chest hair pattern hehehe
    just check out the ex-aussie soap star’s pics from Plaul Freeman’s Bondi Classic back in ’03 I think
    here is a link:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Belle_Babii/ryankwanten1.jpg

  • Jeff

    This happens frequently to men with hairy chests who bench press a lot. The bar rubs on the chest. and over time less hair grows.

  • Mick

    it’s an Omega sign

  • KMac

    You guys are way too funny :0

    I think it’s Jeff is right it’s too much rubbing

    (why wasn’t I the one doing the rubbing?) 😉

    Same thing is happens to me when I wear a rucksack

    Mac

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