A Perfect Husband?

Sam Trammell Shirtless in True Blood

That question mark was necessary, because I didn’t really mean the above picture is my PERFECT husband. You know my heart belongs to some people and it forever will be. That’s deep. Anyhoo, we now know the hottest guy on “True Blood” (according to me), Sam Trammell is a shapeshifter and not only he can transform into animals, he can transform into humans too! Okay, that pretty much solved all my problems and we can all wrap up and go home now. Sudeikis on Monday, Krasinski on Tuesday, Hamm on Wednesday, Bartha on Thursday — the possibilities are endless! Heck, I can have a different husband a day for the rest of the year, all for the price of one! That being said, since it’s only a TV show, you know it’s all imaginary and stuff. My true husbands on the other hand are not. Kinda. Whatever.

Also, for a second I thought I’ve lost Tara! That was pretty close. I’m glad she’s back to her old doesn’t-give-a-damn self. LOVE. HER. (except the fact that she’s boinking my Merlotte, we have to do something about that)

Sam Trammell

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

^^ I KNOW!

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Sam Trammell Shirtless

Is anyone else into the walking sex that is Michael Raymond-James? His accent is genius and I could think of several uses for that hanging facial pubes. Here’s a note to the producers: please, please let there be a shirtless scene of this piece of yum in the future. I think we have seen enough of Ryan Kwanten’s exhibitionism on the show. Maybe I should do a “Unsung Hotties of True Blood” post soon featuring Michael Raymond-James, Todd Lowe, Jim Parrack and of course, Alexander Skarsgård.

Michael Raymond-James

Michael Raymond-James

Michael Raymond-James

Michael Raymond-James

Michael Raymond-James

  • Milton

    Sam Trammell is a good argument for a Pantsless Squarehippies website,too.

  • Hey square, I’m glad you’ve caught Trammell fever. I’ve been been a fan for years and this makes me wish I had HBO.

  • sassywench

    Sexy in a dirty needs a shower kind of way.

  • Sam does it for me. He is a half a tick above Ryan Kwanten…and that is nearly impossible for mere mortals.

  • LoveHardMaleNipples1

    Loved that screencap from True Blood

    1.Ryan/Sam Tramell

    2.Stephen Moyer

  • loudrockmusic

    F. yeah! As much as I love shirtlessness, I’m a leg man at heart. Love some big calves, and seam stretching thighs. I would definitely check out a legs section!

  • anonymous

    Amen! Sam Trammell is uberly hotter than Stephen Moyer.

    and I love the whole tara and sam love affair 🙂

  • Daniel

    MIchael Raymond is sexy indeed!!

  • wl

    I can’t put a finger on what is SO hot about Rene/Michael Raymond, but it’s the same thing that makes Johnny Knoxville so damn sexy.

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