I Think I’m Going to Explode

By Square on November 17, 2008 in Actors

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

THANK YOU NBC! Thank you for bringing John Krasinski, Jason Sudeikis and mah honeybear Paul Rudd into my life. Also, thanks for showing us one of the gayest SNL episode ever! Seriously, it’s my freakin’ wet dream come true. This is even better than Jason Sudeikis and Jon Hamm touching each other on past episode. So I finally got my machine back from the dead, and what better way to celebrate than posting naked pictures of my third husband, Paul Rudd on last week’s “Saturday Night Live”? Of course there was a black peen cap but I want to believe! I know I’m a tad late than my usual SNL post (thanks for all your concerns, I appreciate those!) but here are them caps of naked Paul, and then some. I took the liberty to divide them into segments as well for your viewing pleasure. Warning: massive cappage ahead.

1. Paul Rudd’s man-to-man kiss with Fred Armisen, Bill Hader and Andy Samberg. What’s with Bill Hader kissing my husbands on SNL? We need to do something about that.

Paul Rudd's Gay Kiss in SNL

Andy Samberg & Fred Armisen Gay Kiss in SNL

Paul Rudd's Gay Kiss in SNL

2. First husband, Jason Sudeikis in a pornstache and law enforcement uniform.

Jason Sudeikis in SNL

3. One of the reasons that makes the world still round, naked Paul Rudd. I repeat, NAKED. It’s true. And if that wasn’t enough, we get to see closeup of those generous fuzz on his chest. They’re real right? Seems more festive than before but I’m not complaining at all! I could dip my face in there for a week straight. And it’s not that Andy Samberg wasn’t eatable or anything, but if they replaced him Jason Sudeikis, I’m afraid I will spontaneously combust. Not kidding.

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

4. Husbands on the same screen. You know it’s coming.

Paul Rudd on SNL

6. Justin Timberlake out of nowhere. Still douchey, but I’d do him in three heartbeats. Age (and scruff) does him well.

Justin Timberlake on SNL

5. Sasha Fierce’s “Single Ladies” skit. Even though Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg and peppa dude looked amazing in leotards, Beyonce still has the thickest, juiciest thighs of them all. NO competition. Thanks for trying ladies!

Beyonce Skit on SNL

7. Paul Rudd with pornstache. Stop messing with my feelings!

Paul Rudd on SNL

Oh, the repair dude said the cause of my machine’s breakdown was: TOO MANY HOT MEN. Figures.

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26 Responses to “I Think I’m Going to Explode”
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DoverDavid on November 17th, 2008 at 6:23 am

Wow thanks for sharing Square, I’m sorry I missed this weeks show, and damn the networks for hiding all the good stuff, but fortunately for me, I have a good imagination, as I’m sure most of us here do!!
Zizzy on November 17th, 2008 at 7:05 am

I knew it wouldn’t be long til I’d was seeing your post about this episode.
LeadingMan on November 17th, 2008 at 9:02 am

Soooo glad to see this post. I was afraid that when you saw the show for the first time your head and other body parts would blow off.
rodmdz on November 17th, 2008 at 10:02 am

I died, reborn and died again… i need to see that!
GB13 on November 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am

Did you notice that Justin Timberlake referred to Jason Sudeikis as “the handsome one” when saying his own version of the opening credits?

Like every sketch in this episode had some kind of gay joke in it, though. It’s too much, really.
joesview on November 17th, 2008 at 11:05 am

Hey square, nice to see such great shots of my first husband!
WarpedRecord on November 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Hey Square, I knew you’d be on the case. Thanks for posting!

So why did Andy Samberg keep his shirt on during that clip?

As for SNL’s gayness being “too much” this weekend I had no problem with it whatsoever (though lesbians are free to disagree).

Now I must attend to the needs of my “special purpose” …
danieljparsons on November 17th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

Oh. My. God.

Curse my non-US residency!
Jeff on November 17th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

I was so sad that Kristen Wiig seemed to be a bit contained. but i noticed that most, if not all, of the sketches had some gay joke. I don’t know if it’s just me, but i didn’t really find it that funny. I was fine with it, but it just didn’t make me lose it like thosee baby hands!
Buck on November 17th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

All I can say about Paul laid out on that couch is YUM!
loudrockmusic on November 17th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Curse my nighttime job! I’ll never get to see this heat unless I wait for comedy central reruns! At least I’ve got the caps! That Rudd is so hott! I need a drink…
Eric on November 17th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

This is HILARIOUS! Awesomeness… I missed this SNL, but I’ll definitely be posting a clip up of this

Wow!
A Little Edgy on November 17th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Damn! I can’t believe I missed this, and it’s not offered at NBC On Demand, either. Again, I say DAMN! As if naked Paul Rudd were not enough, they had him with a ’stache?! What a cute guy he is, even if he is a little on the short side.
Square on November 17th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Joe, HUWAATT?!?

WarpedRecord, I guess Andy kept his shirt on because we get to see shot of his upper body first, then lower. So it was supposed to be unexpectedly hilarious. To be frank it’s not that funny at all and in fact, so predictable. They should have let him get naked anyway.

GB13, thanks for the heads up! So this means Sudeikis is the most handsome guy in SNL (to the rest of the audience too)?

Jeff, as much as I love to ogle at Paul Rudd’s chest, I have to agree the gay jokes are not that funny. In fact, they got tired and clearly has the STEREOTYPE stamp on each of them. Maybe I was blinded by the Sudeikis and Rudd, and to be honest I was too busy drooling at them to be laughing at the jokes.

They need to feature more and more Kirsten Wiig — “I love surprises” and “Baby hands” was GENIUS! We definitely need more of those!
biggestFAN on November 18th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Hey Squares, where i can find the videos?
Eric S on November 18th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Like everyone else, I knew, Square, that you’d post the caps of the dreamy Paul Rudd — just didn’t know how many!

Hulu has a clip of Everyone’s a Critic but it’s not loading! Kissing Family is OK, though! You can browse through the <a href=”http://www.hulu.com/saturday-night-live”SNL area on Hulu for more.
shotwho on November 21st, 2008 at 2:04 pm

The Rudd Man must be nude forever!!! …Everyone say it with me…”NUDE Rudd Dude, FOREVER!!!” YEAH!!! That’s what I’m talking about!!
D R E W on November 23rd, 2008 at 11:44 am

I love how most of the men on SNL are hairy… my fave.
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Joe Timber on January 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm

Looking for this episode right this second!

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Onelove90 on April 5th, 2009 at 2:33 am

I LOVED this episode! I was soooooo amazed by it!!
I LOVE ME SOME PAUL RUDD!
Francois on May 15th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Speaking of Justin Timberlake… Does he have a hairy chest? I just don’t know, I have never seen him bare chested.
robertg on May 15th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Francois: yes. He’s very hairy. Waxes, chest, arms, legs, often shaves pits.
A sin.
Francois on May 19th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Ok, thanks RobertG. I had no idea. And I think Justin shouldn’t shave nor wax anything off.
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