I Think I’m Going to Explode

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

THANK YOU NBC! Thank you for bringing John Krasinski, Jason Sudeikis and mah honeybear Paul Rudd into my life. Also, thanks for showing us one of the gayest SNL episode ever! Seriously, it’s my freakin’ wet dream come true. This is even better than Jason Sudeikis and Jon Hamm touching each other on past episode. So I finally got my machine back from the dead, and what better way to celebrate than posting naked pictures of my third husband, Paul Rudd on last week’s “Saturday Night Live”? Of course there was a black peen cap but I want to believe! I know I’m a tad late than my usual SNL post (thanks for all your concerns, I appreciate those!) but here are them caps of naked Paul, and then some. I took the liberty to divide them into segments as well for your viewing pleasure. Warning: massive cappage ahead.

1. Paul Rudd’s man-to-man kiss with Fred Armisen, Bill Hader and Andy Samberg. What’s with Bill Hader kissing my husbands on SNL? We need to do something about that.

Paul Rudd's Gay Kiss in SNL

Paul Rudd's Gay Kiss in SNL

Paul Rudd's Gay Kiss in SNL

Paul Rudd's Gay Kiss in SNL

Andy Samberg & Fred Armisen Gay Kiss in SNL

Paul Rudd's Gay Kiss in SNL

2. First husband, Jason Sudeikis in a pornstache and law enforcement uniform.

Jason Sudeikis in SNL

Jason Sudeikis in SNL

3. One of the reasons that makes the world still round, naked Paul Rudd. I repeat, NAKED. It’s true. And if that wasn’t enough, we get to see closeup of those generous fuzz on his chest. They’re real right? Seems more festive than before but I’m not complaining at all! I could dip my face in there for a week straight. And it’s not that Andy Samberg wasn’t eatable or anything, but if they replaced him Jason Sudeikis, I’m afraid I will spontaneously combust. Not kidding.

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

Paul Rudd Shirtless on SNL

4. Husbands on the same screen. You know it’s coming.

Paul Rudd on SNL

Paul Rudd on SNL

6. Justin Timberlake out of nowhere. Still douchey, but I’d do him in three heartbeats. Age (and scruff) does him well.

Justin Timberlake on SNL

Justin Timberlake on SNL

5. Sasha Fierce’s “Single Ladies” skit. Even though Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg and peppa dude looked amazing in leotards, Beyonce still has the thickest, juiciest thighs of them all. NO competition. Thanks for trying ladies!

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

Beyonce Skit on SNL

7. Paul Rudd with pornstache. Stop messing with my feelings!

Paul Rudd on SNL

Paul Rudd on SNL

Paul Rudd on SNL

Oh, the repair dude said the cause of my machine’s breakdown was: TOO MANY HOT MEN. Figures.

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