Someone Give Logan Bartholomew A Job

Logan Bartholomew

Because it is a terrible crime against humanity to let a beautiful male specimen like this one go unnoticed. Look at those pretty eyes! I don’t care if it’s a B sci-fi straight to DVD movie or a really shitty horror teen flick but we need more of this Ohio hotness (shirtless) on the screen damn it! Logan Bartholomew was a popular pick in Hallmark borefests like “Love Abiding Joy” (I watched this, sadly) and “Love’s Lost Journey”. Apparently, they didn’t get the memo, because it’s illegal to put “love” in the title without actually having a love / shirtless / nude scene in the movie. Another excuse for false advertising! I know you can express love without taking your shirt off but that’s not the point. Logan didn’t even have a Wikipedia page! I talk rubbish when I’m furious! I need to break something or choke a teddy bear. His agent is next!!!

Go to Logan’s IMDB page and see what I mean.

Logan Bartholomew

Logan Bartholomew

Logan Bartholomew

By the way here’s a super closeup for his prospective agents. Ryan Kwanten’s agent are you there?

Logan Bartholomew

Image credit: Eric McCandless for Hallmark

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