Someone Give Logan Bartholomew A Job
Because it is a terrible crime against humanity to let a beautiful male specimen like this one go unnoticed. Look at those pretty eyes! I don’t care if it’s a B sci-fi straight to DVD movie or a really shitty horror teen flick but we need more of this Ohio hotness (shirtless) on the screen damn it! Logan Bartholomew was a popular pick in Hallmark borefests like “Love Abiding Joy” (I watched this, sadly) and “Love’s Lost Journey”. Apparently, they didn’t get the memo, because it’s illegal to put “love” in the title without actually having a love / shirtless / nude scene in the movie. Another excuse for false advertising! I know you can express love without taking your shirt off but that’s not the point. Logan didn’t even have a Wikipedia page! I talk rubbish when I’m furious! I need to break something or choke a teddy bear. His agent is next!!!
Go to Logan’s IMDB page and see what I mean.
By the way here’s a super closeup for his prospective agents. Ryan Kwanten’s agent are you there?
Image credit: Eric McCandless for Hallmark
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Uhm, I’ll try to imagine he has a hairy chest below all that clothes…
How could someone who looks like that *not* get an acting job?!…..
I’ve got a “job” for him…
He needs to take that shirt Off NOW!
Let’s see the nips!
LOL Mike. Let’s see those right NOW!
Wow. That guy is incredible. Hope his career will take off. And that’s not all I hope gets taken off.
He looks like Shia LeBeouf’s slightly hotter brother.
Oh snap Square… you’ve done it this time.. how did I now know he existed???
damn it ! i searched him too, and i didn’t find another informations about him since 2007 !!! i don’t know why….
Even his biography is incomplete.
Eww you sickos…he’s SOOO hot..and he’s for ME…. ;P i got him first…
ooooh
ride ‘em, cowboy. hat and gear look Aussie. Is he?
this is my guy so 4get u all…..hes all mine
[...] complain much because Hallmark does feature some impossibly gorgeous guys in their films, and this is a close example. Pretty, but not shirtless though. Not yet anyway. [...]
I agree with Diana. He looks like Shia LeBeouf’s brother, and oh ,the things I can imagine they both could do together…
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