Star Trek Hotties

Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine in Star Trek

Honestly, I don’t watch that many sci-fi series or films but noone can deny that the guys are always hot. ALWAYS. We’re talking about Ben Browder, Jamie Bamber, Scott Bakula hot. That said, I think I’ll definitely watch the highly anticipated summer blockbuster “Star Trek” movie, purely because it has a fantastic lineup of conventional and unconventional hotties — Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Eric Bana, Karl Urban, John Cho, Bruce Greenwood, Anton Yelchin and Simon Pegg, to name a few.

And since we’re on the topic of science fiction, I think the last sci-fi series I watched was “Thunderbirds” and later, “Terrahawks” back when my major goal in life is to become a professional volleyball player and/or air hostess. Speaking of “Terrahawks” (which was from the UK by the way), I was probably the only one who watched that dolltastic creepfest. Something to do about talking puppets in space that’s very entertaining. Actually, their portrayal of the year 2020 was pretty accurate since celebrities are becoming more and more like marionettes over time, thanks to plastic surgery and Photoshop. Anyhoo, aside from the trailer caps, I’ve also included some guide to “Star Trek” hotties for your convenience because I’m a saint and all. Enjoy.

Chris Pine in Star Trek

1. Chris Pine

This boy is gonna be huuuge and I think he has been making wise career decisions so far to land him a lead role in such a movie as big as this. We thank Chris’s breathtaking blue eyes and his agent for that. We get to see that much needed 3 second love scene in the trailer. Not just any boring love scene, this one clearly showcased his delectable body. Oh and in skimpy tighty whity too. Here are some skin from “Just My Luck”. He also has been shirtless in “Smokin’ Aces” and “Blind Dating”.

Chris Pine in Star Trek

Chris Pine in Star Trek

Chris Pine in Star Trek

Chris Pine in Star Trek

Chris Pine in Star Trek

Chris Pine Shirtless in Star Trek

Chris Pine Shirtless in Star Trek

2. Zachary Quinto

The casting for Zachary Quinto is brilliant, although me thinks noone else can play Spock better than Leonard Nimoy himself. Sure everyone can be Spock with all those makeup but I think Zach already has some Spock-y qualities to begin with. Plus, he’s hot. Funnily enough, I hope he won’t be shirtless in this, because that means he’ll have to shave since there’s no way in deep space hell that Spock sports a triangular shaped chest fuzz. See earlier Zach shirtlessness from the short lived “So Notorious” and as Sylar in various “Heroes” episodes here. Further discussion of Mr. Quinto at the forum can be found here.

Zachary Quinto in Star Trek

Zachary Quinto in Star Trek

3. Eric Bana

This fine piece of uhm talented manmeat definitely needs no further explanation. He was basically shirtless in at least half of his movies, although in this movie Eric have been Xerxefied. We have Mr. Bana’s skin scene in “Troy” but finding other movies with similar treatment isn’t that hard. See “Munich” and “Hulk”.

Eric Bana in Star Trek

4. Anton Yelchin

Not sure about the whiteboy fro, but you can see some of his skin from “Alpha Dogs” and “Charlie Bartlett” if you’re interested.

Anton Yelchin in Star Trek

5. Simon Pegg

Seriously I could eat this not-redhead man alive. We have featured Simon Pegg shirtlessness in “Run Fatboy Run”.

Simon Pegg in Star Trek

6. Bruce Greenwood

I only get to see only a bit of him in the trailer, but I’m sure the tight fitting suit does his well kept body good. I’ve posted his recent shirtlessness from “Republic of Love” last week.

Bruce Greenwood in Star Trek

Of course there’s adorkable John Cho (need to do something about that — any suggestions?) and Karl Urban. I only recognized Karl as Eomer in “Lord of the Rings” but he has been showing a lot of skin in “Pathfinder”.

John Cho in Star Trek

Karl Urban in Star Trek

Karl Urban in Pathfinder

Karl Urban in Pathfinder

What! I think this is my longest (written) post like ever. Pat yourself on the back if you have successfully finished reading this!

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