Zano & Schmid’s Rusty Joyride

Nick Zano Shirtless, Kyle Schmid and Mark Gibbon in Joyride 2

Hold on a sec while I treat myself with some gummy bears for successfully squeezing four things in a short title above. Like a moth to a flame, I’ve always attracted to teen slasher flicks regardless of how crappy they are. It’s a pretty known fact. “Joyride” was a fairly successful film at the big screen, if not in rentals. In the first installment, we get to see my secret boyfriend Paul Walker and adorkable Steve Zahn‘s derriere during the infamous diner scene. The second one — “Joyride: Dead Ahead”, capped here is nothing like that. I mean, come on! Nick Zano and Kyle Schmid are born to be shirtless. Fine, at the beginning we get a little preview of Zano’s skin but that’s about it. These people never learn! Unless you enjoy seeing Kyle in a dress (checkout those legs) looking like Clea DuVall’s long lost twin with the CHEESIEST lines, I’d say watch this if you’re really, really bored.

Okay, I’ll tell you the real reason why I sit my ass through this hot mess. It’s Rusty Nail! I just wanted to put his sweet ramblings into my iPod and listen to them before I sleep every night. And Mark Gibbon (that’s his name) is not exactly chopped liver either, as seen as a hot coach in “Totally Awesome”. Rusty can sure nail me any day! Whoops. I’ve said too much. On with the cappage then!

For Nick Zano fans, watch out for a generous Zano skin post in the coming days.

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Nick Zano Shirtless in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

Kyle Schmid in Joyride 2

And just because, here’s a few pics of Mark Gibbon from “Totally Awesome”. Damn, I think I have developed a crush on this man. (I’m not a huge Loggins & Messina fan, although Kenny was kinda cute)

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

Mark Gibbon

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