All I Want For Christmas Is Derek Long
I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday with your family and hot second cousins. Read this and forget that JS, JK, JH and PR existed for a minute. It’s no secret that I am into older gentlemen much (shut up) so this comes oh so naturally. He’s not that old but you’ll get the idea. Seriously, Derek Long is a product of all my fantasies combined. I. WANT. HIM. SO. BAD. I wonder why is it so hard to find a guy like Derek? Mature, dark, tall, handsome, masculine, perfectly hairy, voice of Zeus… pretty standard stuff. Is that too much to ask?
Very well, enough emo talk. For those of you who doesn’t have a clue who is this man of the moment, Derek Long is an (gay?) actor who has starred exclusively in a few queer flicks over the past few years like “The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror”, “Socket” and “3 Day Weekend”. I have yet to watch “Socket” but these are caps from the other two. I had to endure a MASSIVE amount of camp, fake blood and eye rolls in “The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror” but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for Derek. In return, he rewarded me with display of his peen in both films. That said, can anyone pass me his number? Yes? No? Oh well, I still have my drink and imagination to keep me company. Derek if you’re reading this, tell your fuzz I said hi.
Here is his official website and IMDB page.
“The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror”. I’m sorry for le darkness and le fake blood.
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Yes!
Socket, what a “great” movie… and his co-star is hot as well.
There’s plenty cock, balls and fuzz there to see… and a very strange story.
Uhm, didn’t realized i couldn’t use the c -oc -k word… :$
Derek was so hot in “Three Day Weekend” nearly creamed in my pants with his voice and body. Did not care for “Gay B & B of Terror” just a waste. Liked “Socket” with him also….lets see more of his hairy chest!!!!
weird belly .
He would make a nice addition to my bedsheets!
Derek is delightful, and he seems to have my chest and belly as well. Some might find it “weird,” but we can’t all have a six-pack. Great beard too!
derek is hot, he has quite a few “DILF-esquian” qualities that i find appealing
now he’s a definate 10 on the WOW scale. more like him! reminds me alot of harry hamlin . . .
nothing weird with the belly, just natural
I tried to watch Three Day Weekend and no amount of hot anyone could make me stop cringing at how horrible it was. My gay brethren need to start making movies that are actually GOOD as well as being gay. Gay is not enough to get me through a horrible film, hot guys or no.
Sorry but I’d prefer Justin Long…Sorry I like my men on the younger side…That scene(in Jeepers Creepers) when Justin, has just taken a leak, and you catch a glimps of his tighty whities as he zips up to me at least, is sexier than a full nude shot could ever be…I once did a project for an art class I was taking…We had to create a “coloring book” for adults(an x rating was not a requirement)…I chose to do a gay themed book…Two things surprised me; the first was the number of my straight friends that wanted me to draw them fully nude(and fully erect)…And the second was that I included only two fully nude shots in the finished work…I much prefered the drawings that left something to the imagination…Funny thing about reducing the human form to just lines-guys that looked fine(adult) in life, sometimes looked like they were 12 years old, when drawn in 1D…Derek looks better without the beard…
actually if you check out his web site, he has a phone number posted there.. strange.. but true.. who knows, maybe he’ll answer himself. call it and let us know!
No, I like Him Better with the Beard and all. And yes, I like them mature and full of wisdom enough to take charge but wise enough to let me take on the reigns. And having fun with it either way.
Yup – - A+ material. Recently ran across this guy in Socket and Gay Bed & Breakfast…. He really got my juices flowing – - – - Thanks Man!
Its funny – - I’m still reminiscing about Derek riding that guy out by the pool in Gay B&B Horror – - Didn’t know who he was, and thought the movie was Whacked, but now I really want to see it again…..well, I guess its him I really want to see again. Woof!
PS – - thanks for his Man-on-Man pictures above – - They’re incredibly intense – - Would love to be held tight in his arms, mouth-to-mouith, chest-to-chest, “muscle-to-muscle!” Just the thought of his hot breath…….
FROT!
Wow!!!! Fab pictures. Yummy!!
Derek Long is definately a hot DILF. Mmm