All I Want For Christmas Is Derek Long

Derek Long Shirtless

I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday with your family and hot second cousins. Read this and forget that JS, JK, JH and PR existed for a minute. It’s no secret that I am into older gentlemen much (shut up) so this comes oh so naturally. He’s not that old but you’ll get the idea. Seriously, Derek Long is a product of all my fantasies combined. I. WANT. HIM. SO. BAD. I wonder why is it so hard to find a guy like Derek? Mature, dark, tall, handsome, masculine, perfectly hairy, voice of Zeus… pretty standard stuff. Is that too much to ask?

Very well, enough emo talk. For those of you who doesn’t have a clue who is this man of the moment, Derek Long is an (gay?) actor who has starred exclusively in a few queer flicks over the past few years like “The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror”, “Socket” and “3 Day Weekend”. I have yet to watch “Socket” but these are caps from the other two. I had to endure a MASSIVE amount of camp, fake blood and eye rolls in “The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror” but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for Derek. In return, he rewarded me with display of his peen in both films. That said, can anyone pass me his number? Yes? No? Oh well, I still have my drink and imagination to keep me company. Derek if you’re reading this, tell your fuzz I said hi.

Here is his official website and IMDB page.

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

Derek Long in 3 Day Weekend

“The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror”. I’m sorry for le darkness and le fake blood.

Derek Long

Derek Long

Derek Long

Derek Long

Derek Long

Derek Long

Derek Long

Derek Long

Derek Long

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