I Accidentally Capped These

Joe Jonas Shirtless

For some weird reason I accidentally have “Camp Rock” within my reach. Also for some weird reason I accidentally capped these shirtless Joe Jonas from the film for the sake of it. Shut up. Since this website is the gift keeps on giving and all, this post is dedicated to all female readers under the age of 20. Okay, 25. I still don’t get what is it with boys who look like girls that make girls who like boys go apeshit. Anyways, for someone who has thick ass brows on his face, Joe should have an equally thick… Ah forget it. I guess Brandon Routh has already gave me the answer.

Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Joe Jonas Shirtless

Now here’s a real eye candy for me. This is Daniel Fathers, he is British and needs to take off his shirt immediately.

Daniel Fathers

Daniel Fathers

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  1. victoria0723 on December 29th, 2008 at 7:21 am

    Well, Square, I’m a girl under 20 but I don’t find him appealling and all.
    Just a little notification. :P

  2. Bruno on December 29th, 2008 at 7:57 am

    He´s a hot teenager ….gonna be a hot adult

  3. len on December 29th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    excuse me but i think he is hot! i think that a shag rug belongs on a floor,not a chest.and i would go apeshit over pretty to BUTCH any day

  4. Bob on December 29th, 2008 at 8:48 am

    well, I wonder if he has hairy legs????

  5. szoszo on December 29th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    I’m there with the girl under 20 and the Hugh Laurie user pic! More Hugh and Robert Downey Jr for the U20 masses!!!

  6. Insight646 on December 29th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    No matter how/what he grows up to be like, he better learn to walk like a real man before he gets a rise outta me!

  7. WarpedRecord on December 29th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    I’m a man over 40 who agrees with the girl under 20. The appeal of the Jonas twinks – physically as well as musically – completely eludes me.

    In my day, the sexy rockers were Robert Plant and Paul Rodgers – and as an added bonus, they could sing too. I fear for a future ruled by people who grew up thinking that Miley Cyrus is a singer, Ashton Kutcher is an actor, and Robert Pattinson is a hunk. OK, I’ll get off my soapbox now before these aging legs give out and I launch into my P. Diddy rant.

    But I agree that Daniel Fathers need to shed shirt immediately. You can tell from his arms he’ll probably have some chest fur keep him warm.

  8. KarmaLysing on December 29th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Even when I was a girl under 17, I didn’t go for twinks.

    Hot + Blond + Quite Probably Somewhat Furry + British, on the other hand…

  9. Ronald on December 29th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    He’s a very nice looking young guy! Probably has a nice built naked body including his package! Hey he’s in the pics and I like what I am viewing. When and If I’d get to see the rwal thing we’ll have to see what happens!

  10. len on December 29th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    warped record, for the record, robert pattinson IS a hunk.i would agree with you that ashton kusher isn’t one. topher grace IS. and i think that while the jonas bros. can’t really sing,whats wrong with eye candy.

  11. The Duckhunter on December 29th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Square can you explain to me why you dont consider Joe Jonas attractive?

    Me I would rape him and I would hope he rapes me!

    Well you know what I mean have sex with me all day long.

    Joes furry legs, Furry chest I would lick until the cows flew

    I dont get how you like Daniel His old his bald and his skin is sagging

    and his muscle definaition is sagging too

    But watching Shallow Hal I can understand when Robbins says what is beauty isnt it in the eye of beholder?

  12. Milton on December 29th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Lord, help me! I think that Joe Jonas is cute. Guys’ legs generally are the hairiest part of the body, & I don’t see Joe being able to sit down often enough to shave his legs. But then again, he might not have the hairest….awww, who cares? Sometimes you feel like a twink;sometimes you don’t.
    I have seen a picture of him in swimming trunks, compleletly out of the water. Da’ boy got some fine legs.
    P.S. Keep an eye out for Nick(dear God, i know their names!). He’s showing future hotness potential.

  13. Mathew Gregg on December 30th, 2008 at 6:39 am

    yeah – I don’t think any of the jonas brothers are hot in any way shape or form. They’re just…. not.

    with there big girly eyes and overly gelled hair! EEP

  14. Psiwire on December 30th, 2008 at 6:58 am

    I think you miscategorized this post, Square. I have a wind-up monkey that bangs two cymbals together, but I wouldn’t call him a musician either.

    Joe Jonas would be cute though if he had a boy’s haircut.

  15. The Duckhunter on December 30th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Well look here FUR!

    http://www.froggypic.com/images/8c8f27e5c24aac1ea22c5e0a919c79a2.jpg

    The problem with Disney is they want the guys to wax like GIRLS!

    and he does have chest hair they just told him to shave it off!

    But both Kevin and Joe are FURRY BEASTS!

    SEXY FURRY YUMMY BEASTS

    WOOF ARF ARF

  16. Curtis on December 30th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Wow by the amount of posts everyone must like him or some may be just jealous. He is very hot! Thanks for posting him. and anymore of him will be greatly appreciated by the shirtless male fans!

    thanks

  17. SAMNYC on December 30th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    Eyebrows, huh? What about Lee Pace?

  18. Duckhunter1 on December 31st, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    No Joey!

    Preferably NAKED!

    Here is me wishing! with his naked body and chest pelt not shaved on like Disney WANTED!

    Damn RAT!

  19. Jazz on January 6th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    This is not a good looking guy. As a 16 year-old girl, a lot of my peers worship the ground this teen walks on, I, however, do not find him attractive. Paul Rudd, definatly, James Denton, without a doubt and Zach Braff. Sex on legs those three. Matthew Perry rules the roost though

  20. m0nd on January 7th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    i’m a girl and i’m proud to say that Joe j. does nothing for me, he’s so like blah! maybe with another haircut but just maybe.
    But Daniel Fathers on the other hand, makes me think that i could totally dig some shirtless action..

  21. Charlene on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    He has a hot body.A hot chest.And a has everything.what more could you ask for?also I would love to know what it is like in that body.I am a disturbed teen

  22. /-- on February 4th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Do you know what turns me on?hair.like a hairy armpit.it says that boy are really men and joe definately has some.and by the look of his bear chest ,it looks like he has some in other place.wink wink

  23. Ch on February 5th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    He is somebody who looks sexy everywhere and everyone wants to be him.even though I’m a girl I would change bodies with him forever and have him yummmy chest and muscley arms.I wouldn’t care if there was hair anywhere,like his armpit or legs.I would do anything to get that body.

  24. ______X on February 6th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Do you know,Im a girl to and i would rather be Joe Jonas as well.I would love to have joes armpit hair.Sweat out his sweat.I would even kiss a girl just to be him.Like the other commet, IM A DISTURBED TEEN

  25. Marc on February 7th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    He is beautiful, met him at a dinner and is so gay, I dont care – I wanted to fuck him right there in front of the other guests. I want to see his hairy legs.

  26. babyk on February 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    he is like sooooooooooooooooooo hot he is way much hoter then ZAC EFRON

  27. JONAS on March 6th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    i luv joe don’t u guys?<33333

  28. Rocio on March 26th, 2009 at 5:17 am

    OMFG!!! Joe Jonas is my future husband… this was the only highlight of the movie!… He’s frickin gorgeous!… & to u who said he isn’t a real musician, The JoBros r frickin awesome!!!… I’m 21!!! so I guess i’m not in the under 20′s ratio lol… but that don’t mean i don’t like the Hugh Jackman’s, Sean Connery’s or the Brad Pitt’s… I love all of them! :) Joe will grow up nicely :) I LOVE HIM

  29. Chris de Palm Springs on March 28th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Daniel Fathers YES, yes, yes!! Shirtless soon, sooner, now even!

  30. critter on April 9th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    He needs to hit the gym. Work on the abs.

  31. BыДpA on May 26th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    На Ваш блог знакомый в аську ссылку кинул. Оказалось ,что не зря :) Понравилось. Тепрь все время читать буду :)

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  35. ivaAaAa on February 22nd, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Joe Jonas is so sweet {} {} {} :love: :love:

  36. chris on August 19th, 2010 at 5:52 pm

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