I Hate Brody Jenner
I hate that Brody Jenner is a superdouche. I hate myself for actually bother writing this post because I’ll indirectly promote him and he’ll get more fans. I hate his douchey but doable friends. I hate that his friend’s name is Sleazy T. I hate that his other friend named Frankie because if I were Brody I’d name him Kinky F or something. I hate that Brody looks effing hot in these pictures. I hate that he has a perfectly manscaped hairy body underneath. I hate that I feel obligated to watch his shitty show that is “Bromance” next week. I hate to think of the disappointment I’ll get. I hate that they won’t be having sexy times with each other regardless. I hate! Now where’s my medication?
Side note: I’ve always been on team Whitney on the poo party that is “The Hills”, but she is so one dimensional (so am I). That said, I definitely have to torture my eyeballs to watch “The City” later. Australian Justin Bobby looks kinda hot. Sigh.
Photo credit: Jason Odell / MTV
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Oh, come on… you don’t hate hate him.. you just hate love him…
The blonde guy on the right is actually a way hotter .
i like this douche. but id take the edward norton wannabe on the right in the 6th pic.
Ditto on the Nortonesque guy in the last pic. As for Brody, I neither hate him nor love him, just find him highly forgettable. Who was I talking about again?
He IS cute, but the think that bothers me is, he has attitude like the “thinks” he’s a lot hotter than he really is.
Dude I know what you mean….he is a SUPERDOUCE…and he is SUPER HOT….who knows maybe he ios a closet case and we don’t know it….could happen….Hollywood is full of them….trust me….I use to work there….you would be amazed at the the stories I could tell you….LOL
yawn
Dude, you post way hotter guys all the time. Brody and his friends are so Generic New Hollywood Pretty and hardly worth mentioning at all. Paul Rudd could eat them for breakfast.
What is this guy’s game? As much as he and Simon Rex have denied it, they blatently dated and won’t admit their sexuality, its stupid. I don’t like the guy oone bit, his head doesnt look right.
He’s a cutie all right, but how can you overlook the obvious douche-master behavior? Oh, I know how. He smiles!
Let’s just call him Massengill.
Or to use his real name, for short, BJ.
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