I Heart My Job

Husbands Clothes

Posting shirtless men is hardly a job, but you get the idea and I am lovin’ every second of it. Things like this make me get up in the morning and churn out post after post without fail. The story goes that my dearest friend and also our co-author Jason O of LeadingMenCollection sent me these bundle of joy (to say the least) from the magical land of Miami(!) therefore I am now done with Christmas. Like DONE. No more presents for me, unless one of you guys send me one of my husbands very neatly packaged (we don’t want any damage on the goods), like what Jason did with these amazingly wonderful gifts. I’ve never got so excited over a bunch of used clothes in my life. Pictures and more of my insane babbling after the jump. Please excuse the angles. I was trying to be arty.

At first I was hoping to get something from my second husband Mr. K but then I realized Jason loved me more since I would spontaneously combust at the sight of 3 of my husbands’ clothing at once. I don’t think I’ll ever can thank him enough.

Husbands Clothes

Husbands Clothes Closeup

Certificates of Authencity

Jason Sudeikis DKNY Striped Burgundy Tie from “Meet Bill”

Jason Sudeikis's DKNY Tie

Closeup of Jason Sudeikis's Tie

My prized possession. Since there’s no way in hell chances are little that I can get Jason Sudeikis for myself (unless cloning is allowed, but that’s another story), the closest I can get to him is the stuff he wears and heaven knows I will treasure this tie forever! At first I was about to do a pose ala Stalker Aniston in GQ with this  gorgeous tie but then I realized the repair cost for computer screens are quite high these days, so I’m not gonna risk it. I love you guys too much.

Paul Rudd’s James Perse T-Shirt and PX Shirt from “Over Her Dead Body”

Paul Rudd’s James Perse T-Shirt

Paul Rudd’s PX Shirt and Tag

Now I have a reason to watch “Over Her Dead Body” over and over again! Paul is size 2 / medium which is totally my size. Dayum, we already have so much in common! I wonder if one piece from his natural reserve escaped and held on to this T-Shirt. I need to do more investigation. I think “Dead Fiancée” is the working title for the movie. Correct me if I’m wrong.

Ryan Kwanten’s American Eagle Short from “Summerland”

Ryan Kwanten’s Short

Ryan Kwanten’s Short

Yes, it’s the freaking Jason Stackhouse from freaking True Blood! And I would like to think he hardly wore anything underneath because Ryan’s body repels any form of clothing, except this one of course. He was forced to wear it. A size 30 which is again, my size!

Now please excuse me while I go faint, giggle like a schoolgirl and repeat. And while I do that, go get something for yourself (and your loved ones) as well! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

p.s: In case anyone was wondering, the film reel ribbon came with the clothes.

  • dana

    ahhhhhhh!!!

    you’re soooo lucky.

    =]

    I’m jealous.

  • Ugh im so jealous. Why didnt i come up with posting naked men?

  • The Duckhunter

    Yeah its kinda cool to have one of there article of clothing

  • Matt

    I see you went from posting shritless men to menless shirts. Har har har

  • WarpedRecord

    Square: Those are prized possessions indeed!

    Question: Do the shirts come to you laundered, or straight off the backs (and fronts) of Paul Rudd and Ryan Kwanten? And if not, would you actually wear them? Even if they fit me, I think I’d build some kind of altar and preserve them.

  • Justin

    I’m sad that you got the tie, I put it on my Christmas list… But gratz!

  • Phil

    Lucky you…I’ve never wanted to be a pair of shorts so much in my life…

  • Psiwire

    Good job, Square. I’m away for awhile and first thing back you cost me $160 by introducing me to this site!

  • Thanks to all you guys who have been buying these star-worn treasures!
    As a fan of the site and the guys who post here, it means a lot to me.

    I also love that I was able to make Square feel as giddy as he makes us feel!

    Happy Holidays to everyone!

    -Jason

  • Psi: Welcome back! I’m glad you got something for yourself as well! (I wonder what it is)

    Jason: Anyways, thanks again Jason for making Hollywood more accessible for us. On behalf of everyone else, do we still get to order and get the goods by Christmas?

    Justin: We definitely have to alert Jason to acquire more of Sudeikis’s stuff. Krasinski as well. And Hamm. Heh. I promise to leave the next Sudeikis item alone for you. 😉

    WarpedRecord: I’m not quite sure, but I’d like to think they have never been laundered ever. LOL

  • Psiwire

    I got the Vin Diesel thermal undershirt from “XXX”. Sadly they don’t have any Shia stuff at the moment. I have my eye on Jake Gyllenhal’s boxers too, but I’m gonna have to work myself up to spend that much dough.

  • Very, very little comes laundered from the studios. Most of it is worn and put into storage “as is” for reshoots and then it’s all sold off when the productions wrap.

    You see lots of signs of wear. In one of Vin Diesels long undies, there were *gasp!* pubes! Ben Affleck and Tom Welling seem to be sloppy eaters. Many leave makeup stains. And Sean William Scott got his hair cut in one shirt. Justin Long left tickets to the zoo in his pockets. Ed Helms left a cheat sheet for his lines. Ryan Phillippe left earplugs. Another guy left $20.

    Anyone who orders today, I will do everything I can to get it overnighted for 12/24 delivery. Just specify that it is a gift.

  • OMG!!! X3 YUS. Awesome, I would have a similar cycle of actions. I’m sure I’d probably go all crazy stalker and smell them. LMFAO. I wanna buy something so bad, but I hope to actually meet these people someday and owning a piece of their clothing will probably come of as creepy… *sigh* :/

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