One Month Later, I Still Don’t Get It

Robert Pattinson

Maybe I’m not a hormonal 14 year old (I used to be one so I know what it’s like) but does anyone else still don’t get why Robert Pattinson creams people’s pants? Half of the teenage population of the world would die over him and I still don’t get it. He looks like he didn’t take a bath for two years and I don’t think this is what you call “out of bed” look, it’s more like “forever in bed” look! Plus, he hates the attention he’s getting. Okay, maybe that’s part of his charms but he’s no Johnny Depp! Or is he? They should give equal attention other eye candies of “Twillight” like Cam Gigandet and Kellan Lutz. That being said, this boy needs to do a proper shirtless photo shoot stat, because I think he did his part of conserving the nature by not cutting down any trees, if you know what I mean. Let’s see that trail in it’s full glory, baby. I am not content with just a partial open shirt shot!

Robert Pattinson

From Entertainment Weekly shot by Jeff Riedel.

Robert Pattinson Shirtless

What’s that? Okay, if you insist.

Robert Pattinson's Hairy Chest

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

  • jackie

    The way James McAvoy looked in Atonement i would pick him over this clown any day.His body in Wanted would blow this joker out.

  • imbringinsexyback

    first of all i hate him in twilight and new moon, he looks so pale and disgusting. but in the pictures on this page he looks downright sexy. taylor lautner on the other hand looks so frickin’ hot all the time. unless he has long hair i hated that! but with his hair short and all those muscles……… oops little fantasy there. any who as i was saying b4, so hott much hotter than rob. sorry

  • jessica

    robert is somewhat good looking but i just hate his hair. he looks like a total douche with his hair like that. and his body isn’t good. however i do agree on Taylor Lautner. he is so HOTT! i’d take him over Rob any day of the week!

  • Yuk, yuk, yuk. Maybe in 20 years.

  • i dont care what anyone says bout robert pattinson cuz to me he’s freakin sexy.

  • Square…swear…this guy really looks like Edward Cullen!

  • mt

    He doesn’t seem to have a “look” yet – his smiles are forced, he can’t pull off the “brooding and pouting” look…..he just seems to be in photographic limbo…and the whole vampire look thing (which isn’t a true vampire look) is hysterically bad. He’s like a more masculine Justin Bieber – no discernible talent yet he’s still popular. A true enigma.

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