It’s Them Gods of Football Again

Hunks of Gods of Football 2009

This is exactly why I love Australians. They’re all about exploiting the male species and damn bloody good at it! And if there’s one group of men that is forbidden to wear any clothes at all, it’s them Australian professional football team (rugby, whichever you prefer). Their latest exploitation is the 2009 “Gods of Football” calendar. I love this type of calendar, they never tell me what date or month it is and I can never plan anything on them because there’s no effing space for me to write. Just kidding. Who writes on calendars anymore? I also pity the football and towels because they had to endure so much musk from these jocks’ crotches, so for the next calendar I am willing to volunteer my head.

These uber Australian hunks was shot by photographer Pedro Virgil and I don’t know any of them, except Nick Youngquest but I’m willing to learn. Since this website is very demure like Katie Price, these are some worksafe teasers from the calendar. Head over here to learn more and get one for yourself.

Thanks Robert!

Gods of Football Cover

Daniel Conn

Kayne Lawton

Nick Youngquest

David Williams

  • DoverDavid

    Cute and hairless does nothing for me, average, nice and hairy does. Funny how just a change in body type creates different wants.

  • KarmaLysing

    Sadly, all of them seem to have a depilation addiction, (I’d be happy, DELIGHTED, even, to perform a mass intervention, btw).

    That said… AYE-CHI-FRICKIN’-HUA-HUAS!!!!!!!

  • WarpedRecord

    I have to echo DoverDavid’s comments: I’d take average, hairy ADORKABLE guys over these mannequins any day. Yes, they’re “hot” in the conventional sense, but they strike me as very cold, calculated individuals as well. OK, I’m bitter, but I’ve earned it.

  • dre(ul)w

    Thank god, Santa is early this year. I almost believed smooth and clean died out.

  • batman50

    Is this guy hot too much hot of being hot hot hot

  • Milton

    Too HOT!! Can’t breathe!! Must get air!!! I’ve been aching to go “down under” for years now. Damn,Squarehippies, you’re right;Australian men are “the Bomb”. Tennis& Australian Rules football are the only 2 sports I watch on tv, because of the hot,hot,hot men.Both don’t believe in hiding their players under layers of unsexy sports armor.
    I feel faint. Hope that the guy in the chair catches me. No, wait…the guy with the tatoos…no, wait… the guy in the chair…ohh, I can’t decide!!

    P.S. Please post more pics of Steven Strait. Go to {the next big thing}…a Steven Strait fansite>gallery>photoshoots>other sessions, & enjoy the view. THAT man (along with Shawn Hatosy), is my new husband.

  • hjs1985

    Hail Australia!!!! Does anybody know how much is a plane ticket to australia?

  • http://www.myspace.com/sexyaquamenace Joseph

    You guys can say what you want but the grass is always greener……You know they are peeeeeerfect lol

  • Complex

    I totally agree with DoverDavid.

  • Complex

    But GODDAMN!!! They are HOT!! Just visualize they didn’t shave their chests.

  • Le

    Gosh!!!!! Daniel Conn, you are the best one!

    so fucking hot!

  • CHENTE

    HOW IMMATURE OF THOSE WHO THINK THESE GUYS ARE NOT HOT BECAUSE THEY ARE MUSCLE GUYS………….

    MAYBE THESE SAME GUYS SHOULD TRY GOING TO THE GYM REGULARLY AND SEE HOW HARD IT IS TO LIFT WEIGHTS AND SUCH INSTEAD OF BAGGING ON THESE GUYS.

    THESE MEN SHOULD BE COMMENDED FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION AND MOST OF ALL FOR SUPPORTING SUCH A GREAT CAUSE………..

    DON’T HATE!!!!!!!!!!

  • KJ

    I’D BE ANY OF THESE GUYS’ WIDE RECEIVER ANY TIME!!

  • scott

    who is the hairless but nicely tatted beefcake in the second picture? call 911 i think i’m gonna faint

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