Lochte-d Down

Ryan Lochte Shirtless

Notice how hard I try to make “Lochte-d Down” happen? Sigh. Anyways, with all these Phelps-ification going on lately, it’s nice to see his fellow less-worshiped but equally questionably hot Olympic gold medalist (phew pass me the drink) Ryan Lochte gets down to business. I kinda missed him during the Olympics post rush  and I don’t really think he’s magazine pretty (neither Phelps but we love that) but these pictures kinda work for my angry crotch. Ryan is welcomed to eat as many cookies he wants in my bed, and I don’t mean the floury kind. These are from his photo shoot with his new PR firm PMK and a spread in the latest American GQ, which reminds me a lot of Matthew McConaughey for some reason. We’ll be seeing Ryan in an underwear campaign for Calvin Klein soon so get your drool buckets emptied out. Note to magazine people: I think it’s time for us to exploit the all-American hotness that is Ricky Berens!

Source: GQ, ONTD

Ryan Lochte in GQ

Ryan Lochte Shirtless in GQ

Ryan Lochte in GQ

Ryan Lochte Shirtless in GQ

Ryan Lochte

Ryan Lochte Shirtless

Ryan Lochte Shirtless

Ryan Lochte Shirtless

Ryan Lochte Shirtless

Ryan Lochte, Rickey Berens and Michael Phelps Shirtless

Ryan Lochte, Rickey Berens and Michael Phelps Shirtless

Ryan Lochte Shirtless

Ryan Lochte, Rickey Berens and Michael Phelps Shirtless

Ryan Lochte Shirtless

  • Steve

    Get a haircut, hippie!

  • DoverDavid

    He reminds me of Grant Shue (sp) from Melrose Place.

  • WarpedRecord

    Dear Michael Phelps: Please stop shaving that beautiful chest and those gorgeous armpits!

  • CHENTE

    LOVE THE OLYMPIC SWIMMING COMPETITIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • eagander

    Not “magazine pretty”??? Beautiful blue eyes, striking chiseled facial features, great smile, curly brown hair, and then there’s that hot, lean bod?? You’ve got to be blind!

  • Nandini

    I have to admit. I kind of like the hippie-dippie hair. I don’t know how to explain it, but something about it just makes me want to find out whether it’s really as soft and thick as it looks.

  • Lolah

    thats true he isnt magazine pretty….hes just plain SEXY

  • Jason

    Hot… Love… Sex… 😛

  • Jett

    He looks nice in the white shirt and the black outfit.. because of his hair! Hairstyles really helps anyone’s looks “a lot”. I agree, he needs to get a haircut in some of the pics!

  • lordy

    i just wanna lick his shaven armpits and crotch

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