Matt Lanter in Disaster Movie
Here’s one of my public service posts, the last one before tomorrow. Since noone bothered to watch the pile of poo that is “Disaster Movie”, here are some shirtlessness of cougarbait Matt Lanter. As much as I wanted these movies to stop, they’re a good source for skin exploitations (see: Sean Maguire in “Meet The Spartans”). Matt Lanter kinda works for me because he’s adequately pretty without being too pretty and also naturally smooth. If I were 16 I’d totally go apeshit over this one. I know few of you love to see some pretty, so I hope you guys will enjoy these caps of shirtless Matt as Steven Strait from “10,000 B.C.” Wig, painted abs and all, but at least they exploited him good and gosh, those eyes are freakin’ breathtaking! It’s amazing what some (fake) facial hair can do to pretty boys. I can’t wait to see what Matt will look like in 15 years.
Also, some hot muscular dude.
And Tad Hilgenbrink.
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hey square: this is more of a query (mistake) than a comment—i am the kind of person that loves facts BUT also like to find errors in others peoples work–
so i noticed that if you check IMDB you will find that Matt Lanter AND Steven
Strait ARE 2 DIFFERENT people—was this meant as an error for us to find the many of us that view your site on a daily basis OR was this just a mistake
if you could clarify this for me at least i would be so EVERLY greatful—hope
your holidays are bright and full of er——s.—
The First one is really cute . The others not so much .
I think what Square meant is that in the parody “Disaster Movie”, Matt Lanter plays a takeoff of the character that Steven Strait played in the unintentionally funny movie “10,000 BC”.
Ditto to what Michael said. I should have said D’Leh, but Steven Strait is more fun to mention since he is pure hotness. To quote Miranda from TDWP, “But I was very, very impressed by how intently you tried to warn me.” LOL
Anyways, here are some Steven Strait shirtlessness from 10,000 B.C. Check him out!
I do so like that slighly upturned look at the ends of cute boys mouth when he is not smiling at all – does that make sense..?
Add that little touch of youthful ruddy cheek and a smokin lean muscled body – well it’s just so…
Hang on – where am I? – let me wipe off the drool – nice pics Square!
Positively “dread”-ful, even without the wig.
In the spirit of the season: He’s all yours, boys!
Kowabunga ! This Matt Lanter guy looks like he was put together like a doll using the best parts of others handsome guys’ faces. And dig them big beautiful eyes. Gotta go take a vitamin, i’m feeling weak.
I love Matt Lanter. I wept when they canceled “Commander In Chief” on ABC.
matt looks like a cross between Ryan Merriman and Channing Tatum. and that’s a winning combination if I ever heard one haha
I spent every episode of Commander wishing they made him gay.
I’m not 16 anymore (SADLY), but damn this boy does it for me. Total boyfriend material.
this guy is all good he is VERY nice that our there in my house or my god