The Day My Crotch Stood Still
Is the day when I see my fourth imaginary husband Jon Hamm on the big screen (now, when does that happen?). Okay, so I’m 100% sure he wasn’t shirtless in this but they’re doing me and my local theater a favor by not letting gay ass explode in the hall. Now that’s going to be a hot mess. I don’t know about you but I think he looks like Don Draper times ten, which translates to the maximum hotness of the sun. I want to see every stubble on his face and count them like a first grader. That said, I still can’t get over the fact that Jon Hamm should be the effing lead instead of Keanu but I’ll take both and shut up. Also, December 12 will also be the premiere of “Wolverine” trailer, and I’m sure we’ll see a lot of skin. Another reason to cover your crotch from exploding.
These are some trailer caps from “The Day The Earth Stood Still”, they’re not much I know but I’m pretty sure earth isn’t the only thing that will stand still after this film is released. Get it? Get it? Sigh, I’m so lame. Here, have a shirtless Don Draper and fake a laugh for me.
Okay, now I know why the earth stood still. They’re using Windows Vista!
As promised. Now laugh!
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I LOVE the title of your caption, plus the picture helps as well, too bad he smokes.
Yes, he smokes, but i’d love to be the “fag” in his mouth!
Jon Hamm, Mike Rowe, and among other beefy, hairy men, are my favs.
I think there should be one every day lmao.
I was actually more into Kyle Chandler
Hey square, caught the flick last night and am sad to report it’s a dud. Your fourth husband has a very small role (and barely unbuttons his shirt!) Mr. Reeves is buttoned-up, too, and as dull as dishwater (where is the lively cutie who once gave us ‘Bill & Ted’?)
Thanks Joe. Dang it! The dud part I understand but Jon Hamm should have been in every single frame in this movie. Sigh. Now on to “The Boy in the Box”. Make more movies please!
Oh, i loved “Tha Day the Earth Stood Still”… but, sadly, Jon makes like a 3 seconds appearance in the whole movie. Keanu looks hot as an alien, and… the movie itself is awesome IMHO.
Jon Hamm shouded b the main character on: “The Day The Earth Stood Still” he is a 1,000 times SEXIER & HOTTER THAN Keanu!!!
On my book he is one of the most RAW, MACHO, SEX SIMBOLS OF THIS TIME!!!
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