The Day My Crotch Stood Still

By Square on December 11, 2008 in Actors, Coming Soon

Jon Hamm in The Day The Earth Stood Still

Is the day when I see my fourth ~~imaginary~~ husband Jon Hamm on the big screen (now, when does that happen?). Okay, so I’m 100% sure he wasn’t shirtless in this but they’re doing me and my local theater a favor by not letting gay ass explode in the hall. Now that’s going to be a hot mess. I don’t know about you but I think he looks like Don Draper times ten, which translates to the maximum hotness of the sun. I want to see every stubble on his face and count them like a first grader. That said, I still can’t get over the fact that Jon Hamm should be the effing lead instead of Keanu but I’ll take both and shut up. Also, December 12 will also be the premiere of “Wolverine” trailer, and I’m sure we’ll see a lot of skin. Another reason to cover your crotch from exploding.

These are some trailer caps from “The Day The Earth Stood Still”, they’re not much I know but I’m pretty sure earth isn’t the only thing that will stand still after this film is released. Get it? Get it? Sigh, I’m so lame. Here, have a shirtless Don Draper and fake a laugh for me.

Jon Hamm in The Day The Earth Stood Still

Okay, now I know why the earth stood still. They’re using Windows Vista!

Jon Hamm in The Day The Earth Stood Still

As promised. Now laugh!

Jon Hamm Shirtless

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DoverDavid on December 11th, 2008 at 8:40 am

I LOVE the title of your caption, plus the picture helps as well, too bad he smokes.
WarpedRecord on December 11th, 2008 at 10:06 am

Yes, he smokes, but i’d love to be the “fag” in his mouth!
White Panda on December 11th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

Jon Hamm, Mike Rowe, and among other beefy, hairy men, are my favs.
I think there should be one every day lmao.
Freddie on December 12th, 2008 at 7:20 am

I was actually more into Kyle Chandler
joesview on December 12th, 2008 at 9:32 am

Hey square, caught the flick last night and am sad to report it’s a dud. Your fourth husband has a very small role (and barely unbuttons his shirt!) Mr. Reeves is buttoned-up, too, and as dull as dishwater (where is the lively cutie who once gave us ‘Bill & Ted’?)
Square on December 13th, 2008 at 9:04 am

Thanks Joe. Dang it! The dud part I understand but Jon Hamm should have been in every single frame in this movie. Sigh. Now on to “The Boy in the Box”. Make more movies please!
Alex M. on December 18th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

Oh, i loved “Tha Day the Earth Stood Still”… but, sadly, Jon makes like a 3 seconds appearance in the whole movie. Keanu looks hot as an alien, and… the movie itself is awesome IMHO.
Ricky on January 25th, 2010 at 6:56 am

Jon Hamm shouded b the main character on: “The Day The Earth Stood Still” he is a 1,000 times SEXIER & HOTTER THAN Keanu!!!
On my book he is one of the most RAW, MACHO, SEX SIMBOLS OF THIS TIME!!!