The Search For America’s Next Superdouche

Bromance Contestants Shirtless

So “Bromance” premiered last night. Don’t lie, I know you’ve been anticipating that poo party for a while now. What is the point of this show again? Let me check. Oh, to find America’s next biggest douche; as if there aren’t enough douches around already. I hate that most of the potential “bros” (I puked in my mouth a bit) are hot and doable, especially the furry one. Well the only furry one, and there’s not much fur to begin with. One of them freaks me out a bit. These are capped by Superherofan, and I was glad that he didn’t miss any important bits of the show, i.e the no shirt bits. Morning wood on TV? That’s a sign for me to watch next week’s episode. Sad, really. Now excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall for contributing a fraction of my life watching this hotter than hot mess. Okay, maybe not. I’ll go take a shower or something.

More caps of “Bromance” available here.

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

Contestants Shirtless in Bromance

  • DoverDavid

    More stupidity that someone network is actualy paying for, give the money to your local food bank instead.

  • Bruno

    None of them seems nice …and I don´t even watch this show…

  • Ronald

    They need to pick better looking guys for this show or its going to HIT the Crapper fast! :O)~~~~~~~~~~

  • Mike

    Why did Brody effing shave that chest!!! Just wrong

  • KarmaLysing

    In addition to the fact I don’t find any of them especially hot, can I cast my vote now for “All of The Above” on the whole “Superdouche” issue? (blinkblink)…

  • WarpedRecord

    Another reason to turn off the tube.

    Square: Did you mean “pool party,” or has reality television hit a new low?

  • No, I really meant shit, caca, feces, droppings, waste, doo doo, night soil, etc. LOL

  • Phuzz

    I watched it, it was kind of funny. And I liked the fact the gay guy realized he was a total token and walked, and that he got the most girls. For a jelly fish he showed a lot of backbone.

  • sassywench

    Oh Brody….so much less douchey when you don’t shave your chest. I sure that strumpet Playmate you are dating encouraged you to shave it! Shame on you and your silly show.

  • Who is that hot piece of man? and why must they censor his piece?

  • mt

    Brody is a looker, but anyone that knows him is a douche bag by osmosis

  • mark

    Another reason to turn off the tube.

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