What’s This Intimate Cuddling You’re Talking About?

Bob Crowley of Survivor Gabon

This will be my last “Survivor: Gabon” post I promise, unless we can get our hands on that mythical Charcus surveillance tape. So I used to think I am the only one in the entire solar system who has developed a super secret pepaw crush on Bob Crowley (don’t judge). I know he’s like 200 years old or something but I don’t know. There’s something about Bob that is so attractive, and before you came into any conclusion, there’s NOTHING sexual about it. Then that slutty bunny Charlie revealed he was having ‘intimate cuddling’ and ‘spooning’ all night long with the super pepaw. What in the world? Don’t you have enough Marcus for yourself already? I need to investigate further into this matter, and see if he made moves on Dan and Matty as well. That being said, I think I need to take a class with Charlie, because I also want to be ‘warm and nice’ at night especially to straight men.

p.s: And yeah, he deserves the million dollars more than any other bitches on the show.

p.p.s: Notice how they never mention anything about Charcus (or the peen slip)? That’s the only reason I watched the reunion show and now I want my money back.

p.p.p.s: Does anyone else think Matty’s flesh colored nips are like super yum? I’d love to have those with some pecans and butterscotch please. /end perversion

Bob Crowley of Survivor Gabon

Bob Crowley of Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore of Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore of Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore of Survivor Gabon

Matty Whitmore of Survivor Gabon

  • WarpedRecord

    Square: I have no idea who these people are because I never touch the stuff that is “Survivor,” but I will say that is one attractive senior gentleman. Two others: Kris Kristofferson and Tom Skerritt. We should all be so lucky as to age that gracefully.

  • Matt

    Peen slip? did they accidentally show penis on network TV?

  • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

    Yes they did! “Accidentally” of course, but nothing to be proud of. I believe floppy is the word. :)

  • Robert Frank

    He’s is a handsome, manly, older guy with a great beard.

  • Psiwire

    There’s a thin line (no pun intended) between skinny and malnourished. The guys on “Survivor” always make me feel like I should be giving them cookies or something.

Back to Top