Adorkable of the Month: Threadless Hottie

By Square on January 25, 2009 in Others

Threadless Hottie

So I was shopping for some cheap-ish T-shirts at Threadless when I stumbled upon this insanely gorgeous dark and scruffy male specimen. Then I realized all the items in my shopping cart were modeled by this cutie! (for your information this is like the fourth time I’ve said cutie ever, so it’s kind of a huge deal) Damn it! Where do they find such perfection? Can someone tell me his name? Alrighty then, we’ll call him “Threadless Hottie” for now. I certainly could use his number because judging from the neck up and his dark hairy arms, I’m damn sure that he has some nice forestation underneath that shirt. Imagine that! If you happen to know Threadless Hottie, please tell him that I just made him January’s Adorkable of the Month. Yeah, that should do it.

More pictures of Threadless Hottie at Threadless. I just wished that we can choose T-shirts by model in addition to by design and size. Oh and I know he’s not your typical adorkable but WHO THE HELL CARES. He’s damn cute!

Threadless Hottie

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JoeTimb on January 25th, 2009 at 9:14 am

Very beautiful. It’s not so easy to shop when he’s staring at you in every t-shirt model.

[j]
szoszo on January 25th, 2009 at 10:10 am

wowza. he is amazing! and the shirts are too. tho imho he shaves the chest :S
Brendan on January 25th, 2009 at 10:43 am

mmm… slinky hotness.
WarpedRecord on January 25th, 2009 at 11:45 am

He’s a bit too young for my tastes, but perhaps Kyle Bornheimer can be his big bro and coach him in the ways of adult adorkableness.
Z on January 25th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

uuu he is totally my type, I like him…thank you Square for leaving this hottie while you’re gone!
Felix Garmendia on January 25th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Wel, honestly, I can find pictures of dressed celebrities anywhere, he’s sort of cute , but cuties with shirts on I can see at TMZ
thulerack on January 25th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

His name is Ross Zietz, and he’s one of the designers at Threadless. Thanks so much for posting him. I’ve been drooling over him for years. He has a Flickr photo stream (arzie13) which used to have pictures of him at the beach, but they seem to be missing. His website (rosszietz.com) is under construction. Okay, do I sound like a crazy stalker or what?
KarmaLysing on January 26th, 2009 at 2:04 am

I wonder who that was pressed up against his ~~ass~~ BACK, holding the Boston Terrier. And why wasn’t it me.

And the pic with the Shiba puppy wearing an eyepatch along with him is too adorkable for words. CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!
JoOoE on January 26th, 2009 at 2:39 am

Hey Square,
I was wondering. I know you have thousands of post and I know for sure I didn’t see any all of them. I would, but I won’t, just for the sake for my mind overloading. Anyway, with my question. Have you posted men of other ethnicities? Say black, asian, indian… I think you may, I just don’t remember seeing them.
KarmaLysing on January 26th, 2009 at 10:06 am

Hey Square… Totally off-topic, and I apologise in advance…

Do you have a “g” rating on Gravitars? I ask because my “PG” rated Gravitar is nowhere to be seen, and it’s been nearly a week since I changed it.
Dene Larson on January 26th, 2009 at 10:58 am

He is cute. And there’s a Paul Rudd-ishness about him, too. THAT’S really why you like him so much-!
loudrockmusic on January 26th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

Super adorable. If I met him in person, I’d immediately be all about him.
Square on January 26th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

Karma, yes we have G rated only policy. What you can do is mark your current avatar to G. It can’t be that bad. Hehe.

Dene, you are absolutely right. Paul Rudd should be an adjective so I can use it everyday. Example: He looks Paul Rudd today. Ngeh.

Joooe, I did feature some Asians, African Americans and South Asians as well. Just do a search and you’ll be surprised.

thulerack, I owe you one. Really.
Shaymaa on January 29th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

hehe, cute post Square. made me laugh.
len on January 29th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

DROOL!
sco pooh on January 31st, 2009 at 4:40 am

Wow ..WOW Wow I think this guy is very ..got it going on real good Love the look ,He should Model , Makes one want to smile ;o)
Smiles guys ;o)
Thanks for the share mates )
Cheers !
Ross Zietz Shirtless - Squarehippies.com on January 31st, 2009 at 6:00 am

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ben on February 23rd, 2009 at 12:25 pm

This guy is VERY cute. But what about the other Threadless hotty??

http://media.threadless.com/product/640×640/1667-store4.jpg
Vote for The 2009 Adorkable of The Year! - Squarehippies.com on December 26th, 2009 at 5:48 am

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