Craig Horner, Sit Down & Have A Big Mac Or Two

Craig Horner Shirtless

I have nothing against guys who are working their fitness 24/7, in fact a huge percentage of hotties on this website is a product of going to the gym. That said, what do you think of Craig Horner’s ULTRA SUPER CRAZY FIT body in “Legend of The Seeker”? Personally, I think it’s getting on the verge of scary. I don’t think there’s even a molecule of fat in his body and his muscles look as hard as diamond. And that is not a very good thing. The maximum fit I can take is that of Ryan Kwanten‘s, but this is a bit much. Boy, go easy on the gym trips and have a Big Mac or two!

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Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

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  1. Ǻŋđŗé Đā Ħợмợ ツ on January 16th, 2009 at 8:04 am

    He does look hungry. LoL. He’s not that attractive imo, but to each his own. Come to think of it, he’s kinda fug in the face department too. LoL. Again, just my opinion. LoL.

  2. Steve on January 16th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    NO! Hes beautiful.

  3. WarpedRecord on January 16th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    I don’t think he’s that attractive either (too smooth), and the bod’s a bit much for my tastes.

  4. Calvin on January 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Wow, thanks Square for posting these pics. His body is my ultimate fantasy–young, smooth, very muscular, and impossibly ripped. The fact he is bound up in chains, which accentuates his muscularity, is just icing on the cake.

  5. KarmaLysing on January 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    ……. (blinkblink)……. Uhhhmmm…. I’m sorry, Square, did you say something? I was a bit……. (blinkblink)…. HARRUMPH… Sorry… I was asking if you’d said something. I was a bit distract… (blinkblink)… drooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

  6. Bruno on January 16th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    I really don´tr like him . He looks like a drug addicted .

  7. DoverDavid on January 16th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I know some like this look, but to me, it’s gross.

  8. luvemhairy on January 16th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Needs a bit more meat on him to pull of the ripped muscle look. Get a Big Mac mate!

  9. len on January 16th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    cute face.unreal body. gross

  10. Me on January 16th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    I’m with Calvin! Perfect!

  11. Ouch! on January 16th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    His face looks cute, but that body is gross.
    I prefer Zach’s ( http://www.squarehippies.com/actors/2009/01/scruff-meet-zach-braff/ ).

  12. Ronald on January 16th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    I’D TAP THAT IN A HEARTBEAT SKINNY LIKE THAT OR AFTER EATING BURGERS PER YOUR REQUEST HERE!

  13. duckhunter 1 on January 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    whats wrong with him?

    We need lean fighting machine actors!

    Cute muscles cute body woof

    the girl forget to take off his pants and leave him there NAKED

  14. Nyles on January 16th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    True he’s very attractive but that time was a bit to ripped even for me (But what I did like was that at least 25-45 minutes of the episode he was (“Bare Chested”)the whole time even when he was in that prison cell of sorts and fighting near the end of the episode (Bare Chest -Bare Feet”)was a bonus.

  15. RickG on January 16th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Pro or Con, his pics still stay up on my bedroom wall to remind me of that which gives a “rise.”

  16. sassywench on January 16th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    HOT DAMN!

  17. Milton on January 16th, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    Definately way-scary ripped. Actually looks doeable when fully clothed.

  18. No one on January 17th, 2009 at 7:55 am

    That’s even more disgusting than female bdybuilders! But he looks quite okay on the seventh pic.

  19. gypsycurse on January 17th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I’d love to have either he or Zach ! The perfect man comes in all sorts of incarnations. Just depends on how much quality time you’re willing to share with the gym. Craig’s body is ab-rockhard-perfect but something about that woebegone face of Zack’s on that boyishly healthy body is perfect in its own way too !

  20. isoron on January 17th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    So post your pics – show how ripped you guys are —suddenly thinking sitting on a sofa porgie porgie pudden a pie. Please really post your body shots need to know what I should be looking for in hot – tight men or hot pudgy men! Give me an icon!

  21. vin_hz on January 20th, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    yup, he needs one or two on that cute lips of his.
    i was referring to the big mac. i mean, as in, food. LOL!

  22. mg on January 31st, 2009 at 3:07 am

    I love his nipples!

  23. JordZ on February 2nd, 2009 at 12:03 am

    He is very scary ripped, usually on the parts where he’s fighting with rage and the part where he’s chained up and I always like bondage with men so he does need to lay off the gym a little.

  24. CHENTE on February 12th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    All his hard work and determination in the gym or where-ever he works out really shows!

    He is an inspiration to those of us who work with dreams of somewhat looking like that or in some type of shape!

    AWESOME!!!!!!!

  25. robertg on April 2nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Well, I guess I’m just not that picky apparently. If he knocked on my door I just can’t imagine not letting him in. The back door of course. I luuuuuuuuuuuv all them muskuls.

  26. boof on April 4th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    wow, i’ve watched this young pup, grow from a child on tv into a man on tv + we love him in Australia, (and we havn’t even seen Legends of The Seeker” yet) Craig Horner is just such an amazing guy, funny, great sence of humour + now he’s grown into this, WoWie-Wow-Wow!
    All that muscle he has earned & I know his smooth apearance is all natural, love the facial hair + the eyes are to die for, all this + talent as well!
    Good Luck To Him!

  27. Boof on April 4th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    yep! we grow em big + beautiful in Australia, Craig certainly has turned from a happy + very funny kid, presenting the local wildlife shows + kids tv, into an amazing HUNK, + yes those testosterone filled nipples almost outshine Joe Dallesandros legendary tips … as for sucking his feet, i’d be happy to suck, lick, drool all over him if he’d let me … it’s torture, he lives a few blocks from me, when he’s not in NZ or wherever Legends of The Seeker is filmed.
    Glad He’s On His Way + doing well.

    but what broken nose are you talking about Patrick? he’s perfect!

  28. Yas on May 29th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Hes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HOT…i love man like this…and to watch a hot man hung like that is so delicious….what a ripped body…only a real man has it..

  29. maddi roo on July 3rd, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    i cant beeeleave sum of the things you people are saying its rediculus thats, the best lookin thing i ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant beleive you think his body is gggroooossssssss you people are crazzzzzzy if you dont think he is hot, beautiful sexy anything i can think of your crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have watched every episode once and have watched half of them again and now im reading the books and by the way there great!!!!!!!!

  30. Shiloh on July 20th, 2009 at 5:14 am

    Ya know,I think Craig is just fine.And,I mean FINE!I cant figure out why these people post about him being ‘scary’ ripped,or “gross”.Ripped is Supposed to look like this,and thats why Ripped is soo desireable!Gorss is fat and floppy,not ripped.
    As to the show.I watch it whenever it comes on,even if I’ve seen the episode before.I wont miss it!

  31. alice on September 7th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    He is so hot i love him bye

  32. Christopher on September 14th, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Jealous much? He doesn’t need to be gorging on Big Macs… he looks absolutely perfect just as he is. The show itself is kinda lame, but I watch it if I’m up just to check out Craig! I wonder what a Seeker/Dar/Tao hook up would look like? I’d defintiely like to be a fly on the wall for that show!

  33. Ann Ezeanya on September 21st, 2009 at 10:55 am

    HMMMMMMMMM!!!!! wen i watched him as d seekerwit my boyfriend i tink he waz soo jealous becuz iwaz soo LOST dat istarted having crazy very dirty thoughts! pardon me but it not my fault wit dat LEGEND body of his!!! hmmmm sugar

  34. David on October 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 am

    You people that think he is too ripped or scary looking need to check out some pictures of him when he isn’t being hung by his arms or lost in a mindless rage. The seventh picture is the most accurate representation of how he usually looks, which, by the way, is nearly perfect. In my humble opinion, he is ripped to just the right amount. I’ve never really had a celebrity crush before, but I think I might love him, in a shallow type of way. I love fantasy, but so far I think that he is the main reason I’m watching Legend of the Seeker. I didn’t really even like dark eyes before I saw him. I definitely don’t have a foot fetish, but I have to admit that the prospect of sucking his toes is pretty exciting.

  35. So Hyun Ssi on December 6th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    I think Craig horner looks totally yummy and love his hard body what girl wouldnt want this piece of meat i mean such a lickable body

  36. twinkletwinkle on December 30th, 2009 at 3:47 am

    He’s gorgeous! Says this gay avatar here ——–>

  37. icecold on January 13th, 2010 at 10:18 am

    CH seems to look muscular in some shots and not in others. Anyway all his honed body and muscles dont seem to do him much good in a fight, without the sword he loses. When you see him ‘live’ he appears quite a whimp.I’d like to see him put in a ring with another superhero, say spiderman, batman or similar and let them really fight – reckon CH would be beaten to a pulp… .. how about accepting the challenge Craig, would you be brave enough to face another superhero in a real fight?

  38. nobody on January 16th, 2010 at 9:31 am

    his nipples seems so delicious

  39. Emma on June 25th, 2010 at 10:15 am

    He is just amazing i love him so much. If i saw him i would just dive on him.

  40. KMac on June 26th, 2010 at 6:37 am

    He could have *THIS* “Big Mac” if he likes… ;)

    Mac (Big)

  41. truth on July 3rd, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    u guys are nuts that guy is perfect…….to hot for words,your just hating

  42. BJ on January 16th, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    He is ABSolutely perfect.

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