Dane Cook in My Best Friend’s Girl

By Square on January 19, 2009 in Actors

Dane Cook Shirtless

Dane Cook did everything right in his ‘romantic comedy’ films, he kept the scruff on and shirt (sometimes pants) off for a reasonable amount of time, but then he screwed things up by shaving his perfectly hairy chest. Some people never learn! These caps of shirtless Dane Cook are from the movie “My Best Friend’s Girl”, requested by DCluver, Maxim and Tigerfreak over at the forums. I didn’t actually watch the movie because from the looks of it, it kinda has the charms of a piece of boiled broccoli. Maybe if Dane finally decided to put down that damn razor, I’ll torture my eyeballs to watch this mess. Shaved chest = not good. If that isn’t simple enough for you, I don’t know what is.

Dane Cook

Dane Cook Shirtless

Dane Cook

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DoverDavid on January 19th, 2009 at 7:13 am

Not sure when this movie was made, but I have a recent pic of Dane with a full chest of dark hair covering it!!
J.D. on January 19th, 2009 at 7:15 am

Ugh, no matter how much he sucks at comedy or acting or life, I would do SO. MUCH. to that boy. ugh.
Psiwire on January 19th, 2009 at 9:35 am

Dane Cook is terrible. Nice looking from the neck down, but just… awful.
WarpedRecord on January 19th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Hey Square: You forgot the bare-assed scene with Dane, or do you have to keep this site PG-13? Believe it or not, I saw “My Best Friend’s Girl” on the big screen, and it’s quite bad. I blame Kate Hudson. At least I didn’t have to pay for it.

Dane Cook is an enigma to me: I can’t stand his comedy and his acting, but I can’t take my eyes off him. I’m not sure whether he’s hot or homely, but I’m thinking the former.

And here’s a tip: He’s reportedly intact as well!
Milton on January 19th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Well I think that Dane is hot, & funny. I’d like to imagine that he’s introducing Jason Biggs as his husband in that picture of him with his arm around his shoulder.
szoszo on January 19th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

OMFG THANK YOU!
guh i love that film it is amazingly funny. i dont know why everybody says its shit. and i love this guy. hes so effin rude and has an even dirtier mouth than me! always a plus! not to mention how hot he iiiissssss!!!

thanks a bunch! <3
Reese on January 19th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

Does somebody in the movie studio say to him, “Dane, you have to wax all the body hair on your entire body, so that it looks like you don’t even have pubic hair?”
Brendan on January 19th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

He needs a hairy clause in his contract. And a naked clause, too. Preferably frontal.
LeadingMan on January 19th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Naked doesn’t seem to be a problem for Dane Cook. And he’s good at it too.

We do have a bunch of his stuff from the movie “Employee of the Month,” including a pair of sweat pants he wore in some of his bed scenes.

http://www.leadingmencollection.com/dane_cook.html
RD on January 20th, 2009 at 8:12 am

That’s what I’m talkin’ BOUT!
Damn, he’s gorgeous.
dcluver04 on January 20th, 2009 at 11:36 am

I love you square. But you did forget his bottom.
SEXY on January 20th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

THANK YOU!
Max103 on January 25th, 2009 at 2:24 am

ZOMG! thanks a bunch,Square! Dane Cook really is the sexiest comedian ever! I loved that movie,esp for Dane and my new crush,Jason Biggs!
taylordurden on March 18th, 2009 at 11:14 pm

loved the movie, i am deadsmackbuttfuckheelsoverheadtakemeimyours in love with dane cook after seeing it DAMN i loves me a smoker that can’t take anything seriously and that nicely cut body would look so very good on me

very brad pitt fight clubesque though, no?